>>129063933 (OP)
>correcting each other mistakes
I think that "each other's mistakes" would be more correct.

bump

I think I will fuck my essay up.

Wow, nice to see this thread!
the OP of most classic English threads & author of Da Rules

>>129065075
On what subject your essay is? Why are you so pessimistic about it?

Sup,2ch, I am the native english speaker and I'm very dissapointed with the level of speaking my mother - tongue on this board/

Ёбаные дебилы был бы я нативом на инглише обоссал бы вас всех. А так просто противно смотреть на этот цирк.

>>129063933 (OP)
ебланы

>>129066152
Go ahead! Impress us!

>>129066475
Иди свой хуй впечатли. Нахуй мне биссер перед свиньями метать. С вами и так всё ясно.

>>129066606
It's because you're faggot.

http://boards.4chan.org/b/
Уёбывай сюда и учи инглиш ,нахуй сдесь сидеть?

>>129066085
>the native speaker
I see

>>129066812
Такой ответ я и ожидал. вместо занятия всякой хуйнёй лучше иди инглиш подучи бездарь ёбаный.

>>129065854
It's foreigh languagesactually, only one, english, and ofc i'm not a native speaker.

>>129065833
Glad to hear that! Bring "Da rules" here, it'd be nice to get acquainted with them.

>>129067044
I'm not that guy, but there's no point. No one pays any attention whatsoever. We already have one "дибилы ибать, на сваем пиндоском чета пиздят, далбаебы, сажи))))))" dumbfuck, and the thread has started a few minutes ago

>>129067044

1. You do not write anything in Russian
2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian
3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately
4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen
5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though
6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though
7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want
8. Rolls aren't forbidden
9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/
0. You're welcome

>>129063933 (OP)
op - hui
/thread

>>129067232
Such trolls is literally in every thread and what they need is us to pay attention to them. What we should do is just ignore their posts, thats all!

>>129064638
no one gives a fuck about your opinion, your dickhead

>>129067917
Mine?

>>129063933 (OP)
>any topics
>its ends up correcting
fixed rectified these minor oversights of yours. Thank me not, m'lord

>>129066152
>был бы я нативом
>был бы
But you aren't, that's because you mad bro )))))))

Ёбаные деграданты идите нахуй уже. Знатоки английского 3 класса мухосранска. Пиздец.

>>129068090
You are my savior, i don't even know how to thank you rightly...

>>129068123
Да, но не на ваш тред. Вы просто кучка даунов и на вас злиться даже глупо.

>>129068234
Отсоси ему.

Using English as my primary language for nearly a year.
Y'all can ask your questions and shit.

But i've got to warn you, by dear sweet fellow grammar-nazi boys, for it doesn't mean it's flawless, my English, that is.

пиндосы ёбаные уёбывайте нахуй обратно к себе в пиндоссию сука уууу мы по вам ещё ракетой ебанём!! ух, обязательно ебанём!

Tomorrow in my english exam.Tell me how to write a letter to the beginning

ИЗ ЗАПАДНОГО АНУСА ВСЕ ЖРЕТЕ ВЫ ГОВНО
ЗА КОКА КОЛУ СРАНУЮ ПРОДАЛИСЬ ВЫ ДАВНО
ПОДСТИЛКИ ПОДПИНДОСНЫЕ ДАДИМ ВАМ ПОСОСАТЬ
И ЗНАТЬ ТОГДА ВЫ БУДЕТЕ, КАК АНУС ИМ ЛИЗАТЬ

СОСЕТСЯ КАК? СВОЙ АНУС НЕ ПОРВАЛИ?
ГОВНО ВСЕ ЖРЕТЕ? В ЖОПУ ВАС ЕБАЛИ?
ЛЕГЛИ ПОД ЗАПАД, В ЖОПУ ИМ ДАЕТЕ
ПОДСТИЛКИ. АНУС. ЛИЖИТЕ. СОСЕТЕ

Hi guys, have a nice evening

>>129063933 (OP)
>any topic are
> its turns
> each other mistakes
> who's english
И сразу получил за щеку, школьник.

Just for fun: how a native speaker would have put the OP post.

> Hey /b/. In this thread we speak English only. You can discuss anything you like, anyway we'll all end up correcting one another's mistakes and arguing whose English is better. That being said, let's go ahead!

