ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishly. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcomeThe previous thread has seen its death here https://2ch.hk/b/res/122370085.html still available on 2ch mobile http://m2-ch.ru/b/res/122370085.html
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Op Dick. Take portion of sage and goodbye.There is nobody intrested in English threads
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>>122465165 (OP)TALK. DIRTY. TO. ME.
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嘎嘎,嘎嘎!
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>>122465165 (OP)
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Ой, ну нарештi файний тред. Нi одного слова на москальскiй.Як справи, анонiми?
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>>122465165 (OP)Who is on duty today?
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Hi gays
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It is to difficult for me. But i am trying
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>>122465876Are you a maniac? You show up in every fucking thread.
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>>122465165 (OP)Me no understend
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>>122467057I just want somebody to talk dirty to me. It's not that much to ask.
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>>122467243No one will.
Who's bumping the thread all the time? It's not me, I assure you.
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>>122467328Somebody will eventually.
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What is the meaning of this kind of threads? OP just bumps his thread, and quiet no one talks with each other, and then thread vipes.
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>>122467725Sometimes the thread does come off, and anons talk. It doesn't happen too often, though.
sasai pindos obama chmosasai pindos obama chmosasai pindos obama chmo
Pls help how do i english
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Oh hey there. This thread could be a nice place to practice my insanely awful english skills. By the way feel free to correct my mistakes, I believe it'll help me improve a bit.
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PSHHH HELLO GENTLEMEN, IS THIS YOU?CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU ARE BREAKING UP
Not much of a conversation goes here, huh?
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>>122468012Your post is correct, but you wrote very little.
>>122468012I don't think you can actually say insanely awful. Or at least to me it sounds awful.
>>122468167Just waiting till enough anons come to maintain a discussion.
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>>122465165 (OP)Иди на хуй, твой тред говно.
>>122465165 (OP)Чуханы иттхуй пизда
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>>12246826815 seems quite enough. Let's converse!
>>122468207I see. So let's, uh, talk about something? Maybe? I usually suck at bringing up new topics. Perhaps I lack confidence or leadership skills to do that.
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hate commies so much thei al ar fagzz though
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>>122468485No politics please. Shit gets out of hand too fast.
>>122465165 (OP)U w0t, m8
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>>122465876Kanicuwa
>>122468485We can talk about our first homosexual experience.
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>>122468593That's funny, this is what I've been thinking at the moment of writing that post too, almost exact the same words. Indeed, we don't want that shit here.>>122468688Never had one. I'm more of heterosexual person with some bisexual affairs. But I don't mind talking about it, go ahead.
>>122468665That's not dirty at all.
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>>122469008Desy
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Как англ изучали? С чего начинали?
>>122469166онли инглишь, ю маст ноу
Sug mein benis, ficken englishen digs.
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>>122468984I don't know if I feel comfortable discussing things like that with a heterosexual, since you are most probably going to judge me. I thought, you were gay, that's why I brought it up.
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>>122469213Я английский знаю на уровне 7 класса
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I have graduated from Oxford, hence my english is absolutely perfect, and I would gladly take this brilliant opportunity to piss on pidorashques faces
Сажи безграмотным долбаебам.
>>122468485Tell about yourself. Like this:I'm 22 years old, still a kissless virgin and don't give a shit. No friends either. I talk so little that my brain starts forgetting how to speak and it's really harder and harder for me to say something. I've been silent for like 7 years, if all those "would you like a bag? - no thanks" talks don't count.
>>122469283донт вори бро, этс стьюпид ленгвидж фо стьюпид пипл.
>>122469368Are you ohuel?
>>122469283This thread is not for you then.
>>122469431How adout go to hui then?
>>122465165 (OP)Sup fool, you wanna talk some shit homie? Where are you from bitch?
>>122469678I can see it inside your faceyou're in the wrong placecowards like you just get they're whole body laced upwith bullet holes and suchspeak the wrong words man and you will get touchedyou can put your whole army against my team andI guarantee you it'll be your very last time breathin'your simple words just don't move meyou're minor, we're majoryou all up in the game and don't deserve to be a playerdon't make me have to call your name outyour crew is featherweightmy gunshots'll make you levitateI'm only nineteen but my mind is oldand when the things get for real my warm heart turns coldanother nigga deceased, another story gets toldit ain't nothin' reallyhey, yo dun spark the PhilliesoI can get my mind off these yellowbacked niggaswhy they still alive I don't know, go figureme an while back in Queens the realness is foundationif I die I couldn't choose a better locationwhen the slugs penetrate you feel a burning sensationgetting closer to God in a tight situationnow, take these words home and think it throughor the next rhyme I write might be about you
>>122469261Ah don't be afraid, I'm not one of those people. I'm OK with every kind of sexual fetish as long as it doesn't involve hurting other people against their will. It's up to you anyway, we can talk 'bout something else.>>122469376Oh well, it seems kinda ego-focused, and we're on anonymous imageboard. Not feeling up to it. And there's nothing interesting abour me. I'm not even gross enough to make fun out of it.
