ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishly. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you wantThe previous thread is on its deathbed here >>122078694 (OP)
>>122152853 (OP)I have a very good advice I'd like to share with you guys. When you are engaging in fellatio, don't neglect the balls.
Alright,then it would be ENGLISH_PORN_THREAD
>>122153219>a very good advicelol
It's the greatiest thred in this month for me. Thank you OP
>>122153219Thanks, very useful, i'm going to tell it to your mom next time i see her.
I think our life is a gameShe's name is 'fame or shame'
>>122153553wut?
>>122153419But it is! I had to learn that simple truth the hard way unfortunately.
>>122153638He tald that Matrix has you.
>>122152853 (OP)This thread free from schoolboys. It's WIN!
>>122153826Neo, loggin in.
Guys I don't know many words, but I want to speak and to right all night with you. Cause you are the best guys!
>>122154044>right write
>>122154029>loggin>in
>>122154029But >Matrix has you.the phrase of Trinity ^3
>>122154044Fuck off.
>>122154199:3
>>122153822advice is uncountable lol
>>122154215Are you a bad cop?
>>122154199Trinity has your mom
>>122154274Good to know.
Is it 4chan branch? London is da capital of great britain
>>122154287I'm a your daddy.
>>122154374Lol :3OK guys, I go to sleap. bb!
>>122152853 (OP)Why do you create that thread, OP? Is this has sense at 4chan, because there are international imageboard, but not 2ch.inb4: ошибки
>>122154716He crated it because people enjoy it.
>>122154716did you creadedfix
>>122154825You've made it even worse.
>>122154863awwww shiet nigga wach ya doin
>>122152853 (OP)Schoolboys can't speak english and so in this thread no people. 2ch RIP.
>>122152853 (OP)OP - faggotThread - cesspool.Where are you from op? Age? Name?
>>122155249I'm from a small and peaceful town called "Fuck Off".
I came from USA. Hahhahaha, you guys you assholes ;p
>>122154716English threads on 4chan, are you serious? Any thread on 4chan is English, lol.
>>122155518It's me. OK, age? Country? How did you get info about this cesspool2ch?
>>122155636I meant another language like german, spanish, etc.
I'm sexy and anknown fucking ducking wathing and.
>>122155732But I want English.
>>122155732>germanNAZI?
I'm so jealous of you cunts, you don't have to try learning English because you're surrounded by it. I have to go out of my way to learn your shitty language.
Children building fry street under until backwood Afghan serf.
>>122155728i don't trust you enough to give information so personal.
>>122156015> to give youfix
>>122155833Wut? At 4chan 98% threads in english, dude. >>122155863HOKHLAZI
1: The HDMI is fucking overprice standart. DisplayPort is one goto 1.
Hello gays, i'm tyan. No proof
>>122155863care of Shuriken!!!卐<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>卍
>>122156215Tyan not shit in your pizda.
>>122156215Well, I am actually gay so I don't give a fuck if you're a tyan. Why would I when I'm surrounded by so many dicks.
Let's create the biggest orgy in the world! In oil! And with cats!!! It'll be cool!
My life is very boring. Today i fap all day. How change myself and be very cool guy?And else, guys, i started lerning English few months ago, so i cant speak very well. Sorry for my grammar mystakes.
Anime?
>>122156322OP - faggot.
>>122156322I love you blow big dicks
>>122156402Speed internet?
ABAMA-CHMO VI PIDORY SOSITE GOVNO
>>122155963There seems to be nobody ITT who can say anything more complicated than "hi gays i tyan no proof" shit.
Думаете установили правила и все будут им следовать? Не писать на русском и бла-бла-бла..Нахуй правила!
Hey faggots, I'm going to Poland by a bus. What are you doing?
>>122156402For starters, stop fapping all day and go get a breath of fresh air.
>>122155963Well, yours ain't as shitty as mine!
SUKI VI PENDOSY
>>122156394Yes. Im agree with you. How we organise orgy?When and where?It is lgbt orgy or geterosexual?