>>129068449
Hi anon, how was your day?

Лэээ, всем здорова, как дила? Научите по америкоски шпарить или нахуй шлите

>>129068300
So uh, where did you go?

>>129068526
Native speaker? Where are you from?

>>129063933 (OP)
fok u leather man

>>129068657
Nay, I'm a Russian Ivan. Still, my level of proficiency is comparable to the one of a native speaker.

>>129068544
Thank you very match. My day was very sad, but I believe all be better. Maybe not, but I believe. And you?

>>129068526
Hi /b/. Welcome to the one and only, English thread! You're free to discuss anything you want, after all the sole purpose of this thread is pointing out people's flaws and grammar mistakes and arguing about whose English is better. So, without further ado, let's begin!

will this do?

>>129068652
You mean school or what?

Oh fuck, I'm unable to understand all the articles, where should i put "the" and there is"a/an" place?

Hail, Ukrainian guy here. Ask your answers.

>>129068910
I mean country/state

>>129068866
What has happened today or what have you been thinking about?
Mine was pretty ok, I've passed an exam on Spanish and I've made some other useless stuff, but I'm still feeling anxious and dissatisfied

>>129069032You suck dicks, don't you? What about making barrels?

>>129069183
So, let me get it straight, you want to know where did i started my tractor to, right?

>>129069205
Tienes que decir donde el estudia.

>>129068243
So why then? I guess, it's because you can't even write basic stuff we commmunicate here.

>>129069319
*start
instafix

>>129069238
Lmao, I'm not going to please you.

>>129069319
>Did I started
Ok i got it, forget it

>>129068892
Sounds natural except for this
>people's flaws
it translates to недостатки людей, not ошибки.
And I have no idea why you put that comma before "English thread."

I woke up like this.

>>129068610
>>129068610
Нет ты не понял, я знаю инглиш, но этого недостаточно я хочу говорить и думать на нём, а это уже совсем другой проще говоря я жалею что не натив. Вот и всё.

>>129069446
It stands for an intriguing pause

>>129069331
>>129069331
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>>129069552
>>129069552

>>129069408
Judging by your reading abilities, all you got is dyslexia.

I fixed it a few seconds after writing the initial post
>>129069344

>>129069205
I think about my life, future and parents. This mind was very sad. I tired from my life, but.. But.

>>129069734
Oh lol, not this, fixed

>>129068526
Thanks for correcting! What would you recommend to improve the level of command of english? Literature, or online courses maybe?

>>129069709
If you're ever capable of saying "did I started" no matter if you fixed it a second later, the one with dyslexia is you.

>>129070011
I'm reading "iam" like "now" in Latin. Whats's wrong with me?

>>129069327
¿Quién es el? ¿O tú hablas sobre me? Lo siento pero no hablo bien porque he aprendido el español sólo por un año

>>129069764
It's ok not to know what to do in an own life, I'm looking for the right path for me too

>>129070211
One day i was talking to a murrican guy on facebook and he wrote "democratic" instead of "demographic". Another guy i know often confuses "weather" with "whether". He is from US of A as well, yep.
Must be hard, being unable to find someone as good in English as you, even among native speakers, eh?

>>129063933 (OP)
онли инглишь плз? онли ингишь плз? ОНЛИ ИГЛИШЬ ПЛЗ?! ОНЛИ ИНГЛИШЬ ПЛЗ!? ОНЛИИИИИ ИНГЛИИШЬ ПЛЗ!!!!?

>>129070704
GTFO of here, russian retard.

>>129070477
По-русски тоже многие путают надеть и одеть, "вообщем" и прочие "в крации", но никто не скажет "это синий машина" или "я делать твой мама". Есть нейтивские ошибки, а есть те которые сделает только форейнер. Did I started относится ко второму типу

>>129070842
++. You are absolutely right, dude.

>>129070387
But found this road very hardly and tiredly (hm.. this adjective very strange with this okonchaniyami ending.

>>129070842
As you've probably noticed, i never said i am a native speaker. Neither did i say that my English is flawless and.
See, being able to correct people on imageboards is very well and all, but can you actually speak in real life? Nothing personal, just something to mull over for you.