Все итт гондоны
>>122469925Wow, that's from my favorite rap song. But why'd you post it here?
>>122469678Fak off. Nobody gives a single one.
>>122470011inglish matherfacker, do you speak it
>>122470038Cause you're a shook one. Scared to death, scared to look, cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks. Yellowbacked nigga.
>>122469283London is the capital of Great Britain?
>>122469515Went with my hui behind your scheka.
>>122470173>speakIt's "spik" ib your case, dumbass.
>>122470421but i am ukrainian, not dumbass
>>122470243Что за хуйню ты мелешь, даун? Объебутся своей weed and start fucking each other in the ass.
>>122470243Watch yo trap, nigga. Ain't nobody be talking to me like dat and livin longer than five seconds>speak the wrong words man and you will get touched
>>122470589Soooooooqa in my vioce.
hi guyz wazup how itz goin?????????////
>>122470605Это классика, блять, это знать надо!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NUX4tW5ppswhat truly defines rap yea
>>122470693Going after your cheek with my dick.
>>122470825Noone cares.
>>122470693pidorasas everywhere, no one knows how to use inglish
>>122470693Come home, son.
>>122470929Nobody gives a single one.
>>122470693Hey buddy. I've done thing productive this day. Well, almost nothing. I feel like I'm too afraid to move on with my life, to take a step forward. How are you doing anyways?
>>122469925what does "I got you stuck off the realness" mean?like, you once were real, but when you fucked with me I made you "not real"?
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>>122471187I might be wrong, but I think it's some made up rap bullshit. Like a slang or something.
Well let's discuss in the parts what you've written. It seems you're life-hating imbecile)) Mom didn't want, dad didn't try hard.
>>122471640>try hard
>>122471640Well Th epta analyze on the concept thee executed)) It seems you really loshara, lowered life nit)) I can for the market to respond, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage thee executed it popadalovo generally tolerates you room)) From the fact that you played your life will not be better)) did not complain in the gateway mobile phones soar, many of you are clear)) About like you say, my mother did not want Dad did not try) to stick in my message to you <warm up your brain and draw conclusions for themselves)
>>122470994ya im fuikin bored today 2 coz retardest slut сanceled onez leave and forced 2 make banners for fukin collage. i ate noth 4 all day and listened callcenter scum near about 4 hours
sup erry1, wazup?
Guys, you shold not open this theme. You are young, jokingly, everything's easy for you. It's not like this. It's not Chikatilo or secret service archives. You better not go into this. Seriously, all of you will regret. You better close this theme and forget everything, that was written here.
>>122472008What do you had to do with callcenter scum?
>>122472190'sup bud. Having a nice english thread here. What 'bout you?
>>122471516what I found on urbandictionary is:>I got you stuck off the realness is one of the more known lines in hip hop history.when I read it I was like>well it's well-known but what on earth's it mean you fuckfrom what I get, "realness" means "being real" so "realness is foundation" means "being real is all that matters". But that "stuck off the realness" line is just beyond me
А чё будет, если я напишу так!
>>122472190furniture reshuffle was in my office so ya was plented with scum
>>122472359I'm just here, fucking your mom, like always.
>>122472190tryin' to write goddamned text for some scum
>>122472472You'll suck dick, obviously.
>>122472472Пссссссс. Зашквар, вход на двач запрещён.
>>122472472как ты это сделал?
Теперь это украинской мовы треад!!!
>>122469936Well, i had my first homosexual experience when I was 16. There was one classmate, who I've been spending a lot time with. So on one of the weekends my parents had gone to their friends birthday, and I knew, that they wouldn't be back until at least sunday evening so I've decided to invite him to my house to drink some booze, play games and generally have a little bit of fun. We got drunk, started having silly conversations, during one of which I said, that it would be curious to try and kiss a guy, and, quite surprisingly, his reply was "let's try". We started kissing, kissing gradually turned into kissing and jacking each other off, I sucked his dick a little bit and we even tried to fuck, but he was unable to get his dick past my sphincter, since it was way too painful. So yeah, that was my first homosexual experience.
Everyone, who wrote in this thread, are zashqared permanently.
>>122472671Faggot.
>>122472765ur mom loves my cock innit daun?
>>122472765But you wrote ITT too, lold
>>122470678Once a nigga tried to stick me for six G'sAnd I put more holes in his ass than swiss cheeseThugs better scat when the gat goes click-clackOr I'm a have your family dressed in all black
>>122472890I'm homo, so it's ok for me. But not for you, petookh.
>>122472936Big L was fake
>>122472853Really? Wow, and I though I was straight as an arrow.
>>122473190His rhymes were the shit though.
>>122472671Oh yeah, you've got to use some special stuff to do that. Like a lubricant, if that's how it's called. But you didn't plan all this, so I guess there's no way you could be prepared. What about your relationship with that guy ever after this?
>>122472765>dat russky punctuation
>>122473200Well, you better start thinking different, little cock sucking whore with balls.
>>122473334Go, fuck, yourself, ok, bitch?
