Why we don't have a comfy english thread? Here we go
A bump.
>>119372947 (OP)Talking with foreigner tonight and don't make any mistakes in messages, are there in this message?
The bump
A bump
Sosite hui dauni
Inrolled.
Bump
>>119373365>Talking with foreignerTo a foreigner.>mistakes in messagesЛогическая рамка завалена вообще нахуй.>are there in this messageIs there some.Времена вообще пиздец.Двойка, садись.
You know. Last night I fapped at camwhore and she singing this catchy song with tom hanks in music video and she was like I really really like you you know bitches be like oh reeeaaaly of course really you fool dumb ass nigga I hate when niggaz repeat that cuz that shit clearly said
>>119374123Ты охуенен, оставайся.Оп
>>119374168Остался. Ask away.
>>119374294Где можно в сети практиковаться в живой речи? Первое, что приходит на ум - /int/, но это не то.
>>119374165Hi there, cuty.It's me, that camwhore.REEEEEEEAAALY
>>119374418Любой интернациональный ресурс с форумами по интересующей тебя хуйне.
hello combrads
Sup homiesWhats poppin?
who like the bred?
>>119374801We dont serve black people here, please leave.
>>119374893Why so? Oh, i get it. Coz i'm black right? Everything what happens around is because i am black. You're dickhead racist.
>>119375025I,m not. Actually i do love black people specialy your mum
>>119375185Dont you be talking shit bout my mom dawg! This aint cool yo!
I dont understand what you whriteBut you idi nahuy OP HUY
>>119374801Lol, rastaman with tattoo. Sry?
>>119374893Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy, you faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat you asshole alive, you bitch. Cmon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you hoe. Come and say it to my face! I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch, come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you hoe. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot!
Gm guys! Wat u gonna do 2day?
>>119375478What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>119372947 (OP)>>119372947 (OP)my grammar-nazi just died in your thread.
>>119375478Yeah, dat is my boy! It is our ghettothread now. OBEY!
>>119374123Is there ANY? When it's a question or a negetive sentence, use ANY. Bitch ass nigga
>>119375780shut your fucking sewer golden boy, be a smartass around me and ill break your fucking face. who the fuck you think you are?
Файнали инглиш тред. Вот ар ви дуинг хир? Вот ар ю ап ту? Ай эм ситинг он э тоилет эт зе момент. Хау ис ит? Кул?
>>119375955Лол, вай со мэд, дьюд? Чил аут, ю литтл фэлла.
>>119374801GTFO bitch ass nigga. Imma whope your ass you still somthing from here. Eat shit, you mellonsucking peace of black shit music they call rap. I fucked your mother balls deep!
>>119375955Yo wtf is your damn problem nigga? Im pointing out your weak spots, you stupid ass bitch. Go learn some more grammar
Whatcha doin my guddam black brazzas cmon fuck me in da ass i want it oh my god ur dicks is so big that makes me crazy
>>119376191youre such a phony, we dont even have black people in russia, stop pretending youre fucking black, CAUSE YOURE FUCKING NOT, CALL ME NIGGA ONE MORE TIME AND ILL TAKE YOU TO BRONX AND CALL YOU OUT IN FRONT OF ACTUAL NIGGERS, YOULL GET YOUR FUCKING FACE SMASHED YOU FUCKING WEAK ASS COCKSICKING POSER
Английский для пидаров, ебал вас всех
>>119376479Hey fucker what a fuck are u fucking talking about go fuck urself u are a fucking piece of shit go and get some fucking life u bastard u know what im sayin?
hey guys, have you seen some ayyliens around?
>>119376466Hey man, you are not born a nigga. You become a nigga, like you just did. You bitch ass fuckface. Go steal some grape juice or mellons, you uneducated dumb idiot. You don't need to study anymmore english, coz you already have reached all your limits. Now go sell some creck and die.
>>119372947 (OP)Becouse it's too early. Really. Create one in the evening, please.
>>119374418На иняз поступай.мимо иняз-кун 2 лвл
>>119372947 (OP)Is this actually a comfy one or sec-ch-retard?
