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Hello there

>>125228875
Word fam, whatcha been up to?

>>125228789 (OP)
well, well, well, what do we have there? english thread hahaha finally

Where are da rules, though?

>>125228931
not much, chillin, drinking tea. u?

seems that it's difficult to find english-speaking lads at night

>>125229249
what makes you think so?

>>125229287
the little number of posters right now

>>125229085
Drinkin' vodka wit' my tame bear Dimitry.

>>125229312
Keep the thread up on the zero page for some time, English-speaking anons will come eventually and we'll have a nice discussion

>>125229312
its just the beggining of the thread, its going to get better, trust me

>>125228789 (OP)
SAY "NICK"

>>125229380
>a nice discussion
if I only could speak english fluently

>>125228789 (OP)

What's the point opbro? Can't we just open 4chan in another tab if we want to speak English that bad?

Is it some sort if intfags meeting point? Anyway, they're mostly boring (apart from the Aussies, but we don't have the flags here so you'll never know).

>>125229385
>>125229380
sounds hopefully, thanks

I'm living in UK atm. I will be pleased to answer your questions, if you've got any.

>>125229402
nick

>>125229610
SUCK THE TRAKTOR DRIVER'S DICK!

>>125229513

You misuse the word. Hopefully is what you use in a phrase 'hopefully my mom's not a whore'. You meant reassuring, inspiring or some other positive shit didn't you?

>>125229610
i'm not that guy who asked, but let me guess...dick! top kek

>>125229554
proofs

>>125229664
exactly

Fuck sake broth, I was just getting ready to go to sleep innit, now gotta stay herw

Айм юрс всех фак в рот, кокс

>>125229627

Why? Does it taste good or something? I'm in relationship with a cab driver now and I did suck his but it's nothing special. How would a tractor driver be different?

>>125229676
Well, right now it's too dark outside, so you would not be able to see anything anyway. I can take a photo of my tobacco package, if you will consider it as a proof.
Is it so hard to trust a random person on this website in the first place?

>>125229627
it should be "suck a tracktor driver's dick"
work on your articles bruh
inb4 worked behind your cheek, check

>>125229554
London?

>>125229784

Oyster or gtfo. No one is curious about anything but London so there.

>>125229743
Я правильно написал?

>>125229816
is the capital

>>125229784
Take a photo of your keyboard, if there are no Russian letters on it, it would be enough

>>125229862
easy. hold on a sec.

>>125229839
OF GREIT BRITUN

>>125229811
your mother has been fucked by me, stupid grammar nazi

>>125229862
i've just realised that a socket can come as a proof as well.

Как вам перевод?

Квесты, которые, на ваш взгляд, не доработаны или неправильно кончаются
За всю игру я видел несколько квестов, которые произвели впечатление недоработанности или вызвали недоумение развитием событий.

Quests which, in your opinion, have poor endings or ones that are to be improved.
During the game I've seen some quests which made an impression of incompleteness or ones with confusing story line.

>>125229862

How retarded is that? Poor bastard probably does not even touch type and had to buy the fucking cyr stickers.

Anyway, having a contract in the UK is not that unusual (the question is do you really want one with the fucking daycare charges and fucked in the head medicine).

>>125229918
VERI GUT

>>125229999
Корзинка, пошла нахуй. лол

>>125230044
TENK YOW

>>125229985

Man we need these retarded hot/cold taps in your kitchen no less now. :3

Londoner ITT. Ask your questions, pricks

>>125229985
Seems legit. So, tell us how you ended up in UK and what you're doing there?

>>125230152

Have a nice workday tomorrow dude. Hope the tube is not off for maintenance and you get to the office in time.

>>125230152
why you gotta be so rude? Do you consider yourself being better than the others, only because you live in the shithole called London?

>>125230190

No way you get your landlord to replace these. :3

>>125230078
Но нахуе уже ты, лол

>>125228931
Nigger, please.

>>125230078
Как там на майлсру, попка не болит?

>>125230238

Ich kann Deutsch lesen, aber Ich kann nicht schreiben schoen. Warum fragst du?