How comes every thread sooner or later derails into faggotry and or politics?
Hello my english is very bed
>>122473267Yeah, they were shit. Work on your articles man.
>>122473548Because scoolboys only can discuss sex and politics.
>>122473659Worked on your cheek with my dick. Is that ok or you want some more pal?
>>122473296We fooled around for a month or so and then he found himself a gf and started acting like nothing ever happened. We've never actually managed to have proper sex, which is a damn shame if you ask me. >>122473402Can you not spot sarcasm?
>>122473659Work on your slang.
>>122473833in real life I'd drop a gem on ya nigga
>>122473847>sarcasmI can't into sarcasm.
mmm boysson of krypton vs bat of gotham!
salem,faggits
>>122473942>I'dYou're a room Rambo.
>>122473894"shit" means "bad""the shit" means "good"amirite?then why'd you say Big L's rhymes were "the shit"?
>>122474078you fuckin wit me son?
>>122474100Cause they were dope as hell.
>>122474207No I'm only fuckin with your mom.
>>122474325if only you knew whatcha sayin manlol
aye fam you looking for something?
>>122473847It is buddy. But I bet it didn't really break you. After all, it was a good experience for you, wasn't it? That's the thing about relationships, sometimes you just got to appreciate what you had and move on. And that's extremely relevant in young teenage period, when people are not yet sure what they like, and are trying different things.
>>122474759you gotta problem nigga? come at me bitch
>>122465165 (OP)> Don't put "though"What to put then?
>>122475302Then, then.
>>122474922i'll rek u fag smh
Anyone here remember lolfag? He would show up here a few months ago. He just greentexted wrong parts of anon's messages and said "lol".
>>122469166It's simple as fuck. JUST begin learning it!
He also seemed to have a very good command of English but never tended to show it off.
>>122475818tbh smh fam we need a filter like chink mood has enabled on 4chan
Good evening.
>>122476003smh tbh fam SAVAGE af
>>122476003>tbh smh famfuck you. didn't read on
>>122474866Yeah, it definitely was a good experience, because of it I realized that I'm gay.
tfw no gf
>>122476275>2016>gf
Что у вас тут?
>>122476275fuck gfs
>>122476275Hard to be you.gfs are not needed
bvmp
Перевод в студию, плес
OK, /b/.Let's talk about something interesting! You have one gun and a knife. Which you will be use to kill your wife? Yesterday she had sex with your brother and you want a revenge. Yeah, I know, it's stupid. But I need more practice
>>122477387>will you
>>122477199зеркало-зеркало, что на стене, кто хочет пополнить статистику по смертям?мне нужен кто-то, кто будет смотреть на меня так же, как я смотрю на memes
>>122477387Using a gun sounds a lot less sadistic and is much easier to do. I'm not a maniac, so I would stick with that. Although, I probably wouldn't kill her even if I was struck with anger. After all, I'd go to prison for that.
>>122478827>Using a gun sounds a lot less sadistic and is much easier to do. I'm not a maniac, so I would stick with that>I would stick with thatlooooooooolif only you knew whatcha sayin man lllllooool never laught dis hard
>>122479569why are u bumpin' bro ?
>>122465165 (OP)verpisst dich du scheiss votzenschlecker
>>122479644to bring more anons here
>>122480053do u think that now is the best time to w8 anons who will speak eng ?
Опять e забанили
Vy jste napsali, že nemůžu psát rusky, tak budeme mluvit spolu česky
>>122480458Kerim, you ?
>>122480511Kdo to je?
hey guysbeen to Ohio 4 years agolived and worked there for 4 monthsask your answers
>>122481488> been to Ohio 4 years agocoolstory please
>>122482874he used the wrong tense
>>122482874Was on my 2rd year of studing, got all my exams earlyer then usual and went to USA with Work & Travel programm. Met 3 guys in company that provided me this travel. They were really worse in speaking english (guy from company that choose a work for you asked him if his socks stinks and he told "well....yes" without understanding anything). Thats why we were sent in Ohio like dishwashers. After a week or so i started taking dishes from tables and cleaning tables for next clients in cafee.Cafee was called "Sloopy's Sports Cafe", still gor some tshirts from there. I worked, then walked the streets on my free time. The only thing i grudge about is that i spent a lot if time WATCHING SERIALS! WHAT THE FUCK, YOU ARE IN A FUCKING AMERICA! Oh, wait, there was a nice DEVSTVENNOTA girl that wanted me, but i was a DEVSTENNOTA too and was too scared and i was fucking modest - i missed chance.Oh wait, another thing - i met many ppl there, one nice guy called Logan even brought me to stripclub and bought a 20-dollar dance (i nearly cumshoted my pants), but after leaving i did not right any1. That was really stupid.But there were some good sides - i saw really much (but became reqally fat there and want to delete all my photos from there), trained my english and have many nice memories. So it was a fucking awesome experience.Sorry for mistakes, was too lazy to check text.
>>122483839well, don't care too much, the main thing is to be able to speak