>>119376857Noup. Got pic?
>>119377674Because nobody asked you! Go fuck yourself!
WHERE DA HOODWHERE DA HOODWHERE DA HOOD ATI never really liked rap but yesterday I downloaded DMX discografy and found out I enjoy it. What's wrong with me, people? I ate a cursed fried chicken or something?
>>119378840Seems like you getting a nigga disease. Sry mate :(
>>119375626Damn, that gorilla warfare part makes me lose my shit like I'm nuts.
>>119378881If that includes my dick getting bigger I'm totally ok with that.
>>119374418Online games, dude! Also you could learn basic Polish like "kurrrwa ja perdole".
>>119378993No it only makes you look like shit :D
>>119379201What games do you play? I don't have a console :(
>>119379230Crap. I'm starting to get mad fo mah niggaz not getting Oscars this year. And where are my food stamps?
Pourquoi parlez-vous l'anglais? Il y a beaucoup de meilleures langues dans le monde.
>>119379259>I don't have a console :(You mad bro, how are these things connected?
>>119379654Well i don't like DOTA
>>119379735And never heard of any other games on pc or mac
>>119375780are there anySome advisor you are.
hump de bump
>>119379793Somebody please make two cups of tea for this gentleman.
>>119379757LOL, WOT, HOTS, BF
This thread is not legitimate, you must not post here.Official English threads are only created in the weekend evenings, wait for one until no sooner than the coming Saturday.original threads have the BRITISH YOBA as their OP pictures
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>>119372947 (OP)
>>119380616Why wait for Saturday? I want it NOW!
>>119380616Fuck you, fuck your rules and fuck the system in general.
>>119380882Rednecks aren't welcome in this thread.
>>119374538Proofs?
>>119375626>gorilla warfareI'm shitting bricks
Because russky b-tard can not into English
Anyone here?
Как перевести третье предложение?Expect no sympathy there's none to be hadOpen your eyes and seeThere's no room for the wannabees the has beens or the badПочему "none to be had" это "ни того, ни другого"? Это устоявшееся выражение и его просто нужно запомнить?Да и с первым предложением какая-то хуйня. Увидел перевод "Не ждите сочувствия нет ни от кого". Так можно перевести это предложение?
Translato working in dating agency itt.
>>119383839Привет из /fl/
T'aimes parler sur la version village du Française ?
>>119384187Привет. Там так долго отвечают, что решил в б поискать что-то по анлийскому. Но, блядь, и здесь молчат.
>>119384524*Français
Hey, I just heard somebody farting. Or speaking French. Hard to tell, really.
>>119372947 (OP)I've never though that English is a difficult language to learn. I've never took any any special classes - just school program and conversations with foreigners on the internet. Sill my English skills are beter then those of 90% of sosach population. How did it come to this? English is most common and useful skill to properly communicate and be able to understand media.
>>119385367>taken
>>119385434Took is fine too.
>>119383839Не ожидай симпатии, её не будет.None to be had это просто пассивный залог от to have sympathy. Довольно распространенный прием в английском. Как there is nothing to find.
>>119383839>Expect no sympathy, there's none to be had= Expect no sympathy, there's no sympathy to be had= Expect no sympathy, you can have no sympathyНе знаю как ещё объяснить.>There's no room for the wannabees the has beens or the badНет места притворщикам (ваннаби), былым героям ("a has-been" - человек, который когда-то был успешным но всё проебал) и злодеям
>>119375780Who are you to fucking lecture me?
>>119386050The lecture won't be enough for you to fuck anyone. Look out for video tutorials.
I remember making a really good joke about the Green Card in a similar thread. Anyone here remembers it?
>>119385850просто "бывшим" имхо будет лучше, нет?Необязательно герой же. Был богатым, был пожарником, был здоровым
>>119374418Скачиваешь на ведро или иос программу Zello (это интернет рация), в поиске каналов набираешь "Английский для всех" и общаешься. Там жилающих вести светские беседы на английском достаточно много. Есть даже профессоры.К слову, там есть конфа посвещенная двощу. "Церковь Тиреча 2.0" называется.
