ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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>>125004910 (OP)Я не понимаю что тут написано
>>125004910 (OP)>9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/Arguable
>>125004910 (OP)Rolled in.
>>125004910 (OP)Paragraph 4 is parody on Donald Trump?My english is very bad,sorry guys.
>>125006185Read da rules, you fuckin rat.
>>125004910 (OP)Popular thread, eh?
>>125009745Kind'a
Writing in epic tghread
>>125009878What's so epic about it?
>>125004910 (OP)Roll for the rule to follow.
>>125009948Lol'd
>>125009948Bingo!
I WAIT IT THIS TREAD
Sup guys, i wanna improve my english cause even living in an english-speaking country i fell im fuckin' slowpoke when someone's trying to talk to me
>>125010466feel i mean
>>125010466Which country are you talking about here?
>>125010665Indonesia. Local guys speak english just like me, with bad pronunciation and lack of words in a dictionary. But mostly (aussies, germans, americans) laugh at my english and this makes me sad
>>125010466It's because you ARE the fucking slowpoke. Just deal with it.
>>125010869>Indonesia>aussies, germans, americansWTF am I reading?
>>125010921Suck the pisos
sup boys, am going to my dealerneed ta do my betsfuck the pets yoAlso im getting ready to fuck some cats otherwise the dogsDamned im taking shit on the deck and then wake up
>>125011018Are you mentally challenged bruh?
>>125010993google "Bali"
>>125010869>germans>laugh at my englishGod, how bad you English should be to make Germans laugh?
>>125010921yep, i know and i wont change anything
>>125011018The dog is fine too.
>>125004910 (OP)Бля, было б круто родиться в англоязычной стране. Это ж язык учить не надо.
>>125011174You can't even imagine
god morning, gyus! meine name iz Vova, I live in Chlelyabinsk!!!
>>125011238Ты русский еще сперматозоидом знал, довен?
>>125011238Leave this thread and go back to sosach, pidorashka.
>>125011340Guten Abend
>>125011238Your face is pissed by me and my nigga-gardener
>>125009919It`s in English, pal.
>>125011113As i told alreadySirThe dealerIs waitingFor my bonerChill
>>125011238>>125009581
>>125011238Ты русский тоже учил, вот только он не является международным, к счастью.
>>125010921Why so angry, sweety?
>>125011564Пиздец хуево. Зато на ангельском никто не сможет так здорово выразить негодоватие.
>>125004910 (OP)>>125004910 (OP)>1. You do not write anything in Russian>2. You DO NOT write anything in RussianА то что?
>>125011564>русский>не является международнымWake up, Manya, you obosralsya.
>>125011564You DO NOT write anything in Russian, dumbass.
>>125011564What is this Manya speaks about? Cannot read this letters
>>125011564CATCH THE RUSSIAN
>>125004910 (OP)Можно перевод? Зачем писать на англиском без перевода?
>>125011690Да, ты прав, несколько иной термин нужно было употребить.
>>125011768Pissed on your mom's face twice. My nigga-gardener is still pissing on yours
>>125011564Unfortunately you meant? In the books of Strugatsky everything looks quite nice.
>>125011707>>125011753>>125011708Нахуй идите. Еще вашим правилам следовать.
>>125011768Не пишите на русском и бла-бла-бла. Никакой политоты, ко-ко и т.д. Добро пожаловать.
>>125011881Fuck you too.
>>125011681You still here,pidoran?
>>125011921А если я не учил англиский?
>>125011921Manya, blow me
>>125012034Просто забей.
Two words: toki pona
>>125012034Have you packed you schoolbag already, pupil?
'avin a cheeky wank, lads.
>>125012197>you schoolbag
>>125011985Сак май болс, илита.>>125012042Down dont know about "Mary", nice.
>>125012197Ya ne schoolbag, peedor
>>125012263Ooooops. Your.
>>125012325>>down
>tfw no gurlfriend
>>125004910 (OP)Hey, chaps! How is everything?
>>125012325>>downlol,use google translate wisely,young padavan
>that engrish thread
>>125012437Idiot, bastard, stupid bitch - you can choose.>>125012567I am sorry, ilita.
