ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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>>128086456 (OP)Всем привет.
соси
как жырным писать?
Contributing
>>128086759по русски пиши тупой чтоле?
>>128086698It doesn't matter if you're fat.
>>128086698токо если ты жырный
вот так?
به کیر بروید. انگلیسی بلد نیستم. مادرتان را کردم لل
>>128086456 (OP)This header gets really annoying. You should change it next time.
>>128086911ßzzzzdf1áßîœæ
eybos ken i heb da pusi plz?
>>128086884
>>128086911I thought about it too, it's been the same for like two months or so. But I don't have any ideas for a new header.
sosi pisosp i s o s
>>128087056Just a flag and the signature "English thread, motherfuckers." are we being wiped?
don't you want to suck my khuy?
Disgusting Western influence on my cozy board.
>>128087258Too banal. I used that style a few years ago in the first threads. it appears so
you creating an english thread on a russian board. what for?
>>128086456 (OP)ROLL
>>128087093Как так же здийлоти?
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>>128087534for lulz, dude
>>128087534To talk with Russian Ivans in the master race language.
I dont ymey in english.
TbI 4E 6JI9? B E6AJIO nPOnuCATb TE6E, rOBHO?
>>128087649problems weren't
>>128086456 (OP)>NEWFAG >reeks of newfagginess
>>128087792ymey = mutch. I dont mutch in english.
>>128087908He smells divine.
>>128088001its dont
>>128087401What about four pictures that make up the word "ENGLISH"? Like in those height threads (Р О С ТTHREAD, y'know).
НАХУЙ ПОШЛИ америкосы ебаные. От ваших санкций ТОЛЬКО ВЫИГРЫВАЕМ. АБАМКА - АБИЗЬЯНКА. УУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУХХХХХХХХХХХХХХХХХ НАКАТИМ БЛЯДЬ
>>128088057THIS ISN'T 4CHAN YOU RETARD GTFO
Oh fug, I've had a sage turned on.
>>128088165Kinda sucks that the word "English" consists of 7 letters, not 8 or 4. The separation would look awful: EN GL IS H. We need something different.
>>128088381U S ASA
>>128088280
>>128088381What then? English writers maybe? Or go with pugs till you're sick of them?
>>128088676I'll never be sick of pugs. They're gorgeous.
Papa no Furanoku
>>128088854Flea dispensers you mean? Cats > Dogs
>>128089004Them cats, they's stupid. They don't love you, they basically don't give a fuck about you. All they need is food and a place to live.
BUMP
>>128086456 (OP)В fl местные илитки за игнорили, поэтому спрошу попрошу тут.Как правильно перевести фразу "2 года опыта обслуживания рабочих станций в частном порядке"?Вот вам лоля.
>>128089253What's not to like?
>>128089552Лоля одетая. Поэтому GTFO
>>128089552Anime, pls go away.
>>128089744Chtoto protiv imeesh govno?
>>128089593My neighbor's cat scratched out his five year old son's eye. For no real reason.
>>128089688Лови раздетую. Мне на резюме оче надо.
>>128090458Nobody here knows business English.
>>128090735
>>128086456 (OP)сажи, на форчан пиздуйте
>>128086698легко
>>128089744It's a trap, right?
>>128090877двачую сажемётамимонеосилилтред
>>128089552Two years of experience in maintaining workstations in personal order.
>>128090877>>128091181Can't read English? Fuck off then.
>>128091187Сяп.
>>128091721How do you know it's good English?
>>128091274Get out of here! Shit!
Хеллоу гайз аи уилл хав ту пасс ан экзам ин 14 дэиз, май файнал экзам, плиз рэйт май скиллз, кэн ай каунт он ю?
>>128091911It's my fucking thread, you can't kick me out here.
>>128091901Ну оно хотя бы слух не режет.Нигде не проебался?
I'm gonna to pass my English exam in 14 days. Everything is very bad. I dont know how to explain u ma feelings, im so scared. Help me, anons!