>>119372947 (OP)bicoz i dont know englisch as well as i want
>>119385667>>119385850Спасибо, я все понял. Какие-то сложные у них конструкции. Вот, кстати, эта песня.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1RLJTxF9hs
YOBA, ETO TI?!
>>119388454It's his father, Yoba's not at home.
You've probably thought I'm a loaf of bread, but I'm not a bread, I'm a cat! Don't eat me, please.
Нахуй нужен этот убогий недоязык? Можно потратить свое время куда как рациональнее.
>>119389421Damn right, you could have learned English instead.
>>119389421Чтобы общаться с любым жителем цивилизованного мира, толстый пидорахен.
>>119389641> общаться с любым жителем цивилизованного мираЗачем? Что такого важного может поведать пиндос или бриташка?
>>119389706Тебе - ничего, ты ж необучаемый.
>>119389810Почему? У меня в школе и университете хорошие оценки были, так что ты ошибаешься.
>>119389977Ну тогда поднимай страну скален, чтоб они там все с зависти пообсирались.
>>119387134Бывалый
>>119389706Зачем вообще общаться с людьми из других стран, узнавать, как они живут и о чем думают. По телевизору и так расскажут. А побеседовать можно с соседом Васей за бутылкой водки. Духовно!А понимать оригиналы зарубежной литературы, музыки и кино - это вообще для пидоров.
>>119390283> Зачем вообще общаться с людьми из других стран, узнавать, как они живут и о чем думаютДа, незачем, это хипстеры придумали, что это важно.> По телевизору и так расскажутПроекции, не смотрю.> А побеседовать можно с соседом Васей за бутылкой водки. Духовно!Тебе лучше знать.> понимать оригиналы зарубежной литературыЯ еще и русскую не всю прочитал, да и не вижу смысла доверять своему понимаю больше, чем понимаю людей, который профессионально занимаются переводом.> музыки Музыка со словами — говно.> кино Для быдла.
It's just me or the pipes of /po/ are breached again?
BUMP cyka
>>119387069>Anyone here remembers it?it should be "Anyone here remember it?"don't ask me why
Today I've learned that in America the week begins on a Sunday.
>>119390874Ограничивать свои знания одной страной для небыдла, ок. Интеллегент хуев.
>>119374165You could fap at pony or anime but you chosen can who're
>>119375025Fuck yourself retard
>>119375321Kek
>>119390874Мне понравились твои ответы. Но язык надо знать, если хочешь узнать, что думают о тебе иностранцы. Быть уверенным, что ты правильно их понял или немного подкорректировать переводчика, если он не мог быстро и одним словом донести суть.Их мысли не будуть отражать мысли всей страны, но общую картину ты себе будешь предствалять и сможешь кинуть пруфы речи "Обамы", а не переводчика, чтоб к тебе не доебывались за неправильный перевод. если, конечно, тебе это интересно
>>119376736Do you know anything as fuck fuck
>>119372947 (OP)SupTyan is breaking into hereNo proofsIm just bored
>>119390874>и не вижу смысла доверять своему понимаю больше, чем понимаю людей, который профессионально занимаются переводомОригинал всегда лучше перевода. Же.
>>119379735Are you gay
>>119380817It was
>>119389283You are a bread damn
>>119389046Allo
>>119396005Жизни не хватит, чтобы выучить все языки, на которых написано что-то приличное.
Ес раша ай ду
Don't die
Because it's not night, and all you're gonna do is summon the schoolboys and the likes who think it's funny to post "ПОДПИНДОСНИКИ ПРОКЛЯТЫЕ" here?
>>119399206if you bump the thread you should at least post here something interesting to attract people's attention, otherwise all your bumps are useless
>>119399694Podpindosoviki
>>119401187Podosinoviki
>>119372947 (OP)>why don't we>>119385367>thought>taken>the most commonSookie blyad' why do you make my eyes bleeding so fucking much
>>119401905> so fucking muchI can fuck you even mucher :D
>>119402058ebin
>>119402153chill out dude, everything's fine
Охуеваю с ваших навыков, быдло.
