ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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>>122977537 (OP)Greetings, motherfuckers.
>>122978091Day, m'lord. How fare you?
'Sup muh niggaz, how ya doin'?
What the fuck is wrong with you, OP?Bamp this shit.
>>122978247Like shit. There is something wrong with my meaningless life.
Well, everyone in this thread should fuck themselves.
>>122978502Including you?
>>122978502I've masturbated last evening already. Enough.
This time let's get beyond "hi how r u" small talk, won't we?
>>122979020Any suggestions? I mean I'd like to discuss something interesting, but I don't know what.
Bump.
Well, this thread is dead
хули ни па русски все?
>>122979222The same things you discuss in other threads but in English
>>122979587Cuz your mam is being fucked right now.
>>122979684прости, не понимаю по пидорски)
>>122979651I don't discuss anything here. It's fucked up thing to do to discuss something important with assholes living here.
>>122979684Cease your Bawdry, sir, for this Thread is merely for the Nobles.
>>122979922Of course you don't. You are to stupid to learn it.
>>122977537 (OP)ЗДАРОВА РАБОТЯГИ
>>122980073too*Fixed.
I create futuristic masturbator on arduino and manipulator with vibrator. I write programm "jamk" for controlls on computer.
>>122980211"to" is fine to
А я вот сама тян; маленькая, рыжая, худенькая и в очках. Ирл ко мне подкатывают только тупые бабуинистые ерохи, которые кроме быдлокачалки и тачек ничем не интересуются. А я хочу себе лампового кунчика-айтишника, тихого, скромного, который живет с мамой и целыми днями играет в игры.
>>122980180во ебать наши люди
>>122980428Че эти пидоры тута опять собрались? Где алкотред? Где Леха?
>>122980559Leha is here. What the fuck do you want?
Oh, retards have already started shitposting. This is sad.
>>122980713Лена, иди впизду, а то опять по ебалу получишь.
>>1229807684chan, USA, democracy
>>122980768They'll get tired soon
работаю в international company, каждый день speak in english с коллегами. Problems?
>>122981234Бочку делаешь?
>>122981315no, I don't
>>122981410На нах епта
>> This is the most retarded thread on /b/>> You're welcomeVqotilsa
>>122982178Укатывайся нахуй, подпиндоха.
OP, do I have to bump for you?
>>122983963ахах людька смотри на етово дибила))) ЭЙ ПОДПИНДОХА! ТЫ ОБОСРАЛСЯ! ЗЫРЬ СЮДА! ТЫ ОБОСРАЛСЯ, ГОВОРЮ!
>>122982253Спалилсо запятой.
>>122984522Я просто русский учил, прости.
bvmp
>>122985265греча
>>122977537 (OP)Roll
>>122985680Fuck yeah, I am welcome.
>>122985709Ахуеный коврик, у меня псина на нево ссыт)))
>>122985776Another asshole with a fucking dog. Get outta 'ere
The thread's not going too well I see.
>>122985979Я тебе за псину ебасос набью, либерашка
>>122986208Cool down and start to learn english. Maybe you will become something more, than just a bydlo.
>>122986556Поссал на либераху.
>>122986894Pissed in your month, check out.
>>122987036За щеку тебе проверил, проверяй.
тхис тхреад ис булщит
>>122987688Make it better leave
I was learning english watching tv series and movies and also reading technical articles. Now I'm able to understand native speakers more or less, but when I'm trying to speak or write anything in english, I get total shit I think its obvious :3What should I do next to improve my skills?Please, feel free to correct the shit out of me :3
>>122988906Second most asked question in English threads.
>>122988906You can use Duolingo, totally free application helping learning english.
>>122989298Гавно
>>122989227What's the first though?
>>122989402SHUT THE FUCK UP AND START TO LEARN U SCUM!
>>122990056ПАДПИНДОХА ГАРИТ ТУШИМ
>>122990040"Do you suck dicks" I guess.People posting here are mainly not very smart, though.
Yo, fuckers. What's your english level?
>>122990685От жопы мерять?
>>122990262There is no subpindoses in this thread, there is only anons, who wants some english practice.Also, there is some vatnik scum sees an EVIL FOES OF GREAT RUSSIA everywhere.
>>122990770От дачи.
>>122990770ot dachi
>>1229908353
>>122990685C3 IELTS.
>>122990934Это от дачи или от жопы?
>>122990968От лобка.
>>122991557Нормас, уважуха.
>>122989227Ok, then I ask third most asketd question - is my english skills that bad as I thik, or its not that terrible?I realise, that if I manage somehow to get to the country, where people speak english, I won't stay hungry or homeless, but what will people think of me? "Fucking commyscum!" or "he has strange accent, but he's kinda ok"?
>>122991918А че за шнурки у тебя такие?