>>128092659Хей, стэнд ин лаин ю пис оф шит
>>128086456 (OP)Брэйк да рулз! Итс факитн райот!
>>128092659>I'm gonna to take my English exam in 14 days>explain my feelings to youYou be welcome, nigga.
>2016>uczyć angielski kiedy możnie mówić po polsku
>>128093336О курва
>>128093203Nice Runglish, Pasha.>I'm preparing to the exam now. English grammar. Everything so bad, I even don't khow how to explain theese feelings.Ale nie lubię angielski. Język feministók.
>>128086456 (OP)Нахуй ты свой гнилой язык распускаешь?Встретиться не хочешь за базар вывести?Возле кадетского завтра в 4, можешь толпу собрать
This language is cancer. Stupid language of german tribes.
>>128093717Расия сила абама чмо зиг хаиль
>>128093807What is this, have you pooped all over walls, i am sick of your cool stories
Салам
>>128091187А разве не "Two years of experience in maintaining workstations in privately"?
Za polskie Wilno, zawsze taki w naszych sercach
>>128094350Нет
>>128094605Почему?
>>128093612You basically prepare for exams, Ivan.
Hello, guys, who are main here?
>>128094796Потому что in перед privately не ставится
>>128095164Me. What did you want?
>>128095379Op ia retarded as fuck
>>128095480I ban you from this ITT thread.
>>128095379I just want to talk to you, because your english is good, isn't it?
>>128095701Ban ur mom for sucking over 9000 cocks, retard
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Hello, guys. I dont speak english. Because i very bad study in school. I dont know what to say. Rate my english from 1 to 5.
>>128096412Это какой амебой надо быть чтоб даж с ютуба не набить себе скилл
Can I use cold bakkardi and cold cola instead of ice?
>>128086456 (OP)I've been waiting for this thread for a long time. Talk dirty to me you nasty fuckers!
>>128086456 (OP)op - huy
>>128096623Like me, obviously same.
>>128096980Кухня, туалет xDxDxd
>>128086456 (OP)тупые пиндосы бля...
>>128097173I can't understand this barbaric language.
>>128097109Pls, fuck out retard
>>128096980No one will. I know you
>>128096980I sorta don't get it, do you want us to be polite and nice? We already are.
>>128097332You're probably right, but it happened before. I've actually had a rather long and profound dirty talk in one of the last threads. >>128097423What part of "talk dirty to me" are not getting? Alright, let me explain what I want in greater detail. I want you to talk to me like you would talk to a filthy whore during kinky sex.
>>128097829Kitchen, toilet, most dirtiest i know xdxdx
>>128097829>talk to me like you would talk to a filthy whoreI can't imagine this.I'm too beta for talking dirty even on the Internet.
>>128098656It is called Omega
>>128098656Well, you watch porn don't you? Try to imitate the way people talk during sex in porn.
>>128092505Hey guys, here tyan itt! If thread gain 300 posts I'll show boobs.
>>128086456 (OP)3
>>128098843In English they call it beta.>>128098851I watch it on mute.
>>128099192What's wrong with you? Who mutes porn? I mean, moans and other sex related sounds are crucial parts of the experience, they contribute towards sexual arousal so much!
>>128086456 (OP)SOSI PISOS!
>>128099511But 3D moans and shouts seem too disgusting for me.
>>128099192Shut up u autistic kiddo and don't tell me how they call it. U better check ur cheek for my massive cock
sup b howdy
>>128099679You are weird. And that comes from a guy who asks people to insult him on the internet and jerks off in the process.
>>128099511It doesn't for me. And those moans sound so fake for the most part.
>>128086456 (OP)What kind of faggotry is this?
>>128099976It's not faggotry, it's fuckery.
>>128099952There's a lot of pretty authentic porn out there.
All this talk has gone horribly wrong.
>>128099897No, it's okay to ask people to insult you on internet. We all somehow ask for this, typing our posts.
Really fucking wrong.
>>128100052Thread rules are for retards, right?