>>125012534not too shabby
My bed is very English...
im russian and i could break 7 american ''men'' frail bodies before the police pull me down
>>125011707или что? Пиздуй в инт, выблядок.
I really don`t fockin` know what i have to say in this noble thread....
>>125013023ask your whore mothter
>>125012688Alright? SHit, today was a rough day, lots of calls, lots of stuff to do. You? Finally I'm eatin pizza at my desk, have some chill
>>125012874>pull me downБуду вас, неграмотных уебков исправлять.
to do? or have done?
>>125013163>wageslaveeww
>>125013347Hamlet log in
>>125013433Listen, you little prick, isn't your mum screaming your name there? Go home, it's too late for puppies to stay outdoor.
Подпиндосники ебаные, сажи
Omlet lag in? R u sure?
AlohaWho could advise me some interesting film for this night?
>>125013649BYDLO GET THE FUCK OUT
>>125013801Jupiter Ascending
>>125013871Знание английского не делает тебя небыдлом.
Test
>>125013988youve got a shitty taste
>>125013988>Jupiter Ascending I saw this about 1 year ago, and it was boring and not interesting for me.
>>125014405>>125014444what's the matter, 2deep4you?
>>125014087i agree, english is necessary but not sufficient to be non-bydlobut not knowing english makes you super bydlo
>>125014793it's just im not a 15yo teen girl to enjoy something like that
>>125014087At lessIf know the languge it gives you more opportunityopportunities in different directions
i'm so high right now, listening to Regina Spektor and kaifuing
Разговаривать на русском в английском треде - это идти против системы? То есть, интеллигентно?
>>125015841Eleeta everywhere
heisann, norsk julenisse er i tråden. åssen står det til, pidorahi? fremdeles strever med engelsken? for noen kolibri-hjernede aper!!! nå er det på tide å minne dere hvordan livet i Norden er. mesteparten av dere skal aldri flytte fra drittlandet deres. ha ha ha
I REALLY WANT WEED!
>>125015901Do you like somalian cocks, jerk?
>>125016129hvordan føles det å bli rævpult av Putin hver dag i det meningsløse livet ditt?
ya ya me and my niggaz rolling in this thread lets talk about some shit or whatever
>>125004910 (OP)Hey, buddy, i think you've got the wrong door. Leather club two blocks down.
>>125016562fok you
>>125015966Your ip is already downloadedStart to train your ass
хуй
>>125016614Oh, fok you, leather men.
Is here any loliez for sexreleationshipzzz
what's going on in here rigth now you guys?
>>125017814Absolutely nothing
>>125017970Ok.
>>125017814Just chillin'.
>>125017814right now we fuck your mother, fucking motherfucker man bitch
How can i speak in english IRL as perfectly as i can speak in ITT thread?
>>125004910 (OP)poshel nahuy
>>125018649just be yourself, bro
>>125018762Get the fuck out of here you funcking russian retard.
>>125018649What?
someone please say no
>>125018938Why do you need this?
>>125019029just do it
>>125018649You just need more communication practicesalso reading aloud may help you too
>>125019060no
>>125019060NO
>>125019214>>125019220FAGGOT ANSWER
Hi all! I am having a boring evening... Let's have a nice English chat
>>125019389This is the absolutely awesome punchline bro.
>>125019389>>125019389You just fuked up , with you shity joke lol
do you have a guilty pleasure?when i home alone i listen to this with speakers volume on maximumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvpeBPxyZAY
>>125019389its awefull like your face stupid bitard
私は英語knowverybad.
пора выкидывать англо-саксов с этой борды
hey gays i saw benis in bagina this night
вы че додики на собачьем говорить?))))))
в начале эти пидоры припрутся к нам на борду, а потом будут бомбить наши города и насиловать наших женщин
>>125004910 (OP)Оп хуй, слава руси
>>125019794tell me more
слава путину нашему отцу великому, только он спасает нас от гнета жидо-англов
>>125019790>>125019794>>125019861>>125019865>>125019899Semyon please...
