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sup 2ch
purr purr purr purr
i'm a bulby qt

>>120016344
I was going for a 10 combo and you broke it faggot

Gott strafe England.

2ch cannot into eng

>>120016496
Nope u r faggot

Gott mit uns

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ZHI EST BLYA

>>120016544
I can't into your moms vagina because it's hidden too deep under those fat folds.

>nocturnal
>5:25 PM
what are you, brain damaged?

>>120017322
Time zones, motherfucker, you heard of them?

>>120017322
Time zones maybe?

>>120017490
>>120017535
Oh. My bad.

Sit down on a bottle, russian pig.

Helou dir frents! Hauar uoy? Mi fayn))

>>120017490
Do you live in Chukotka if it's night time at your place?

>>120018010
I come from Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky. It's 4:32 here now.

Sankt-Peterburg-kun here.

>>120012897 (OP)
sOsI pIsOs

>>120018601
>Sankt-Peterburg
))

>>120012897 (OP)
Почему здесь всё на английском? Это же русский сайт.

>>120018990
Because we can.

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Sorry, i don't think we'll make it. The board's not nocturnal enough. Try later?

>>120020672
I can't later

>>120021015
Well i'd try then. If i woudln't forget. I guess i will though.

>>120021229
Usually after half an hour of bumping enough anons gather in the thread and the discussion starts. But today something's wrong

The London is capital great britain

>>120022721
Told ya, it's not nocturnal enough.

>>120022993
Nocturnal-schmocturnal, it don't matter
I've created a few threads in the daytime and they took off were successful anyways

I rolled the USA in the 'in the next life u will be born in...'-thread. Congrats me.

>>120012897 (OP)
Идите нахуй пидоры, объявляю это россиюшки тред, патриуты все сюда, мочи пидоров!!!!

My english is vanderful

>>120023790
уймись, хохол

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I'm running out of bumps!

САСИ ХУЙ БЛЯ,ПЕНДОСС ЕБАНЫЙ АЙ ФАК ЙОУР МОМ,СТПИД ОБАМКА

>>120024427
>>120023790
Do you guys really think it's funny?

OK, ryske, I'm gonna teach you.
anon from LA

Gentlemen, what are you thinking about accents in English? I've gat American accent
anon from LA

>>120024954
Any proofs?

>>120025423
OK.

>>120025403
Coulsd you convert this shit into TOEFL scale, please?

>>120025596
Nope. Too lazy for that shit. But as you might see, the picture says it's C2 in CERF.

>>120025423
Something else?

>>120025403
>online test
It doesn't mean a thing. Those test only check elementary grammar and you can score 100 out of 100 points and still speak very poor English. And if you scored 75, you're not proficient. If you don't know how to make a sentence, what level of knowledge can you even have?

>>120026420
You're right, but who said i can't make a sentence?

>>120026175
Seems legit. How'd you manage to leave Pidorussia?

>>120026679
I was born in France. I'm surname is Demidov. My grannies escaped from USSR in 1917.

>>120026585
If you didn't score 100/100 on a grammar test then you're bad at grammar and so you can't make a more or less complicated sentence.

>>120026876
*my

>>120026876
How good are you at Russian?

>>120027005
Довольно хорошо, но я говорю с сильным акцентом, но не испытываю трудностей в написании и тому подобном. Родители в детстве капали на мозг происхождением, а потом отправили в Америку.

>>120026914
It's not just grammar test, it contains a listening module and other stuff that checks your comprehension skill. If it was a grammar test, the questions would be more like "choose the sentence with conditional clause" or "which one has a subjunctive mood".
And i don't even want to discuss the "if you didn't score 100/100, you're bad" thing.

Hi all

>>120027381
Hlo bro

>>120027381
Hey, mate

>>120025371
As long as you're compehensible and your grammar isn't substandard, I don't care what sort of accent you have. And no, AAVE and Jamaican English are not comprehensible.
I hope I'm not late for the thread though.

>>120027555
What the hell is AAVE?

>>120027189
Как же иронично это звучит. Прям как "мои родители капали мне на мозг антикапиталистическими, веганскими и зоозащитными идеями, а потом построили скотобойню"

>>120027622
African American Vernacular English, aka Ebonics. That stereotypical "nigger English" that most black American rappers talk and write their lyrics in.

>>120027316
>".
lol

>>120027782
Oh

ok, so what's going on?

>>120027746
Действительно, они всеми силами ненавидят Россию, хотя никогда в ней не были, тем не менее дома говорят на русском и меня заставляли, указывая на какое-то знатное происхождение с Урала знать, ага.

London - is the capital of Great Британ.

>>120027189
Вроде ошибок нет (кроме повторения "но"), но всё равно как-то не по-нашенски звучит, не пишут так русские.

>>120027956
Don't know, I've only just arrived ITT. Anything you need to get off your chest, Anon?

>>120028054
Я просто никогда по русски не говорил, а вся моя практика сводится к 'общению' здесь и на ещё паре мелких форумов.

Hey, guys, want to hear some jokes?

>>120028329
What is 150+150?

>>120028413
No, sure. You want it?

>>120028413
trista

>>120028413
A mathematical expression.

>>120028453
What "no"? Just tell me what is 150+150

>>120028413
three hundred

>>120028493
Suck a tractor driver's dick!

>>120028522
If you don't want to hear my jokes just say

>>120028682
I don't wanna read that shit again.

>>120012897 (OP)
IELTS 7.0 fag rolled in.