And yes, i do sometimes write shit like "синий машина". E.g., first i was about to write "синий автомобиль", then replaced the second word by "машина", but whoops, forgot to correct the adjective. I'm very careless, you see

>>129070704
Онли инглишь плз, хули тебе неясно, сука?

>>129070986
Yeah because these adjectives don't match to your expression soap
hardly is the same as barely like when you can HARDLY get something so there is a little posibility to get a thing and tiredly is a way of a condition like you did something tiredly so you did something with the tiredness in your movements
sorry but i don't speak english well enough so i may be mistaken too
And talking about the subject of a topic - you own the only life so you can choose to look for a path or not to do it and to sit in one position slowly rotting. Noone says that like is easy

Fuck bitch fuck bitch fuck fuck bitch
smoke weed
weoke smed
smoke the cocke
drink the beer

>>129069975
Anyone else maybe help me on that?

>>129071907
is that all the english you know

>>129071907
smok da cock

>>129071971
It depends on what you expect to see as a result. If you want to start to speak fluently then you're better to make an account in interpals or in a site like that and just to start to speak to the foreigners every day of your fucking life
Or just to start to read as much stuff in english as it possible
I mean if you don't need any specific (?)lexis

>>129072412
fuck da police

>>129072294
Pushi okudasay

>>129068090
Can you, please, make it more clear:
-why "topics", why "topic" isn't suitable?
-why "turns out" don't go?
I understand that this sounds not native, but it doesn't mean not correct in grammatical sense, right?

>>129069552
> я хочу говорить и думать на нём
According to studies (it's still hypothesis though), you can't if you older than 12. The more early you start the bigger chance to become fluent like native, but after 12 it's not possible.

>>129074104
>The more early you start the bigger chance
The bigger the chance
fastfix

>>129072466
I already knew all specific lexic I have to know, the problem is to formulate a sentence not only grammatically correct, but also as to not be percieved as foreigner.
I think translation to english would help that, if you have anyone to proofread your texts. Reading helps too, but not so - remember how much we write and was corrected by teachers in our school days when we studied our mother tonque.

>>129064638
You are right, cunt.

>topic are
>welcomed
>its turns
>who's

Here come dat boi!!o shit waddup!!

I fuck yoy all bitches suck my dick yeahhhh american

Alle Engländer sind schon eingeschlafen. Sprechen wir mal Deutsch!

Hi lady's. Wana some crack? Dirty sluts.

What the fuck ebat
Prepare your anus because i fuck hard like a tractor
Captcha fuck your abu faggot goddamn

>>129076587
Abu is a monkey on a dildo, jumping for a fucking coin.

>>129076417
Keine Deutsche hier. Und das gefaellt mir, ehrlich zu sein.

>>129076135
>>129076301
>>129076417
>>129076511
>>129076587
I was busy and cared about this thread might be dead. Thanks for constant bumping!

Is there anyone who passed IELTF or TOEFL exams? I have a few questions.

Germans, gtfo this thread, didi vaevale

>>129074859
>how much we write
wrote
slowfix

>>129076904
Leck mich am Schwantz, du Fotze.

>>129076840
No problems

>>129063933 (OP)
Оп хуй, слва руси.

>>129076956
I don't understand, you're fuckin dog

Polska - best language in the universe. You can't argue with this.

>>129076964
OP is dickhead, glory to Russ!
Correct you, do not thank me.
We are on english thread, motherfucker!

>>129077245
Kurwa perdole

Yeaaah my pussy is wet, pleasss fuck me <3 mr

>>129077748
Mine it too
I'd lick yours :3

Hallo biches, wyh there isn't PRO MLG GAMER 420 in zis thread?

>>129076849
I can't help with that, only i can recommend you to search on torrents - it's pretty much stuff on that subject there.
What's purpose are you pursuing taking this exam?

>>129078722
fucken lold

Bump

Bump

Hi dudes how is it going

I see no perspectives for me again

>>129067793
А просто написать "не кормите тролля" сложно что ли, уеба?

>>129082432
Don't feed a troll.

>>129082821
>a troll
Don't feed trolls would be ,ore correct.
selffix

>>129082920
>ore
more
*quickfix

in my conutry we usualy say rot ebal to everybody
хуевый я англичанин