>>125019899Glory to heroes!
>>125019899Боже царя нашего мудрого Владимира Керченского храни
>>125019957
>>125019972Ты шавка либеральная, ты зачем вообще живешь? Деды наши за Россию умирали, а ты сука пиндосам продался...
Guise, I think we are being raided by bydlo russians
>>125019951you know what?
>>125020092Гайс блять, правильно писать гейс, потому что они вс пидоры
>>125020010'Не беспокойся, к тебе уже едут)
>>125019790What did you write? I don't understand your language.
>>125020230Не понять тебе, никогда, шавка британская, Великого и Могучего
>>125020225stay classy, dumb bydlo
Knock knock!
>>125020092Whatever, just russians retard who can't speek in international language
>>125020392Who's there?
>>125020489Mama
>>125020432what is the final solution to the russian problem?
>>125020432Ты сука лучше бы поинтересовался какого хуя они руский не знают, чем поддерживать их педо-доминирование
>>125020489this is 'bydlo' GET REKT
>>125020544Вот сами смотрите, и чем пиндосы лучше нацистов? Да ничем. Пора уже жахнуть
hmmmkann ich hier deutsch sprechen?
no bully plz
>>125020356All hail buritaniakoku!
VKATILSYA into this ITT thread.
>>125020544I think, you shouldn't pay attention to theirJust ignore
>>125020787woof
>>125020762EASY THERE NAZI, THERE ARE NO JEWS HERE, GO AWAY
>>125020888Entschuldige, aber was?
>>125020762Sig hail Nazi pig
>>125020762You need pull out flugegeheimen from your dirty mounth.
>>125020960
>>125020960das ist ziemlich lustig,pidoraxi ne mogut v nemeckiy
>>125004910 (OP)>English trend>British flang
>>125021225Who is this semen demon?
>>125004910 (OP)Finally! Another english thread! Talk dirty to me guys, imagine that I'm your own personal obedient little slut.
>>125021333
>>125021493Why i need a dirty slut if there is an anime?
>>125021529who is this testicle receptacle?
>>125021718Well, you can't talk dirty to an anime can you?
>>125021493tell me, do you bleed?
>>125021879I do if I'm injured.
>>125021796I cannot to get syphilis from 2D, on the other hand.
>>125022022YOU WILL
>>125022071Syphilis is not transferred through dirty talk though.
>>125022222Nice try.
>>125022125I fucking hate Ben Affleck, I hate him with all the passion I can muster.
>>125004910 (OP)Semi-drunk regular everyday muddafucka here. AMA
>>125022347You HAVE to talk dirty to a fucking quintuple, that's a rule boy.
Сломал систему. Ееее докенз
>>125022482how elastic is your anus?
Hello gay's, I bad speak English language and I fuck u family's)))))
>>125022582Elastic enough. Average sized dildo fits inside it pretty damn well.
>>125021759
>>125022582Not enough I guess? Ive never done anything dirty to my asshole. Except taking a dump every 1-2 days but that doesnt count does it?
>>125022693oh, I see you have been EXPERIMENTING
>>125022865Oh I've been experimenting quite a bit, yes. Too bad I rarely have an opportunity to.
>>125022747it counts if it's a thick log and not if it's like toothpaste shit
>>125022737who is this fluid druid?
Kann ich hier schreiben?
>>125004910 (OP)0. Your
>>125023205Elves are not welcomed here
>>125023205Totten alle juden! Reich macht frei!
>>125023239Elves are welcome on MY DICK.
>>125004910 (OP)
>>125023005do big black cocks turn you on?
>>125023160
>>125023369Somewhat, yes. However, I prefer big white cocks. Something about the way they look just hypnotizes me, makes me lose my will.
>>125023476who is this cum bum?
>>125023252Hebst dein Hand für Führer!