>>120028682
Well I do. I want to hear your jokes. Come on

>>120028885
PROOF

>>120028983
Wait a bit. I will either find my certificate and check my score or piss on your face.

>>120028885
Any real perks that come with it, or is it just a self-esteem booster?

>>120028947
Ok...
What do you call a three humped camel?

>>120029113
I was prepairing to study abroad couple of years ago but our National Leader suddenly decided that Crimea is our rightful clay so Russian currency is fucked up now and I don't have enough money to pay tution fees.

>>120029113
You can find a good job even if it's not related to English or languages as such. Your employer knows if you can master a foreign language then you're not a douchebag.

>>120026876
wow, sounds cool

>>120029325
pregnant

>>120029398
What a pity

HELLO AMERICANS! PUTIN VODKA BALALAIKA! HAHAHA! LOOK MY VIDEO! LOL!
https://youtu.be/POG8X4eS78Q

>>120029398
Yay politics. My condolences, nyasha. Your English still needs polishing though, unless "prepairing" and "tution" are just typos.

>>120028329
Yep, sometimes it is necesary to know. Once I was passing online english level test and in the last level the system wanted you to answer for this kind of jokes and idioms. Of course I failed this level.

>>120029529
Dude, did you heared this joke before? Why did you answered? I hoped nobody answers this question and writes something like "I don't know". But youruined all my hopes. start crying

>>120030193
there there
I just googled it

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>>120012897 (OP)
Rolled in, guys how long will it take to learn English at a level suitable for a job? Will be 2 years enough?

>>120031128
Your current level is horrible. I recommend you to take an English course.

>>120030778
Most of native speakers doesn't, actually. I tried to ask a few people about some hard things in grammar i couldn't get, they had no idea. It's just that they know how to say it right, but they've no clue why exactly is it right.

>>120031536
Yeah that's a common thing even among Russians speaking Russian as their native language.

>>120031644
And the main cause of my butthurts during Russian classes in school.

>>120030193
>Why did you answered?

something is wrong, isnt it?

>>120031213
A language is just a tool me. If you understand me, the goal is riched. But anyway you didnt answer on my question about 2 years.

>>120031955
So "did you heared" and numerous tense mistakes haven't confused you, have they?

How do I get rid of a hideous pidorahian accent?

>>120032258
There is no way. Deal with your blood.

>>120032078
It really depends on intensity of your learning process. I know a girl who lived in Scotland for 2 years and she speaks like a god. She seemed to pick up a peculiar Scottish accent, too.

>>120032258
I did. I don't know how, though. But just know, that there's hope for you too. Be strong!

>>120032078
I was studying English since my 5th class in high school, than 3 years more at the university and I thought that it was enough. But during my first day in USA I realized that all these years were spent in vain - I wasnt able to speak with local people at all.

>>120032258
Russian accent is god-tier, don't be shy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxmBBFJ57fY

>>120032502
>I was studying
Stopped reading here

>>120032197
your use of perfect is not so right either

>>120032197
can you put a correct name of the tense used there?

>>120032907
I never claimed to have a top-tier English grammar

>>120033005
the one in my post?

>>120033110
No, there, in green color -> >>120031955

英
語
は

吸
い
ま
す
！

>>120032615
what's wrong?

>>120033359
Um, if it was "Why did you answer", it would be Past Indefinite aka Past Simple

>>120033549
Have been studying*

>>120033549
it should be "I (had) studied"

don't listen to this fag >>120033919

>>120034034
Haha I was merely pretending BTFO nigger

>>120034329

>BTFO nigger

lol wut?

>>120034531
I'm not that guy, but maybe he meant "bail the fuck out"? I guess...

>>120034531
Those are called memes, learn them unless you want to be a proof.

>>120034531
mistyped for GTFO, obvious zhe

>>120034726
You are retarded. BTFO goes for blown the fuck out.

>>120034771
no idea how it fits here

Dudes,how to don't mix up ass like a donkey and ass like part of body.Please,help a retard

>>120034927
What the actual fuck?..

>>120034927
No one uses the word "ass" in that sense, where did you even get that shit from?

>>120035047
ass can mean осёл or задница. he asks how to distinguish them
>>120034927
if you mean donkey say donkey. that's the only way

>>120035047
Homonyms, bro. Ass can mean either "donkey" or "butt." He's trying to figure out how to avoid mixing them up. Speaking of which, no one calls donkeys "asses" anymore, it's not the 19th century.

>>120035255
I know, but... Uhhh, i could as well ask "guys, how do i tell the "pussy" beaver from actual beaver? i'm totally lost!"

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>>120034927
Tips to avoid sounding Runglish #19
Never say "mix up", say "confuse" instead.

>>120035560
Thanks, bro.

>>120035560
Woah, i guess i missed the previous 18. Where can i take a look at them?

>>120035701
I'm pretty sure he just made that one up. Doesn't mean it doesn't apply though.

>>120035793
I know lol, it was irony.

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>>120035255
Since I just read english literature and saw this word in meaning donkey.

>>120035873
Well there's merely a chance you'll encounter any "ass" asses in the literature with "donkey" asses

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>>120012897 (OP)
ПОЯСНИТЕ ЗА СЛОВО !GET! постоянно ставит в тупик, как будто это слово может обозначать все на свете

>>120036668
Так и есть.

>>120036668
What are you gettin' at? It does mean everything, how come you ain't got it yet?