>>125230192
I've just applied to the univesity. Not going to tell you whitch one, though. Nothing special, just a simple uni. I've been living here for about 3 years now.

>>125230209
And you've fucked up right from the beginning - bank holiday tomorrow, hehe. Also, I'm not one of theese office zombies
>>125230217
Nah fam, I'm planning to leave London myself, fuck it. Speaking of my rudeness - it comes FROM MY HEART, innit

Всем бомжур в жтом чятике

>>125230275
Из моих 300 акков забанили 4, как-нибудь переживу. А у тебя какая-никакая иллюзия власти, хотя бы в интернете.

>>125230238
Ich habe deutch von 2 jahren gelernt, aber ich speche sehr schleht, ich weiss nicht warum

>>125230308
ich habe einen Wunsch, mit jemandem zu sprechen, obwohl es für mich auch schwer ist

>>125230396
>Из моих 300 акков забанили 4, как-нибудь переживу.

Ага и прибегаешь в мои вопросы истерить и что-то доказывать, как тебе похуй, кек ))

>>125230400
Wahnsinn! ich bin genauso als du

>>125230272
Who did you call a nigger, whiteboy?

>>125230354

Good for you, have a nice workday the day after tomorrow then.

What's that early may thing about?

>>125230491
Cheers broth. Actually, I've no idea what it's about, haha

>>125230254
I doubt he will. As long as it works - it works.

>>125230404
>>125230400

Wir muss zu interpals gehen, viele Deutsch QTen dort.

>>125230426
>Ага и прибегаешь в мои вопросы истерить и что-то доказывать, как тебе похуй, кек ))
Нет, не так: я неспешно скроллю свой любимый раздел Лингвистика, натыкаюсь на твой вопрос, захожу обоссать тебя и скроллю дальше. А ты потом как последняя шалашовка жалуешься на меня модераторам. Меня банят, а я с покерфейсом переключаюсь на другой аккаунт. А у тебя иллюзия победы. Хотя бы в интернете.

>>125230590
>zu interpals gehen
das hab ich leider nicht verstanden

>>125228789 (OP)
Is it dead?

>>125230327
How did you get to UK? Do you have a job? If not, how do you make a living?

>>125230238
Germanfags with their ich-mich-schwiertz gibberish again.

>>125230541

Well a day off is a day off, isn't it. Must be some stupid island shit. Anyway, this basically means my dearest British friends would not interrupt my humble pot party tomorrow. This nice rare occasion when we both have something to celebrate and leave each other alone.

>>125230752
Imagine how is it to leave amongst em

>>125230678

I told you German was poor.

>>125230711
I do have a job in a shop. Plus my parents help me out. That's more than enough for the living.

бля нихуя не понмаю, пидоры бля!!!

>>125230795
Did u get highest education?

>>125230885
fucking pidoraha, get out here

>>125230794
well, only the former of two posts was mine
but i wouldn't argue
german is bad, english as well

>>125230940
not sure what you mean by that, to be honest.
I am in the process of getting it.

>>125230940

High as fuck man. Like our Jamaican(ish) singer Ky-Mani Marley phrases it:

High like a bird,
High as a skyscraper

That's the education standards in the UK bro!

>>125230988
I guess he wanted to ask if you've finished your higher ed.

>>125230769
Yeah, should never care about them reasons when a day off falls on your head. A pot party sounds good, doesn't it? I wonder where do you live tho

>>125230974
upd:загнался и херню какую-то ответил, мда

>>125230974

Hands off my English you stumpfuck.

>>125231048
that's what i thought as well.
I've answered the question anyways

>>125231067
не загоняйся и не грусти, а учи

>>125231091
Since when exactly is it yours?

>>125231167
Since I banged your oozing mother in all her oozing holes

>>125230885
сам иди отсюда пидораха ебаная сука!!!

>>125231131
спасибо, анон

>>125231206
Thus, it has never been yours and will never be

>>125231058

The best place for a man to live (right after Rome) - the glorious city of Moscow, no pidors allowed.