>>122156656Russian bydlo, please. #FreeSavchenko
What's the point of making this thread?
EBAL VAS
>>122156706How about you suck my dick for starters and say hi to your mom!
>>122156682Hohol?
CHERTY UEBKI GEEI PEDERASY
>>122156656Слава Україні! Як ся маєте?
>>122156761Wow-wow. Ghana try setting GV_gravity -3455.
>>122156706>for startersStop using this idiom. It annoys me.
>>122156648>>122156709i hate your fucking languagebut I must learn itwhy all the different fucking endings and shit for words
OH SHIT, I'M SORRY
end pomnite ni slova po russki
>>122156734Я не из России. Свободу Савченко!
How to colonization Mars?
>>122156834И не из Украины.
>2016>ne parler pas francaisQuoix aujerard ton mantis aux d'amons le futs?
>>122156734eto kak kartoshka free? tolko freeSavchenko? moschno mne dve s soboi ?
>>122156965Allah Akbar!
O tempora, o mores!
I hate fucking russian. I know what mean " rusnya". It is best name for ruasian pig.
>>122156887>all the different fucking endings>-s for third person singular, -ing for gerund/participle, -ed for past tense/passive voice>all the different fucking endings
>>122157020Da, nyasho.>>122156902To /pol/
>>122157027vo istinu Akbar!
>>122156706Whats russian to "go get a breath of fresh air"?
>>122157074Exorciums..
>>122157113and not from Poland.
>>122157083Hahaha.>2016>not cosmopolitan
>>122157113mersi , now i kan use you asshole or not?
>>122157140"выйди пробздись"
>>122156887> why all the different fucking endings and shit for wordssays a cocksucking slav who conjugates the fuck out of everything, lol
>>122157216My dick is a cosmopolitan in your mom.
>>122157274Thanx, bro.
>>122157392dunmensha m8
>>122157140It's "keep sucking on my dick, little bitch".
Бля,снобы тупые,вы блядь,предложение построить правильно не можете.Какой вам,сука,английски?
>>122157427ne bombi naysh
>>122157216I know whis is pain for your. Be the russian man. It like be the stupid orc.
How to say "Капрал капризно поменял юнгу на корабле. Президент Украины тогда ещё был капралом. Позже он стал пятым президентом."?
Your all faggots :3
>>122157427Grammar nazi in your thread.
>>122156648That is not true at all. I can say and I've saying things that are way more complicated than "hi gays i tyan no proof". For example, institutionalism in political science concentrates on studying political institutes of a society since, according to institutionalims, their vector of development determines the development of society as a whole while also setting rules and norms for poilitical process as well as political actors.
>>122156865And I should care why?
>>122157504>Капрал капризно поменял юнгу на корабле. Президент Украины тогда ещё был капралом. Позже он стал пятым президентомCorporal capriciously changed the cabin boy on a ship . Yushchenko then was still a corporal . Later, he became the fifth president
Jesus, this grammar and typos are blinding my eyes
>>122157595> I've been sayingfix
Привет всем!
Hi, my friend.How to feel my dick in you ass?
>>122157647your eyes bleed ?
>>122157727Go fuck out.
>>122157727Privet faggot.
My dick is long.
>>122157361It is joke without funny for me. You are so terrible man, becouse you are joking about my mam. Im cry ;(
>>122157737Ja-ja.
>>122157778No. It been my dick.
>>122157749pretty much, I guess
Хохол у тріді .Задавайте свої відповіді
>>122157800Что он сказал?
>>122157737asked your mon , she know this feel
>>122157778My dick is longer, than your dick. HA-HA.
>>122157859Your russian dick in your mom?
>>122157832Do you Dutch?
>>122157800Cry, cry. I'll wash your penis your tears
>>122157859як ся маешь хихил?
>>122157106яйцо = singularяйца = pluralкартошка = singularкартошки = pluralWHAT THE FUCK, WHY DOES THE PLURAL SHIT CHANGE WITH EVERY WORD???