>>119401905have took is correct
Stop cussing, motherfuckers!
>>119402561you're just looking for excuses
>>119402561It's just sounds kinda weird.
>>119402707>it's soundsyou fucked up
>>119402707> It's just soundslol. you're a hopeless piece of crap
>>119400498The best grammar at that thread ever
>>119402829>>119402839okok, my fault
>>119372947 (OP)>Why we don't have a comfy english thread? Here we goПроиграл с порядка слов и построения предложения.
>>119402702>48k results from google books>versus>one schoolboy from 2ch
>>1194029532 tea
>>119402839Rude
>>119402935Kek maybe you will be forgiving
>>119402953It's ru style fag
>>119402924what do you mean by that? are you being sarcastic?
>>119402981I would like a cup of tea , гоndon is the capital of great britan
>>119402924"here" is in the wrong place. You can't put it in the middle of a clause and get away with it
>>119403034Blyad this is rustyle sukanah not your faggot ass post pidrila
>>119402995the world is cruel you know.
Еще вопрос по переводу.I'm a rebel, rebel, don't you just know itСначала идет don't, но вопроса как бы и нет. Зато есть just.Как правильно?Ты просто не знаешь об этом.илиРазве ты не знаешь этого?
OP, do I have to bump for you?
>>119403977А зачем здесь have? Не лучше should поставить?Я ньюфаг и никак не могу понять разницы между ду, би и хэв.
gfdg
>>119403977Bump
>>119404262Do I have to bump?Should I bump? (за do I should - анальная трепанация)
>>119404262have to = should = ought to. it's similar to must (though must has a bit stronger meaning)
>>119404352You're not OP. Still a dick, though.
Comrades! Please tell me how to learn and understand verbs in past, present, future.Nihua v etom ne razbiraus. Ponimau kogda chitau, no ne mogy sostavit predloghenia
>>119404262"Do I have to" is more emotionally colored towards annoyance. "Should I" sounds more polite, as if you're asking for permission.
>>119404555you just learn them. that's all. nothing really special. put some effort into learning and you'll be ok.
>>119404763Where i can start? What books i must read?
Is it possible to put English skills into use so that I could live off it? I'm a total scrub in every other aspect of life.
I really sad about that thing - my native language not English. If i live in America or England i can write books and sell it on Amazon. Writers paid very well in english speaking country. I have an idea write book about cyberpank. But i so upset that my work i can sell only for 200-400 usd in Russia. I plan to move from Russia, learn English well and write my book.
>>119405031Бонк "Английский шаг за шагом", словарик ABBYY Lingvo с карточками, либо Anki, тоже с карточками. 3000 Английских слов от Павла Литвинова, ютюб/фильмы на английском с ансабом, игры манямэ с ансабом, манга с ансабом. Когда подтянешь язык и основы, переходи на Cambridge - Grammar in Use.
>>119404422> за do I should - анальная трепанацияПочему? Где об этом можно почитать? То есть, есть ли какое-то правило?>>119404445> though must has a bit stronger meaningАга, я знаю. > have to = should = ought toСпасибо, буду знать.>>119404634А если так:Should I bump, pidor?
>>119405593> Should I bump, pidor?Можно я бампну. Я протупил, прастити.
>>119405593Все крутые посоны всё равно говорят gotta.
>>119405522>2016>карточки
>>119405889Электронные карточки, маня.
Muffet here, cup of tea for everyone.
>>119406108Muffin?
>>119372947 (OP)What means here we go?
>>119406224Why not my little dead girl?
>>119404555Everything is pizdec how ez, anon.Every verb has 3 forms. Present, past and FINISHED, as I've always translated it for myself. Do\Did\DONE. Sometimes they repeat, like Shit\Shat\SHAT. НУ типа, срать, посрал, НАСРАНО. Fuck this Im too lazy to teach you. Google the fucking rule sheet, dude.
>>119405939Самое бесполезное времяпрепровождение.
>>119406315it literally means "здесь мы идём"
>>119406583О мальчик, здесь мы начинаем движение.