>>125231276
>moscow
>no pidors allowed
you must be kidding, right?

>>125231091

Look up how 'my' can be used Pajeet.

>>125231276
Moscow for faggots olololo

>>125231315
i was just about to say exactly the same thing, lol
Moscow is a shithole, worst place for living.

>>125231353
Well comparing to the rest of Russia it's rather decent

>>125231276

Where I live it's the case anyway. Brateevo district for life nigga.

>>125231276
Never been to Moscow/Russia before. Really want to visit SPB tho, it seems to be a chill place
>>125231058 -lad

>>125231375
SPB is better.

>>125231399
where are u from?

QUIZ TIME

1. Age
2. Gender (proofs might be required)
3. What you think your level of English is
4. How long you've been learning it

Mine:

1. 22
2. Koon, proofs won't be
3. pre-beginner
4. five years, yeah I'm retarded

>>125231421
1. 21
2. Male
3. C2
4. Since elementary

>>125231399

You're gonna figure out all the meanings of chill if you ever show up in that shithole.

>>125231450
>C2
Will an IELTS/TOEFL certificate follow?

>>125231421
16
Male
Under under intermediate
8-9

>>125231475
your anus is a shithole.

>>125231494
literally.

>>125231421
1. 21
2. guy
3. upper-advanced
4. three months

>>125231494

Swamp imp goes cock-a-doodle-doo!

>>125231494
asshole, man

>>125231526
>upper advanced
>3 mounth
Are u fucking joking?Or u genius

>>125231414
Another Europe country, won't tell which one, too risky, lel

>>125231483
Nope. Only some tests on the Internet. Actually the definition of what exactly can you do with a C2 in the Wikipedia is rather vague and ambiguous, so who knows.
I can understand, read and talk just about anything, but i lack some vocabulary on some non-daily topics i'm not really close with...
Anyway, i'm currently living in Europe and people assume i'm from UK when we meet (it's very funny).

>>125231526

> 3. upper-advanced
> 4. three months

manyamiroque

>>125231593
just freelancer, man

>>125231607
mine persa!

>>125231421
1. 18>>125231421
2. M
3. Last time I checked it was B2
4. Never actuallyvtried to learn it, just picked up quite some stuff in an old-ass online game, basically took me about 4 years to get it to that level

>>125231658
Gut it
Lier

>>125231624
Them tests, they's bullshit, man.
I get a C2 on any online test too, but I don't think my real level is any higher than B1.
There are some mistakes in your posts that no C2-speaker would ever make.

>>125231624
I think C2 it's when you can read e.g. Shakespeare or Dickens in original.

>>125231760
>in your posts
fastfix

>>125231421
1. 23
2. Female (no proofs following)
3. Based on my TOEFL certificate, it's C2
4. 12 years

>>125231760
Oh, pointing out grammar mistakes, i love it! You guys just can't help yourselves, right?
Even native speakers make mistakes. Your level of language is not solely based on grammar and nothing else. Get over it.
>>125231777
Yeah, well, in that case i'm not C2. I haven't even tried, but i guess i'll fail miserably lol

>>125228789 (OP)
I'm too stupid for talking english :(

>>125228789 (OP)
This is the third thread with a pug dog in the OP pic. What's happening?

>>125231920
Wow, that escalated quickly

>>125231421
18
Kun
6.5 IELTS (unfortunately my certificate is at mother's home)
10 years

>>125229985
Photo without "sup /b/" and timestamp is not a valid proof.

>>125228789 (OP)
ebonics speakah itt

ama bitches

>>125232059
Dayum both dun' 'chu fookin start dat shiz now ye

>>125231920
> Female
Asichkooh, pisechkooh?

>>125231777

Have you ever seen Shakespeare's plays in errrr, English? S. is not some kind of fucking Pushkin, it's a fucking ancient chthonic monster Derzhavin grade or worse. Better than Pasternak's translations though. Anyway, Chaucer is way way better.