Хохол їбав цей трід
>>122157884nothing
>>122157896But I haven't Mon faggot.
>>122157970British detected.
>>122157928>>122157959Хлопці, та я свердлив вчора ваших неньок .Ох як же їм сподобалось))))
>>122158078Fuck you fat ass.
Слава Україні.Хохол продовжує їбати цей трід
>>122158198> puckNice.
>>122158183Дурник, навчись викормстовувати мову англійців)
>>122158198Хех. Спiймав хохiла.
>>122158353Дякую боже, що я не москаль
>>122158353No, nigga, no!!
>>122158296Wat?
>>122152853 (OP)Завали їбало
How to say "EOT" in English?
LEARN ENGLISH OF THE TO MOTHERFUCKER A DAY, LEARN ENGLISH, FUCKING SHIT
>>122158535Boy
>>122158535Hot Have one tian>>122158593Fourchuiy
London is the capital city of Great Britain.
>>122152853 (OP)Cyka blayt
>>122158593You are fucking lier
>>122152853 (OP)дайте перевод правил пиндосы
хуй
>>122158535there's an actual term for it, "crush"it's not imageboard-related but has the same meaning as EOT
>>1221587551. You always are faggot. Is it correctly?
>>122158593> BoyBut boy can't be a gilfriend.
>>122158755Правила:Не писать по русскиНе быть руссней
>>122158864I can be whatever you want me to be, sweetie.
>>122158854не понимаю
How ro say "Семён", "голубцы"?
что значить though?
>>122152853 (OP)сажи филиалу форча
>>122158886There is nothing about being russian. But yeah, not writing in russian is crucial for the well-being of this thread.
>>122158755I cant, becouse rules speaking to me dont make that.
>>122158854Bump.>>122159011Semen, guys.
>>1221588862 пункт тут 80% руссни и 20% хахлов
How to say "YOBA", "колобок"?
>>122159227Echidny sharic
Господа, если вы не можете в английский хотя бы на начальном уровне, то этот тред не для вас. Два первых правила гласят "не писать на русском", и это важно, потому иначе теряется весь смысл этого треда. Либо пишите на английском, либо, если не моежете, просто пройдите мимо. Не о многом просим ведь.
>>122159033мысль вродь
как guys переводится ? это что с половой ориентацие связано ? gay=gyu или нет ?
>>122159033Something you put here and there to come off as American.
I spik english veri vell))
>>122159314зачем добавлять мысль в конце?
>>122152853 (OP)Лет ми спик фром май харт.
>>122159377Yep.>>122159386I see.
>>122159287translit you're post in english pls
How I do know my level in English? I can write some words like a google translate, but can't write hmm...
>>122159391though is not thought, though
How to translate to russian "Grudgingly frying DVD Nguyen chloroform returned frugallity boy"?
>>122159484Btw, you dad suck our diks.
>>122158535There is one changirl.
>>122158854Bump.
Слава Украiне
>>122159605Go fuck your self
>>122159560It don't give me shit me lil nig'I always thought my dad is a feggit
>>122159605God bless America!
>>122158198>трiдMoskhal is not fat, he is stupid.
>>122159537I beliave your level is basic.
>>122159676Earth! Earth! Earth! Cosmopolitism.
- I'LL BE GANGSTA- WHY?- FUCK, I'LL BE GANGSTA
>>1221588541. You are always a faggot Is this correct?you gotta lotta work on tbh
>>122159700Semen pls
>>122159711Everyone's level is basic here. Except mine.
>>122159762
>>122159796> tbnWhat is it?
>>122159484Gentlemen, if you can't speak english on even the most basic level, then this thread is not for you. The first two rules say "don't use russian", which is important because otherwise having this thread is completely pointless. Either use engilsh to express your thoughts or just pass by. We're not asking for much.
>>122159836You're detected, now get the fuck outta here.