>>128100717Of course! Do you even realize where we are?
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>>128102975dickump
>>128086456 (OP)But Edgar from Deutschland
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>>128086456 (OP)Що це тут вiдбуваеться?
Who let the pig in?
gb
>>128109484Це ганьба!
gbf
Fuck you fucker! Fuck you motherfucking fuck!
>>128110085Where did you learn English so well?
>>128110672Inside your mother's ass.
dffff
Школьники могут в Инглиш, вы посмотрите
>>128111342Even schoolboys can english, and you can't. You suck man
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>>128086456 (OP)roll
lets go reading!
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>>128113253nice
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Posting error: there's a word from spam filter in the message.
vocaroo
>>128114441The word is underlined by red, can you see?
Giant douche or sandwich with turd?
>>128114700It's because the spellchecker doesn't know of the word 'vocaroo' you dense fuck.
>>128114843Me fuck? You fuck, you fucking fuck, fuck you!
>>128114700It's browser's built-in spellchecker that underlines the word, not the site, because until I hit the "send" button, it's all local content handled by browser exclusively.
>>128115022No proofs.
Посоны, а что оп написал? Можете пояснить? Я просто не понимаю латиницу.
>>128115113>demands proofsYou were told you should not speak russian here, now prepare to taste my urine.
>>128115132Op is said, that you mustn't talk in Russian language and write in English. Or you can write in shitty-english like me.
>>128115386Что?
>>128115386БЛЯТЬ, я хуйню написал
>>128115537>>128115537
>>128115386Op is said, that you mustn't talk in Russian language, and you must talk in English. Or you can write in shitty-english like me.
>>128115611Так непонятно же ничего.
>>128115702Можно писать че угодно, но только на английском
>>128115697Да, кстати. Не надо ставить из после оп.
>>128115799Ок пасиб
I know that my engrish is shit but I still will be a grammarnazi.
>>128115132>Я просто не понимаю латиницу. ИНГЛИШ ТРЕДДа Рулз:1. Ю ду нот райт энисинг ин Рашн2. Ю ДУ НОТ райт энисинг ин Рашн3. Иф ю ду райт самсинг ин комми спик, ю гет ёр фейс писсед он иммидиэтли4. Дон'т коррект эниван'c мистейкс анлесс аскед ту. Иф ю ду, ю гет ёр... ю'нау ват'лл хэппен.5. Гиббериш лайк "сасай пиндос обама чмо" из нот велкомд. Ху кэйрс тхо6. Дон'т пут "тхо" эт зе энд оф ёр эври ласт сентенс синкинг ит мейкс ю саунд лесс ранглиши. Ит дазн'т тхо7. Зер ар ноу рулз рили, ду ватевер зе фак ю вонт8. Роллз арн'т форбидден9. Зис из зе мост ритардед тхреад он /би/0. Ю'р велком
>>128115132Правила:1. Не писать по-русски2. Вообще не писать по-русски прим. пер.: это отсылка к БК3. Если всё же напишешь, получишь струю урины на лицо4. Не исправляй ошибки у других, если не просят. Будешь так делать - получишь струю... нутыпонел5. Шитпостинг типа "sasai pindos obama chmo" не приветствуется. Хотя кому не похуй...6. Не пиши though в конце каждого предложения, думая что от этого ты будешь звучать более "по-английски". Не будешь, though прим. пер.: though - слово-паразит, которое часто ставится в конце предложения и которым многие злоупотребляют, чтобы быть как настоящий йоба американец7. На самом деле никаких правил нет, делай что вздумается8. Роллы не запрещены9. Это самый ретарднутый тред в /b/0. Добро пожаловать
>>128116057You will be the most pitiful grammarnazi ever.
Сами писас, чмоха
Sasi OP chlenodevka
shit
Dick
Op your mama saset u kavkazcev
>>128116434Sorta like the picrelated, mate?
>>128115859Так и знал
>>128116696Kinda so. Do you like the image?
Op what a moron you are. Find some one who can write proper english for you.