>>125023476Who is this semen demon sperm worm boner toner spunk monk cock dock erection ejection dick tick cum plum seed steed prick chick cock stock seminal sentinel phallus chalice anus ignoramus smegma enigma beef curtain hurtin cunt runt willy wrap cunny bunny jism prison ballbiting ballerina dongle mongle penis machinist fluid druid semen sprayer chin chin bin scrotum sorceress wiener cleaner pole populator stiffy stimulator pillar pimper column culminator testicle tamer sperm specialist glans gladiator frenulum fractionizer foreskin forenicator Penile Private Smut Sergeant Cock Captain Orifice Officer Rear Admiral Cummander Lewd Lieutenant Meat Major Man Plaster Spellcaster Cunt Colonel weiner witch phallus phalanx cock commandant dong deity semen demon seminal fluid druid jizz wiz benis burglar wang waxer schlong sentinel dick dastard jizz jezebel tally wacker packer schlong sorcerrer weenie genie chode road male repoductive organ gorgan shaft shaft ding dong dungeon scrotum totem ballsack knapsack testicle vestibule ball butter nutter cock cream captivator Prostate apostate Mattress actress cock pocket pocket rocket ground control man milk Mephistopheles?
hi i cent andestend anefing
>>125023766bud i stig undistend u :DDD
>>125023746Shiiiiet this man knows his memes
На форчан, быдло
>>125023993What language are you speaking? I can't understand you.
>>125024068Na 2chan budlo
>>125024068it's german
>>125024068Barbarian gibberish
>>125023993THIS IS AMERICAN INVASION
pew pew kills russians
>>125024124Letters look familiar but I still can't understand shit.
че суки подпиндосники в америку захотели? а хуй вам :))))
Warum hast du das Gewind nur für Englisch geshafft? Ich möchte hier kommunizieren.
>>125024360You have to learn your future master's language.
>>125016500wire appreciators welcome every time nigga
>>125024593Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
what etot nigga afford sebe?
I have terrible wtiting and speaking skills. What should i do to up them? I dunno. My listening and reading aren't so bad but i don't know my general level of english. Help me guys, pls. How can i achieve advanced level?
Как переводится though ?
>>125024669niggaz be like talkin shit on them boards
>>125024887Хотя
Dieses Platz ist sehr trüb, mah. So i wanna leave this thread.
>>125004910 (OP)Иду против системы
>>125024912ducks better scat when the gat goes click-clackor i'ma have your family dressed in all black
>>125024936а почему тогда оно в конце предложения?
>>125025031Положено так, блядь.
Can u fellows write some cool english words whitch uses young generarion of usa or uk?There are some words by me Look smoking- it means pretty hot or sexyHang out it means fuck dont know how to say tysovatbsya ili zavisatb that i think will be clear for u
>>125025031ohuel?
>>125025101Get lit fam - get high my dear friend.
Теперь это ОТКУДА-ТЫ-ЗНАЕШЬ-АНГЛИЙСКИЙ тред. Now that's FROM-WHERE-DO-YOU-KNOW-ENGLISH thread.
>>125025450My boyfriend taught me.
>>125025269Is it not just to say get high?
>>125025492It's a COOL NEW HIP way to say "get high".
>>125025450My american family taught me it.
>>125025640Thanka bra
Wi che petohi ctole???
>>125025709Wake up u shit yoursef
>>125025709In your intensive imagination?
>>125026327>Implying that he's not
>>125025450from sosach
>>125027351>Sosach kruto>EnglishNice attempt, try another one, green bastard
Пиндосы атакуют! Караул!
>>125021225Where did you see a single fucking flag?I posted a pug dog instead to prevent this british/american flag fuckery
>create an english thread>bump it a couple of times, no one comes by>think "fuck it" and go to sleep>get back in a few hours>not even hope the thread's still up>refresh the page expecting "Тред не найден">see "Новых постов: 248">everybody has left>the thread was hot but I missed it all
bump tho
>>125025709Was your anus sore after that?
Too many rules. Fuck u
Why american women are so fat and ugly? Is it because of McDonalds?
Roll for a rule number
>>125038166>though
Hello retards, can you hear me?
Hello everybody! I want to ask:Feel the Bern? Or Trump for president?
>>125025709taught it to me, you pleb
>>125036951Most women are fat and ugly, its their nature, you know.