>>125232088
I didn't understand any word

another anon

>>125231965
There are two types of mistakes:
1. The ones only native speakers make (like in Russian: ться/тся, надеть/одеть etc.)
2. The ones only foreigners make (like in Russian again: wrong cases, genders, awkward wording etc.)
So, the ones you're making relate to the second type.

>>125232138
Damn broth don't you fucking start that shit now yeah
There you go

>>125232088
u must be high or smth m8

that's some really gibberish shit you have there

>>125232188
Sorry fam, playing old games makes you learn that kinda bullshit

I live and study in Germany. Ask your questions, if you have any.

>>125232172
> only foreigners
> wrong genders
> с днем рождениЕ
> тюль
> кофе

>>125232172
I didn't say my mistakes were native speaker's ones, i just pointed out the fact that even those who speak the language as a mother tongue make some mistakes, so it's inherently wrong to except a flawless English from someone who doesn't.

>>125232255

Do you live in Glashutte, the European capital of watchmaking (fuck you Geneve)?

>>125232255
Had any issues with any refugees yet?

>>125232300
By "wrong genders" I meant something like "твой кровать", "моя дом" n' shit.

>>125232407

These are not issues bro, it's cultural enrichment. Don't be a stupid pidoraha please.

>>125232410
Yes. And my examples represents esaxctly this kind of errors (e.g. "моё день рождение", "вкусное кофе", "красивое тюль)

>>125232407
Not him, but still:
We've had quite a lot people from arabic country this autumn, i guess the crisis was at its peak back then. But there weren't any crime level outbreaks, mass riots or whatnots, there was just a bunch of black people on the streets. Yeah it might have been slightly odd, but that's all.
These cases with women being raped in Köln and a train between some big cities that now has a safe zone car solely for women, they do take place though.

Хай гайс.

Oi, faggies, how's ya buttfuckin' goin'?

>>125232556
Cuckold/10

>>125232338
No. Why do you ask this?

>>125232407
Not really. There are a asylum for refuuges in my city. Some people bring them clouth, food etc. There a one or two incidents with refuuges, but it's really few problems.

This >>125232449 is not my answer.

Germany koon

>>125232603
So which number does "cuckold" represent on this grade?

>>125232608

Because Glashutte is the only place in Germany that matters bro.

>>125232629
-1

>>125232495
"вкусное кофе" is kinda different from "моя дом", don't you find so?

>>125232650
Hold on.
So you say that on the grade that goes from zero to 10 i represent -1?
But that means i'm out of this rating system completely. See? I'm out of your stupid sodding rating system, you twat!

>>125232608

Everyone can tell it's not your answer Schwul, it's in proper English while your posts are not. No need to mention that.

>>125232645
I didn't hear about this city before. Apparently we have different meaning of whats matters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(English is my second foreign language, I sorry for my ugly grammar)

>>125232556
Are they even trying to get a job there or they're simply living solely on their welfare and warding the streets, looking for some funny business?
>>125232608
I'm actually surprised. Because everyone describes it as a huge problem with some inevitable consequences. Maybe you guys just have such a huge tolerance level that you dont even notice it?

>>125232714
> it's in proper English while your posts are not
I am humbled. Again. Even on 2ch.

>>125232724
Bad luck, mate, grammar is all these folks care about.
Because fuck talking and practising your skills, let's just scrutinise each other's messages to find a mistake, lol

>>125232712

Rating-shmating, you say the Arabs rape your women and you're okay with this, please take your place under a shkonka and quit speaking of ratings.

What's all this talk about, me no be understandin not a thing

Heyo, how are ya lads? Its 5:50 at my place, and it fucking SNOWS. Pretty badly tbqh, most of the surfaces are covered with like 2 cm of snow. Thats odd, considering that for the last 2 weeks its been pretty dry and sunny.

Whats up with you, guys?

>>125232757
Nope, i never actually see them roaming around aimlessly, they are mostly sitting at some instances, doing paperwork, looking for a job and stuff.
>>125232779
Says the guy who's afraid to step out of his house because caucasians will make him sit on a bottle and suck their filthy smelly dicks? Funny lad.

>>125232869
Seems like your city was awarded with a pack of some very high-disciplined refugees then. Good for you bro.