Sup dvach Ian polish kurwa and I ll hate ru community always cause you're fag all
>>119406334>>119406108>>119406224anime is trying to occupy this thread everyone be careful
>>119406543>2016>something ELECTRIC>>119406583 It actually means "Ну, бля, понеслась", или "погнали, епта", или "заебцаааа пошла". And fucking proove me wrong, anon.
>>119406750This is not anime my little friend.
>>119406827it sure looks like one
>>119406647Spasibo.
>>119406807>It actually means "Ну, бля, понеслась", или "погнали, епта", или "заебцаааа пошла". And fucking proove me wrong, anon.ПОЕХАЛИ! Вот примерно что это значит.
>>119406720Sup dvoch. Murrr mur mur
>>119406851But its not.
>>119406827Am I the only one here who wants to fuck this grey bitch in each of her eyes, whit that pretty "plop, plop, plop" sound?
>>119406893Would Gagarin have said HERE WE GO if he'd been American?
>>119406963>grey bitchLolwhat?>>119406990Yep.
>>119406990Я смотрю ты шаришь в согласовании времен. Как на английском это правило называется?
@DRUNK
>>119406963it's a pink multiarmed pedo spider not a grey bitch
>>119407070To my mind he would've said LET'S GO>>119407131Conditionals
>>119374165> she singing
>>119407411>To my mind he would've said LET'S GOWhy not?
>>119407411Is this table legit?
>>119407597Looked it up on wiki>Korolev: "Preliminary stage..... intermediate..... main..... lift off! We wish you a good flight. Everything is all right.">Gagarin: "Поехали!" (Poyekhali!—Let's go!).[16]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Gagarin
Fuck rashka-porashka. Shitty russian language and culture. Someday i'll have immigrated to glorious master race Murica, open harkach and shit on all yo loosers faces. hehe.
>>119406990No, it's "Let's go!", I suppose. "Here we go" is usually used in relation to something that either goes the right way in continous, or before the very beginning of a weird process, which also could be experienced in the past. For example, you cut a watermelon, you're already in the middle of it, and you murmur something like "тааакс", "агааа", "орошо пошла" - that's "here we go". Or your annoying boss oh wait shi~ you must be younger or a teacher starts yeling again, in his traditional phrases, and you're annoyed by it, you cover your face with your palm but not facepalm-like and say "Бля, началось", or "ебаныйврот, блять, опять", and thats also a variant of usage of "here we go".
>>119407715It is.There are also Mixed Conditionals, check them out too
>>119407819you're a lizard, Harry
>>119407771I think it was just a lousy translator.
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD EXPERIENCES ГЕРУНДИЙ
dfg
Anon. It is possible to wtire a book on English language, if you a Russian?
Sup, lads!
>>119407964oh my fucking god, I definitely fap to this. MOAR, I dare you, I beg you!
>>119408003Yep. But not for you.
>>119408003YOU A WIZARD HARRY
>>119408003YOU JUST A GRENADE
>>119408048THIS
>>119393723Fuckin jews rule Murica
>>119408149I NEED AN ARTIST HERE! Those wit draowing skills, make every her eye a tiny wet vagina,, pls
>>119372947 (OP)Потому что нахуй иди, выучи сначала родной язык, как следует, поскуда.
And this.
>>119408098WHY
>>119408279Cuz u cant.
>>119408260Idi nahui iz etogo treda bidlo.
>>119407715Just forget about grammar, for real nigga. You wont learn lang by masturbating on grammar. Because when u were learning russian as a kid you didnt study all those stupid rules, did you? Thats why russian school system doesnt work.You should study new language in a natural way, just like you did when u were little kid. Better to do it by watching movies or series with subs.
>>119408402>Better to do it by watching movies or series with subs.Dont forget about books. It really helpful.
>>119408262you're awesome, i love you. Maybe anything like foot-fetish stuff? Or is it too weird to demand a pic of multihanded-mutant-grey-spiderlike-definitely underage-surely abusive and dominative-bitch's feet?