>>122159711What is your mean "basic"?Maybe elementary or beginner?
>>122156656Мне похуй на закон! Анша абдуль, маслята!Кара вечная!
>>122159861My too.
Go fuck yourself.
>>122159933lo
>>122160033h azazazaz
>>122159927No, basic.
>>122159967>MySounds fishy.
>>122160021I already am
>>122160078Whats differrent between basic, beginner and elementary?
>>122160199I believe there's none.
>>122160160yep>>122160199i'm just kidding, i've mistaken.
>>122159912Not bad m8. Best English ITT so far.
Should we sing something on vocaroo in English to determine the best and the ugliest accent?
>>122160591Thank you.
>>122160702I'd like to. Too bad I don't got no mic.
>>122160848Where the fuck did you study english? What "don't got no" means? Are you in the fucking Harlem?
>>122152853 (OP)Where's that guy from yesterday, who was really annoyed by these threads and spoke only in Russian? He worked as QA or something as I remember.
>>122160961What do ya have 'gains da HARLEM, u snowflake?
>>122161019He's fking your mom dawg
>>122160961Yo fuk u man don be messin wit me homeboy ima slap yo face so hard u'll forget where u live at nigga.
>>122160961Chill bro, it's just slang.Sure thing I could of said "I don't have a mic" but I wanted to spice it up a little, that's it.
>>122161102Wow, my mom's dawg will have puppies!!! I'll call them Fluffy, Barkley, Chewey and Fred.
>>122161094>>122161232And none of you niggas noticed a simple grammar mistake..
Awwww, boys. Your mistakes are so fucking pathetic and eye-bleeding, I can't bear this shit
>>122161546> Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to
>>122161546NIGGA, MAN, I'M A NIGGA, NOT AN ENGLISH TUTOR, NIGGA!!!
>>122161608>no rules at all, actually
>>122161568Well, then why are you still here?
Ehh, please dick to i'm mom
>>122161478Yeaahh this "could of" shit. American pidorashka's sland, nothing more. I see you wanna look cool, but i really advice you to not use this shit in a real converstion.
>>122161019He was a complete asshole. Hope he's not coming at all.
>>122160961buthurt)
>>122161546Fool i don need all dat white academic bullshit nigga i got street knowledge.
>>122152853 (OP)Guys, tell me about "Dvachevsk". What is it?
>>122161702Just came in, thought I might have some fun talking to somebody who KNOWS. But this kind of folk is kinda rare ITT.
>>122161608Obey rules on internet. Omega.
Kekeke
>>122161845I am the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end.
>>122161837See at least 2 mistakes in this sentence. Pidor
>>122161921Вишна?
>>122161546Thank me for not writing "to bad" instead of "too bad." That would of definately blown you're mind.
Guys, how the fuck kan I make myself go to bathroom? I sit here and read and stuff, and I'm about to explode right under myself. Does anybody ever have the same problem?
>>122161921Read this shit/ got bored before getting even half through/
>>122161996Naah... Holy Bible. Or he just played that japanese "Xenogears" game.
sasai pindos obama chmo
>>122162057Use bottles / A4 sheets to avoid having to use the bathroom.
>>122162057Can*Not-hot-fix
>>122162057Pee your pants.
>>122162004"your" you mean nigga?
>>122162179Do you guy?
>>122162112Obama is not a chmo!!!
>>122162443Obama is nigga
>>122162443Prove it
>>122162179Aren't they the same?
>>122162576What you wrote means "you are" dawg. Basic shit nigga
>>122162844bat nigga is it u
>>122162520Ha has an american passport. Holders of american passport can't be "chmo".
>>122163092They can.
>>122163092Typical pidorashka's thinking.
Uncle Lao is in this thread! China strong! Little ducky from yesterday, are you here? Me hungry!
>>122163208Prove it.
>>122163305Obama is proof
>>122163305HERE WE GO
>>122163449That looks like that "Egg-Chicken" dilemma, or "How to get a work without a work experience" one.
