Welcome to the one and only official English thread!Da Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
сука что за лажа
лол, пасскодоблядь
>>129252541Безпасскодный, плз.
>>129252541Если масштаб сделать 80%, то всё в одну линию.
>>129252505 (OP)>07:37:15Way to go, mate.
Idi nahooj eblan ebanij
Hi dvatch, i'm the sea snail.
The way it looks if your monitor isn't CRT shit with 800x600 resolution.
pokakal v tred passkodoblyadkarun with the piss faggy one!
>>129252505 (OP)>what'llА вот с этого места поподробнее.
>>129252642Mine is 1440x900. Looks fucked up.
>>129252698Ctrl+ScrollВверх
>>129252698Ctrl + -
>>129252690that's a common contraction. As common as "what're" / "it'd've" / s for does (what's it mean?). Learn some English m8
>>129252505 (OP)Залетный пасссссскодышь.Сагаем тред школьника!
roll
Сажа пасскодоблядку.
Кееек
>>129252716>>129252726Do I have to view the thread zoomed out? The font is too small, kinda hard to read.
Сажа
>>129252505 (OP)How can I learn english?
Whatever the hell.I'm about to have an exam, but i'm scrolling this piece of shit.Impress me now.
>>129252806>>129252782>>129252772>>129252764calm down m8. I know you're being jealous cause you can't speak the language of lords
>>129252923Did you know that sage bumps the thread if it was created through a passcode?
So what do you want?Do you want me to tell you a story?I can do that. I moved to the UK with my parents when I was four. My dad was from Leicester, in fact he still might be for all I know, since he left my mum two years after we got there.I studied both in London and in Moscow, since mum wanted me to have some semblance of an identity and also keep in touch with the Russian branch of my fam.Anyway, being a big kike, she wanted me to become a lawyer or a businessman of some sort, so I got into a business school right after my a-levels. Didn't like that much, but I did get an ACCA degree, accounting was alright.So after working as a CA for two years I realised there was more money to be made in Russia than in UK, so I moved back to live in our Moscow flat for a couple years.
London is the kapital of Greit Britan/
>>129252505 (OP)roll
>>129252981>there was more money to be made in Russia than in UKoh well
>>129252746I know english you fucking cunt.
>>129252981Registered a company as well, thought I'd try my hand at investment financing.Hired a couple Russian blokes (one economist and one trader) from London and started up with a small loan. We invited Russian construction companies to UK, introduced them to big export credit banks and got them credit lines to build their shit in Russia (factories, food processing plants etc). The credits were covered by ECGD (now UK export finance), so basically if the russians didn't get the money back, the government would cover the return for the bank.Worked for ten years in that, until the Crimea situation, when police started paying visits to our Russian partners to find out why they don't go to Sber for credit lines (because their conditions suck?).
>>129253030no you don't
Sage bidlo
>>129253047So because of the sanctions, all export credit lines to Russia stopped.Anyhow, the money stopped, the contracts stopped and my mum got diagnosed with non-Hodgekins, so I lost basically everything (never get cancer in UK, it's shite).So now I've moved back to my Moscow flat, couldn't afford the rent in London (paid £1,200 for seven years for a one bedroom, can you imagine that shit?).Started anew, just registered a company here. I'm 34 and no beard, in case you're wondering. No, I'm not Chichvarkin, but I met him multiple times. Happy to answer any questions you might have. I speak with an East London accent and I do make more typing errors when I type in Russian.
>>129253056So you too then.
>>129253058Dva chaya etomu sage!
>>129253060Sorry I had to post this in three part btw, apparently my post contained some spam-filtered words, maybe the names of the banks I used to work with? Never mind.
Xyu xyu
>>129253068it should be "so you either then." We use either instead of too in negative sentences you dummy
Fucking Clonazepam! They should be fucking kidding me! "Know Lithium better than your partner", "SSRIs are the things to know", "typical and atypical antipsychotics are your best friends"! And after these hints they give bloody benzodiazepines?! Assholes!
>>129253096Never сука mind пишется слитно, ебучий англичанин ебливый.
Well, fuck this thread
>>129253117Вот сейчас я реально проиграл.
Kurwa mat
>>129253117так что вы ни тогда
>>129253149Ya pierdole!
>>129253117No it shouldn't."You also" or "you as well."