>>119408502Oh sweetheart, you're a living proove that it's actually not.
>>119408529Wait a little.
>>119408297Siriosli?
>>119408402Мне нравится твой подход.
>>119408591But i have not read english-language books, only russian.
>>119408502Nah its not. The best way to study language is by hearing it. We learn through our ears when we are kids. You form associations with images and sounds. Thats a natural way how our brain works to store data in long terms.
>>119402953>picbloody chinks stealling my job 'cos they made computers too hard to use. that's racist
>>119402953> we don'tProbably order of these two words might be reversed. But AFAIK this order is also accepted.
>>119408621Your grammar is bad, and you should feel bad. And surely you should forget about writing, let's say, at least an averege size article in english. Yes, in daily oral conversations Canadians, Murricans and Britfags will understand you, but when it comes to writing - be fucking accurate. Or write ya book like dis so niggas and mexicans understand ur shit, m9.
>>119408591Proof.
Кто-нибудь знает куда отдать свою книгу для литературного перевода на английский?
What are you dumbasses doing all day?
>>119403669>Разве ты не знаешь этого?скорее это. литературно можно перевести как "Разве это не очевидно?"
>>119408868Тогда почему я понимаю тебя, но не понимаю американцев?
>>119408937But i can learn. Or it is too late?
>>119409050Because you haven't heard them enough.
>>119409025О, это больше подходит под текст всей песни.
>>119408529Nothing. Take tihs http://rghost.ru/8rBYDkrRM
>>119409177What is it?
>>119409301Just look and fap.
>>119408937> Your grammar is bad, and you should feel bad. And surely you should forget about writingDont listen this faggot. His pscyhological complexes are talking. Grammar and writing is a deep shit. U wont learn language this way BECAUSE ITS NOT A FUCKING NATURAL WAY TO LEARN IT DAMMIT. Okay im cool. Just watch how kids learn to speak. You should employ a similiar method when study a new language.>>119409077No its not. Dont fuckin listen him. He's a moron with micro penis trying to increase ego on harkach. Russian is far more complex than english.
>>119409349*.swf No, thx.
>>119409177Guys don't download this, there's a virus in it! My brother died from this shit
>>119408923I'll add, that this sentence is not a subject question. So the order of words is not necessary reversed. Only in wh-questions to the subject order of word should be reversed.
>>119409451As u wish.
Would you be so kind to rate my reddit posts?
>>119409448> His pscyhological complexes are talkingИ такая хуйня со всем, не только с английским. Но хорошо, что ты об этом упоминаешь.
>>119409448thnx bro
>>119372947 (OP)Sorry, id dont speake London
>>119409475Write with the refrigerator?
>>119408997Jerking each other off! We are fags!
>>119409636More like typing from it.
Вкатываюсь с двумя вопросами. 1) Что такое stepping stone и slippery slope?2) Один чел при разговоре со мной сказал что другой чел сказал что он выглядит как "туа" Щито такое это туа? Я забыл его спросить. Спрашиваю у вас.
>>119409773Ok, will be know.
>>119409807Шагающий камень и невъебенно крутой соня. Хули не понятного?
>>1194098072. Туя — дерево. Он дерево имел в виду.
>>119409448So...ever seen a kid writing a good book? You know how do they learn to write? They fucking study grammar. And they fucking read, FAGGOT. I don't have any problems with this dude's attempts to ask a serious question. You know, we're all here to have fun, it's not my damn duty to comfort this dislexic idiot.
>>119409972Ха-ха
>>119410065How i can be dislexic if i understand what are you writing?
>>119408003Yes, but it would be better if you will write the book in a human language.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
>>119409551Oh, don't mind someone answering instead of me. I was dumb enough to open it without checking, and there's nothing but this girl's eyes. Srsly, thx for no wishmaster.
>>119410113Ну тогда держи такой перевод.
>>119410392And before all those fags laugh over my name, do you really think deanonymisation on THIS dvach still worth worrying?
>>119410400Нет. Там был какой-то непереводимый контекст.