Я ёб ваших мам. В чём суть правил?
>>122163662To get some "experience" by your self may be? At least an attempt, then you sell it to HR fucking managers.
>>122163784>There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want
>>122163854We'll call you back. But... just an advice... We need someone... more experienced in English.
>>122163662How is your post related to the one you replied to?
>>122163993>an advicelol
>>122163854> by your self may be?Not Bad.Yes, I violated some rules, I know, but I'ma dog, dawgs, bow-wow, bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow-chiki-wow-chiki-wow.
>>122164108And? What's wrong in here?
Hellou Ingliw mans
>>122163993What did you try to say manya? My english skills are in top 5% among russians.
>>122164192advice is uncountable
I'm shit, mother. I'm sorry :'c
>>122164137Sheit too many spaces. Happens
>>122164365Are you okay? You're talking complete nonsense.
>>122164300This fucker was correct, refresh your articles knowldge
>>122164285Wow, you just said you're less shittier than shit!
>>122164445Fuck you dog, don't make me crazy/
>>122163886Принято.
>>122164489Nope brah I just said that you suck cocks/
>>122163993I got the stead in abroad company without any knowledge in English, mostly it's not important, if you working in Russia and you are suitable as a professionaldidn't read thread
VSEM PRIVET :)))
>>122164639foreign company, the thread, of english, if you work/
>>122164639and no I'm not a cleaner
>>122164627No you didn't. Actually, cou could't. With that big cock of mine in youh mouth, you just could't say anything!
>>122164484Refreshed behind your cheek, check.
>>122164540Woof?
>>122164784Sure thing, you're CLEANING MANAGER.
>>122164773Thank you it's my first experience in English lol
>>122164784Programmer-Sucess-kun-400k, is dat u??? I want children from you!!!!
>>122164836Turns out your cock isn't that big, faggot/
>>122164993Well, it's mainly because dicks are usually get smaller after they shoot some semen, and mine just did that 5 seconds ago, check behind your cheek.
Hello guys! How are you?
Hey gays. I job ticher of inglish in murica. Ask mi yu kveshons.
>>122164852I got a nice advice from your mom yesterday. The advice was: do not abuse sweets if you don't want to be a fat faggot like my son... she said.
>>122165189We are fine, thank you. How was your day?
>>122164852>>122165301Now find a mistake there.
>>122165210Murrica strong?
>>122165301I have very good advice I'd like to share with you. When you are engaging in fellatio, don't neglect the balls.
I does my homejob. When i go for walk?
>>122165344Your whole message is one big mistake as well as you
>>122165359Murica is veri strong kantri
>>122165144Nothing. There is your dad nearby with something white coming out of his mouth though.
PEEDORY, BLJAD, NORMALNO PISHITE!
>>122165431Typical faggot) Got nothing useful to say, uh?
>>122165337Same as always - like groundhog day.
>>122165510Hello! Is it Yoba speaking?
>>122165624NET ETO EGO BATYA CHTO EMU PEREDAT
>>122164988It's seriously, I'm junior engineer, just I'm an autistic slightly and I never studied English
>>122165582Battling moles again and again? Damn moles, they get stronger and stronger, if nothing will change mighty Groundhog tribe will be doomed. Dammit!!!
Why are you still a virgin, Anon?
>>122165378The indefinite article is not used for mass nouns when they are used as mass nouns, but almost all mass nouns can be used in a context where they become countable—then they will take an article.
В треде пидоры. Слава Украине.
>>122165776Causing I guy.
>>122165812I can't think of a context where "advice" would be countable. Can you?
Сосать рабы системы
>>122165702BATYA, ARE IN PANTIEZ WITH CHEERKUSH NOW?
>>122165776Why not, though?
>>122165833GLORY TO MIGHTY HEROES OF BLUE AND YELLOW!!!
>>122165885Yes
>>122152853 (OP)Go to the cock, pee door ear.