Как начать учить английский с нуля самому? Просто из школьного курса не помню нихуя, только читать умею и десяток простейших слов знаю. Посоветуйте годных книг, курсов и просто советов.Заебало быть отрезанным от мира.
>>128116779You whole sentence is a mess, it should be somewhat like:>Op said you may not chat in Russian and you must post in English. Or you can write in a broken English like I do.
>>128116835Which? The Indian nazi or the pugs?Imma keep all, for scientific research. Oh who am I kidding, just because pugs are adorable. And I'd say that 'scientific research' is usually the stylish way to say that you will fap to it. But I severely doubt many people choke their snake to images of potato-shaped dogs or Indian nazi. Then again, whatever floats your boat...
>>128117098Just go to krautchan.net/int/
>>128117098Самое простое - надачивай сериалы с сабами. Будет полегче учить язык когда дойдут руки до полноценного обучения. Можешь смотреть каких-будь поней, там язык простой, по крайней мере достаточно прост чтобы ЦА могли понять его без вопрошания большого братика о том чо это было да слово.
>>128117463Да епта. Надрачивай.*
>>128117268The nazi, of course.
>>128117463Я не смотрю сериалы и аниме:с
>>128117638Oh, definitely. I'll keep it to calm the calamity that is my manly mammals whenever some 8chan's /pol visitors promise a fuckton of greatness. Since, well. Most of them look like the frequent visitor of designated shitting streets on the pic. However the truth is probably less great than a Nazi Indian proud of his political views. Probably nobody told the guy the West not exactly, ah, likes the swastika. Too edgy for them, probably. Whole twenty of edges.
>>128118048А в игрульки играешь? Кино смотришь?
>>128118205Manly mammaries*
>>128118048What a worthless piece of shit you are! Now download all series of Sailormoon and don't even dare to stand up from you chair until you watch it all, you nasty son of bitch!
>>128118205As I thought.
>>128118462Hm? What did you expect?
>>128118522Exactly what you wrote. You like the image.
>>128118265Игрульки играю, кино редко смотрю.Но в игрульках проблематично учить ибо играю либо, во, что то динамичное где времени думать и переводить нету или в рпг где и язык сложнее и игра превратится в пытку если переводить эти тонны графомании.Эх засада какая то.А кино смотрю раз в полгода.
>>128118608Well, it has just the right amount of absurdity to make it good. Have a photo of me being hand deep in some hairy pussy.
>>128118775Ну можешь поставить себе англ озвучку в игрульках. Ориентироваться с сабами научишься со временем.
Пидорасы подпендоски охуели чтоле????7Пиздуйте в лингвач, мрази.
>>128119107Nice pussy. Is it yours?
>>128119891make me
Me like Yong lean.
>>128120639It is indeed.
>>128086456 (OP)АХАХА ПИНДОСНЯ ТУПАЯ ПОШЛИ НАХУЙ ОТ СЮДА
>>128121822Do you really think anybody here able to decrypt your potato runes? Fuck off, bitch.
>>128121962ЗАВАЛИ ЕБАЛО СВОЁ ПИНДОСНЯ ТУПАЯ ИДИ У ОБАМЫ СОСИ ЕБЛОИД
>>128122088Speak English or go fuck yourself.
>>128122088stfu
Here's your pug
>>128122338ПОШЕЛ НАХУЙ ЖИВОТНОЕ ГОВОРИ ПО ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИ ХОТЯБЫ ДАУН БЛЯ АХАХАХА
>>128086456 (OP)оу, комон, нот вис тред агнейн
Is there are ginger pugs in real world? I never seen them.
>>128122719Шпрехен зи инглиш, копытное?
>>128122863джиндерс аре ворс вен джус
>>128122895со ду ю, ай си
おはようございます
>>128123070No you don't.
>>128123232но Ю донт
ху из зе онли нэйшон ин зе хоул ворлд, ху донт спик северал лэнгвиджез? американцы, блджад
>>128121962>potato runesYou owe me new sides, ya arse.