>>119409807Use english-english dictionaries, Luke.http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/stepping–stone
Ubludok, mat tvoy, a ny idi suda govno sobachie, reshil ko mne lest. Ti, zasranec vonuchii, mat tvoy, a? Ny idi cyda, poprobyi menia trahnyt, ia teby sam trahny ybludok, onanist chertov, byd ti prokliat, idi idiot, trahat tebia i vsy tvoy semiu, govno sobachie, zhlob vonichii, derimo, syka, padla, idi cuda, merzavec, negodyai, gad, idi cuda ti - govno, JOPA!
>>119410392Разве ты не знаешь, что имя пользователя желательно писать латинскими буквами?
>>119409571Can't be bothered any of that game related shit, sorry.
>>119410741>Can't be bothered to read any of that game related shit, sorry.
>>119410591Ну не знаю. Все равно кроме меня, тебе никто не ответит.
>>119410065> So...ever seen a kid writing a good book?Nice maneuver, manya. Who fucking cares about writing books? You should learn how to crouch first, than how to stand and after how to walk. Simple innit?> You know, we're all here to have fun, it's not my damn duty to comfort this dislexic idiot.Dislexia is a sympthom of a stupid learning principles. That dont fucking work. In Russia kids study english and other foreign langs for like 10 years and they learn shit. Why? Because system is shit. Kids learn to speak and understand their native lang in 1-2 years. So we can employ the principles they use and make learning new language fun and easy. And first rule is that — fuck the grammar.
>>1194098071) multitran.ru там есть оба выражения2) может twat? Других вариантов нет
>>119409600Maybe, just maybe, a useless fight for justice, fierceful attempts to insult an anonymous person on the internet and a desire to help someone (the role of a teacher warms your ego, isn't it?) depicts more "pscyhological complexes", then just having fun at random moron. Think about it, manya.
>>119411016Это какое-то оскорбление
>>119411053Вот только я сомневаюсь что его взяли и обозвали пиздой.
>>119411053Ну он ему сказал you look like a twat, выглядишь как мудак
>>119410833Okay, manya. Ever seen a teenager, about 13, who already accomplished learning basic social skills, writing a good book?
Kiel la fratoj?
>>119411197Наверное это так. Спасибо, анон. Добра тебе.
lmao
WHy the fuck are you talking in english here? Go to your filthy 4chan and stop littering my favourite image-board.
>>119396007Like something bad
>>119411045Ой, да иди ты на хуй. Хорошо, что попадаются такие люди, которые могут не только попиздеть, но и помочь советом.
>>119410833Dude, go read those fanfics by retarded !international! teenagers on tumblr. Your eyes will bleed, when you see "and he kiss her cheek then hug dick frog cum fin."
>>119410833>fuck the grammar>a stupid learning principles>That dont>(the?) system is shit>in 1-2 yearsat 1-2 years = в 1-2 года, in 1-2 years = за 1-2 года>learning (a?) new language>(the?) first rule>fuck the grammar
>>119410494Man, your name really damn sucks, I honestly suggest you to change it.
>>119411207What r u trying to prove here? U just said to a guy that he shouldnt write anything because his grammar sucks, and he must feel ashamed coz of it. And i say that's bullshit.Well writing is not a good thing to learn language, especially if u r a newfage. Because you must hear and feel language how it's used in a real context. So you should watch cartoons or movies with subs or find similiar learning programms. Or learn grammar for like ten year and never ever try to speak with native speaker. Lul.>>119411491Dont read dont care.
>>119411422Ой, да вот иди ты нахуй, товарищ. Нашел, блять, где совета спросить - на дваче. Ты пишешь хуйню - тебя засирают и каждый в меру своих возможностей над тобой ШУТИТ, когда это стало работать иначе? Развелось дегенератов, просто пушка. Мама, на дваче надо мной посмеялись. И ведь нашелся второй долбоеб, который еще и на защиту встал, и упорно несет ересь на тему того, что можно, блять, будучи русской манькой написать книгу на английском, сука, не запариваясь на тему грамматики. Охуеть просто!Sorry, I was mad and typing in russian is faster.