>>122166125>>122166125Huyough.Don't be a dipshit
Dick in pussyand ass ▲▲ ▲
>>122165776'cause I'm not very clever and I've a some problems in communication. And you? Open your heart bro!
>>122166305Why so mad, though?
>>122166563He h8 U, Bro.
Hard load on faceand tits ▲▲ ▲
>>122166750Surprise behind your cheek.Check it now.▲▲ ▲AW SHIT I'MA NEWFUG!!!
Camshow gone wildand sexyWatchonlinein1080
By the way, what about 4chan? Is there a life? I meen, are they intellegant and with a sense of humor or they are dumb worse then we are there?
>>122161019idk but he was annoying cunt
>>122167257>I meen, are they intellegant and with a sense of humorNo>or they are dumb worse then we are thereExactly
>>122156448...is fuckin' trash!
>>122167257No they are smarter.
>>122167257I've been there. Actually, their /b is far more retarded than ours.
>>122167385i't pity.
>>122167658How often?
>>122167744Every day
>>122167744I go there once in a couple of months to check if things become better. There's been no progress so far.
>>122164137borkbork
>>122167801Lol. I loosed.
>>122167257
"We don't give a fuck about the lower creations", a tiny voice resounded somewhere from the latrine corner.The guys, as ever, paid no attention to these strident sounds. Let him scream on, what else could he yield?A pansy is not human, and he's fixing to have a really tough night. Throughout the last eighteen months it's been this way, and now his anus is stretched so wide it can easily hold a can of condensed milk inside.
>>122167658Some proofpics of their /b.
>>122168209Что это? Чему они радуются?
>>122168447>ShotaconMaybe they are not as smart as we are, but they really have a freedom.
>>122168447Такая же параша как и у нас. Подрочить-поржать, первичные инстинкты.
>>122168544Наверное рандом им имена выдаёт, и у человека попался Коррине Хаус (Что созвучно с фильмом, который указан на пике)
>>122168544nice meme xD
>>122168544Тому, что они не русские.
>>122168230actually, today i saw a porn with threesome teens and omg her anus started bleeding and it slides off a little. It was a little tore and there WERE some space for a big can (from the pineaples) then my dick has fallen on my legs
>>122167874How do you think, can the seating in that board be good practice and give me a motivation to learn the language?
>>122168787*slid
>>122168988Лол
>>122168988nice meme xD
>>122168798to see how shit is going down in russia and then dream about California
>>122169306>>122169204>>122169060Stop posting this shit NOW.
>>122168628Then they seem to misuse their freedom.I can even aprove of adult gay pr0n, but shotacon is something truely disgusting, IMHO.
I think all of you should give me memes with cat.
How many of us are here? Let's count off.
>>122169060ой переведите шуточку
>>1221698321
>>122169204Кто-нибудь пробовал?
>>122152853 (OP)Good afternoon, i'm currently practicing my english language, feel free to correct me whenever i make a mistake
>>122168209I understand nothing.>>122168283That's funny. It don't look too stupid, it's just like "prove me God no exist"-threads. It is intresting to move brains and funny.>>122168447Thanks. Looks common, as for me.
>>122169898Вопрос :"Как ты думаешь, сколько людей на тебя мастурбировали, анон?"Ответ :"Я не очень привлекательный, но в средней школе девушка из моего класса сказала, что у неё был сон, как она ебалась со мной. Это было неожиданным для меня, поэтому всё, что я смог сказать :"Это был кошмарный сон?"
YOU LEARN ENGLISH@YOU DO NOT NEED IT IN THE PROFESSIONI'm bydlo, sorry
>>122169898Как ты думаешь, анон, сколько людей на тебя мастурбировало?Я не очень привлекательный, но когда-то в колледже одна девушка сказала мне, что ей приснилось, как я ее отъебал. Я настолько удивился, что все что я мог сказать было "Это был ночной кошмар?"
>>122169977combo breaker!!!
>>122168483two tea for this gentelman
i've got a secret it's on a tip of my tongue.........