>>125232860
7:55 here, I win.

>>125232914
There are quite a lot of some sketchy guys around bus/train stations in big cities tho. But i guess these places are always gathering a lot of suspicious people with unfriendly intentions, right?

>>125232860
It will melt eventually. Should be gone till noon, I'm sure. There were even more fucked up weather phenomenons.

>>125232869

The churkas are pretty tame these days here, what are you even talking about? I go to/from gym quite late because I hate it when it's crowded, and I don't like to drive to the gym. I am yet to see someone being aggressive in my hood apart from fucking gales.

>>125233037
Yeah, 2 years ago it was snowing in June here. But still, its pretty weird for such an early spring.

чо пятухи типо дохуя в английском могёте? парле ву фрасе епта?

>>125233409
шпрехен дойч, хабло эспаньёл, бесель мадьяр и дохуя ещё чего

>>125233409

Уи жё парль ёпта. Ж'э бэз та мэр. Тю лё деманд пуркуа?

>>125233208
>snowing in June
Anadyr city?

>>125233605
Nah, but still pretty far up north.

>>125233949
Dixon? Oymyakon?

bvmp

bump, though

bump again

>>125233974
Not that far east. More like western siberia.

>>125234487
Dudinka?

>>125233588
>>125233588
пидабол епта!)

boomp

bump

What u vas tut proishodit?

>>125228789 (OP)
Guys.
I have a dream, one day...
Let's do skype conference?
I think that's gonna much better than just write, cuz we can write and SPEAK.

Bump

Bump

Anybody here?

>>125235237
I'm way too shy for this shit. I'm ashamed of my nasal voice. Not to mention, my English level is pretty low. It's pre-intermediate at the best case.

>>125235495
I can listen to you without speaking myself though. But I doubt you can manage to gather people together.

LET SPIK FROM MAI HART

Уу блять неруси-нехристи

>>125235572
Уу Сасай

>>125235280
Аноны, я эту мопсо-блядь знаю. Прикатился из лингвача. Знатная внимание-блядь. Сам английский "знает", в основном, с гуглом. Ходил на курсы к какой-то местной бабе-Гуле и решил, что он теперь знаток. Шкварим тред, аноны.

>>125235726
I'm not the OP ëptā

>>125235644
axaxa cyka vodka

>>125228789 (OP)
Sup.
So I woke up today at 5 am, because I am feeling really sad.
First of all, I watched the original Notre Dame De Paris musicle before sleep, and it was really sad.
All I wanted was to listen to some french songs, and ended up almost crying.
This fuckin pubertant gipsy girl, and Quasimodo, and the Feb the guard captain, and the fucking priest. And all of them simply want to fuck her, and she wants to fuck too, because of puberty and shit. So Feb and Esmeralda arranged a fucking. Feb wanted to stab Esmeralda with his dick, but ended up getting stabbed by a priest... Not with a dick though, with a knife.
Long story short - Esmeralda got hanged, Quasimodo killed himself, I think. And all of this was really sad.
Then I went to the shower, and when I came back, I opened a vk.com, and saw a post from a dude, that went to colledge and university together. He and his girlfriend are buisenessmen. Buisinessman and Buisenesswoman. Buisinesspeople. Anyway, they planned an awesome roadtrip through USA, and all around doing stuff, that makes me jelaous. So, hello sadness. As if I was'nt sufficiently sad from this fucking musical.
So I grabbed my bike and went to a park.
And there was no people in the park. That was cool. It felt like an apocalypse aftermath. When I was a kid, sometimes I imagined, that how cool that would be, if all the people just dissapeared for a while. So i could do whatever I want. I could grab whatever I want from a store, steal a car, actually rob a bank, and shit like that. And no one would tell me that I can't do anything.
So I rode my bike for a while, got cold, because i'ts 10 degrees outside, because Russia. So I went home. I drinked some hot tea, and now I'm writing this.
So. Good, I mean, sad morning, everybody!
I am not sad all the time by the way, just somtimes. Fucking emotions, man. Sometimes I wish I was a robot.