>>119411780> Нашел, блять, где совета спросить - на дваче. А где мне еще спрашивать?
>>119411510Cockneys respect, tyans are getting wet. The only problem - everyone has, or had before, or has a friend who has a fucking cat named like this.
>>119411780Но он и не про книгу спрашивал, кажется, а просто плохо писал. Ладно, хуй с ним, все несут хуйню, но иногда радует, когда тебя поддерживают.
>>119411691>well writing>COZ >newfageJust fuck you, man. This argument is pointless. For 4chan your style is good, but in case it comes to at least trying to pass IELTS - you're fucked. Hopefully, you're a russian tard, and you'll never find out how wrong you are, calmly sitting on yous ass in Flyshitsransk.
>>119411849Ну...для начала, можно подумать и самому. Ты ведь в состоянии адекватно оценить свой уровень языка? В интернете полно тестов, например. Пройди с пяток, станет яснее, каковы твои шансы написать удобоваримую книгу на английском.
>>119410741Just wanted to know if my writing style looks funny or unnatural.
Я вот читал что Стивен Фрай - эталон английского языка. А в чем это проявляется? В произношении?
Okay, the angry shitty-named nagger leaves the thread. Thank you, the guy who brought the swf, you made my day.
>>119412534В юморе.
>>119412520Что за тесты?
>>119412534Он эталон британского. Произношение у него и правда абсолютно идеальное. Еще тот парень, который Снейпа играл, вот у него идеалььный британский английский. Общепризнанно идеальный. ТОлько не все это выносят, примерно 50/50 либо текут от британского произношения, либо отходят проблеваться.
>>119412742загугли, ну что ты как маленький. Хоть на русском - ТЕСТ НА УРОВЕНЬ АНГЛИЙСКОГО, ТЕСТ НА СЛОВАРНЫЙ ЗАПАС АНГЛИЙСКОГО ЯЗЫКА, черт, парень, да хоть ЕГЭ иди прорешай, тебе все равно его скоро сдавать.
>>119411780Oh i understand now. U r just really fucking dumb because noone've spoken about writing a book. I daresay that neither can write a book in russian.U dont need to be a good writer to speak language fluently. You just desperately trying to maneuver yourself from a big pile of shit u've created. Thats really funny to watch.>>119412332Well u can talk shit all u want. And maybe feel spain shame for me, but for real i dont care about such pathetic loosers. Guys like you love to create obstacles on their path.> Hopefully, you're a russian tard, and you'll never find out how wrong you are, calmly sitting on yous ass in Flyshitsransk.Yeah. Russian tard who's going to community college in murika next year. And i care not a slightest fuck about my english level. Because i'll master it to perfection anyways.
FUCK YOU 4CHAN FAGS
>>119412751Почему проблеваться? Чопорно звучит, как все равно на русском-дворянском говорят?
>>119412886>u u u u u uI'm gonna hurl now.
>>119413070U wot m8?
во пендосы то тупые какие
У меня тоже проблема с глаголами и грамматикой, как у анона выше. Единственное различие - я из-за большого объема прочитанной литературы запомнил где какие стоят. По интуиции ставлю. Иногда не попадаю.
>>119413135Your oozing mother must be stoned to death and fed to hyenas. Just saying.
Хз,хз.
>>119413363Okay bro, i think we'll use this theme with stones and hyenas the other time we have sex orgy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
>>119413767What the fuck do you be saying nigga
>>119411912I just hate all names that have an F in them, such a shitty sounding letter.
Котаны. Я знаю англл на шит уровне обычной школы. "Мазер, фазер, систер, бразер". Если я выиграю гринкард и заведу трактор - то как быстро я смогу выучить язык на месте?
>>119409050He's actually writing in Russian only replacing Russian words with English ones.
>>119414524Вот и я о том же.
>>119414407Ты не выиграешь гринкард.
>>119415358Кто тебе это сказал?
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>>119373486DVACHUYU
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>>119422761what are u doin fagcall the fuck downnobody's interested in this shitty threadyou can go show your respect for murican pigs somewhere else
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