>>122169898 -Анон, как много людей, по твоему мнению, фапают на тебя? - Я не очень привлекательный, но в старшей школе одна девчонка из моего класса однажды рассказала мне про сон, где мы с ней ебались. Это было неожиданно, и все что я смог тогда сказать: "Это был ночной кошмар?" хуевая шутейка в общем.
>>122170495Same for me when i've studied German lol
>>122170529>>122170406Поправочка: ей приснилось, что ОНА выебала того анона, а не он её.
>>122170811Yeah, didnt noticed that, much obliged
>>122170811Для них, вроде как, не имеет разницы, кто кого ебёт, и это всё равно гетеросекс.
>>122170636tip of my tongue, back of my lungs and!
>>122170733Ich lieben Dich Deutchland
>>122170981semen please log in
>>122168483переведите это пожалуйста
>>122169524I have already knew about shit, but what about idea of learning?
>>122170894You're welcome, sir!>>122170924Ну, исходя из текста можно пофантазировать про то, как та тян во сне поимела его страпоном в пердак.
>>122170269You are mistake. Die immidiatly. You are wellcome/
>>122170636Can you treeforce?
>>122171544>immediately>welcomeNo problem m8
>>122171087Необучаемый
>>122171837ну я же только учу а там шуточки. не надо бло постить. знали же что кто-то захочет прочитать
>>122171118for me it's a dream about living and working in Canada (after i will finally get a fcking green card!!!) but you, only YOU need to find YOUR idea for learning foreign language, though.
>>122172147Да кому ты нахуй сдался там, русня тупаяА ну быстро обратно в загон!
>>122172147Heh. And aaall fucking life like this. Where is my god now?
>>122172088Если дрочить на futa porn (членодевки, но нарисованные), то это гейство на 25%, а если на обычное порно - то 50%, потому что порно состоит из парня и девушки. А членодевка - мужик наполовину, потому 25%. Можно порпобовать сделать 0% смотря порно с двумя девушками, но две девушки - это лезбиянство, что делает порно 100% гейским.Суть в этом, дословно не переводил.
Если выпадет дабл, то ваши матери шлюхи
>>122172522LOOOOOOOL
>>122172252>>122172252Stop speaking on allien language please! Only English, sir!
>>122172565>allienay lmao
>>122172565Говно залупа пенис хер блядина
>>122172522Proff or never been
>>122172630
>>122172685Оксимиронщики и здесь насрали.
>>122172786Я просто пишу это в каждом бургер-треде
>>122172937Зря
>>122172140really awful
>>122172630>>122172630
>>122172970Зато все пиндосы разбежались. /thread
>>122152853 (OP)Sup guys i have started learning english a long ago but still not able to speak itWhat to do
>>122173152kill self ur hopeless
so fast now
>>122173152You can talk to yourself, record your own voice, listen to your spelling and improve very quick
>>122173152try barrel
фак ю буш
>>122173057Ты арестован!
>>122153438It's "mum", you're stupid yankee ass.
So how are you, gentlemen? I'm actually newbie itt, so hello.
>>122173270i give up! Don't shoot!
>>122173339Get the fuck outta here u retarded slav asshead bastard
>>122173249I spell normal, but still don't know English.another guy
>>122173412YLYL THREAD? YLYL THREAD!
>>122173249i meant not only voice but language at allpoor vocabluary and shit tbh the only thing i was doing for last 5 yers is lurking on 4chan in readonly mod
>>122173281look again, it's actually "mom"
Hi there
>>122173543>been scrolling 4chan for 5 years>dat grammarI hate to tell you this but you're really retarded.
>>122173543>tbhexplane
>>122173771sorry but not every person here is fucking geninias as youbut you can show me the clue to sucsess
>>122173543You can't master language without talking to people, so practice makes perfect. Chat with everybody, translate and learn unknown words and use them as much as possible in your speech
>>122174785Двачую вот этого адекватного бургера
>>122174785but i cant talt to the people even in real world how i supposed to do it with foreighners
А варг-то д1.
>>122175132I'm sorry wrong thread.
>>122175088and me
>>122175182And my hammer!
>>122175088Last time i wonder how i lean russian actually.
>>122175252And my big 4 inches cock
сажа
>>122175384Welcome to the ENGLISH THREAD Mr. Saloed
>>122175480По пизди мне ещё на петушином,говно
>>122175412No soot without burning!
bb all
>>122175548Иди нахуй с инглишем своим блять
Очко
>>122175088Alas, talking to people in real world is quickest way, but you can try to chat with people in games, practicing your social skills as well
Давалка
Пенис
Хер
Oxxxi is fag like all his fans
>>122152853 (OP)А что еслі я напішу чото на росіянском?*
>>122152853 (OP)Нихера не понятно в оп-посте. Переведите плиз
>>122175455Two, please. One for my cunt, and another - for my ass. Oh, wait, the third for my throat, of course.
Pustite v e
>>122174785What do if I'm too shy to talk? Even on the fucking Internet, yeah.
>>122175626I'm not playing also. Yea, i'm just vegetable, sorry. I try to read book, but, i'm afraid, it's very long way.the same another guy
> my accentJUST
I'm a cute girl. I need a littele bit of blood. Give me your miserable lifes, please.
>>122176299You've got to work on yourself, train confidence and calmness. Just don't be afraid to talk with people.>>122176333Then you can watch movies or popular TV shows with subtitles, a movie with english subtitles would be awesome, training both hearing and vocabulary.
>>122177084Prove with your panties. They doesn't have to be on you.
как дела?
>>122177783Oh nvm, read>cute little girlfor some reason.
Ломаю тред
>>122177508>You've got to work on yourselfI don't want to. I can't stand people.
>>122178565Анус ты себе ломаешь, даун.
>>122178565breaked behind your cheek, check
>>122178693>breakedBroke your head with my cheek, check.
>>122177988>for some reasonIs it because I am black?
>>122178754broke is obsolete
>>122178838Your brains are obsolete.
Shittiest thread on /b/. Can't wait till it gets 500 posts and drowns forever.
>>122178944I'll make a new one then.
Four English threads in a row - that's a new record!Will we go for a fifth?
подстилки пендосские
>>122179203What? Sorry, I don't understand the language of pidarahas
>>122178944Why are you so angry? The exit is on the top.
>>122179396Thanks for the tip, I've left this thread already.
Woop woop woop.Now, Exile! Embrace the Future.I played PoE today for 8 hours or smth. Ask ur answers.
>>122179684Played LoL for 34 hours atm. Ask your answers.
>>122179810Where's ur life, no-lifer?
>>122179810>>122179684How many sm do you have?
>>122179896wut
>>122179866There is no life, there is only slow dying.>>122179896SM? Soulmemory? About 32kk on my main character.
>>122179932How long the way from your belt to the end of your "tail" is? it's hard to me say thins like this.
>>122179988OK, OK, cm, don't hit.
>>122180293Oh you mean cm. 20.>>122179810
where perekat
Перевод молю аноны
>>122180490i'm empty
>>122180293Abt 43 cm, im a 270/150-freelancer, making serious dosh at the rate of $3000/sec.
>>122180532v golos s poslednei chet
>>122168483asdasd
>>122180742Перевод плес
>>122180634Nietzsche in the thread, everyone welcome to a furnace.
>>122180532the third made me lmao
>>122181582>когда работодатель требует, чтобы у тебя было 10 лет опыта к 22 годам.
Anyone here?
>>122182278Yep
Oh, that seems like dead thread, i came too late :c
>>122181801>>1221818011 и 2 молюю переваод
>>1221851461:Интервьюер: Итак, кем вы себя видите в будущем?Я: пик2: Я: Угадай чтопикча с солдатами в самолете, похожи на мурриканскихМама: Ты возвращаешься домой???77Я: С первым апреляМама: Ебанушка