>>129253124В альбоме нирваны специально написано слитно. Какой же ты даун, ору с тебя
>>129253170now you tell me why "either" doesn't work.
>>129253124Did you get that off your favourite shitty grunge record cover, twatface mcshitecunt? Два разных выражения, горячую залупу тебе за воротник, еба
Сажи
>>129253201Because either is used to replace "both" or differentiate between two options.There were trees on either side of the road.You are either uneducated or just stupid.I don't want anything to do with either of them.It's never, ever used to just make a statement about something another person IS AS WELL.You always use it to state "you either this, or you that", never to just "you either" and end it on that, because it's an incomplete sentence you absolute lobster.
>>129253425guys, what is this language he speaking?
>>129252505 (OP)>whatever the fuck you wantwhat the fuck ever will fit much better.K, I'm here, what do I do?
>>129253477Let's make out.
>>129253117Наркотиков въебал?"Neither do you."
> You do not write anything in RussianСоси хуй, пидор.
>>129253375Are you saying that "I don't want it either" is incorrect?http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/104187/is-it-correct-to-use-either-and-too-interchangeablyLet me quote the line that proves you wrong>..."I don't want it either" are both standard and common.He also gives a usage example:>I don't like him, and I don't like her either.Fuck you man, fuck you.
>>129252505 (OP)саганул уебана
>>129253512My phrase is still correct. I'm surprised that you guys don't know such basic shit.
>>129252505 (OP)da ro va
>>129253509No, thanks. There is no girls in teh internets anyway.
Hello I am russian from russia and I hate you american shits hail to the lord putin fuck obama
>>129253477The OP has been proofread by a native speaker. You can fuck off with your shitty corrections.
>>129252505 (OP)Че у тя написано? Нихуя не понятна же
>>129253658Your phrase sounds like it's been written by a fucking drug abuser. Probably because it's missing a verb.
>>129253594>>129253658I wasn't saying anything of the sort. You need a negative verb to use "either".Fuck you back.
>>129253761Google "me either.""you either" works the same way>"Me either" is used to agree with a negative statement.
>>129253845Those are all negative sentences. Nice try with the google though.http://site.uit.no/english/grammar/either-and-neither/
>>129253845Yours was positive - "so you either"If you wanted to make it negative it should've been "so you DON'T either".
Suck obamkas dick stupid gayropean shillsWe won WW2 and killed Hitler and we will kill every of your nazi apes
>>129253845>"so you either then"Is sick. Period.
>>129253933>Yours was positive - "so you either"It wasn't. Here's the dialogue this shitstorm started with:>I know English>no you don't>so you too then>it's "you either" dense fuck
>>129253751But will I? Protip: I won't. Go fuck yourself, m8.
>>129252505 (OP)Fuck you.
Do we roll these fancy numbers in OP post?
>>129254133Your aids ridden mommy must be stoned to death and fed to hyenas, as well as you.
>>129254226 we can but what for?
>>129254110What are you even on about at this point.I think you've confused yourself a bit there ladm8.Your statement was positive."You too then" is positive. You can't use either in a positive sentence. You have to make it negative by making it "you DON'T either then".I think it's a bit too early in the morn for you.
>>129254204Fuck you.
>>129254230>must be stoned to deathGonna need a shitload of weed for that.
>>129254271I meant throwing stones at her until she dies.
>>129254260
>>129254110Oh and it's not a shitstorm, you're just a bit of a spastic but it's alright
>>129254248For the sake of uncontrollable instinct of rolling every time you see a list of 0-9 numbers.
>>129252505 (OP)Россия для русских
>>129254326You gaylord.
>>129254259It was a reply to a negative sentence, so we have to use either instead of too. Come on, I'm sure you're not that stupid... just a bit but it's fine
>>129254391>eitherneither
>>129254419hueither
>>129254310>native speaker>throwing stones as punishment>Allah is a bicycleGo on, I'm curious.
>>129254379These guys agree with you.
>>129252505 (OP)Судя по этим тупым предложениям это не ангельский.
>>129254391"It was a reply to a negative sentence." Read what you just wrote. Just read it out loud, in a stupid voice.You've replied to a negative sentence with a positive one.And used either in it.Incorrectly. Read what you just wrote again and again until the stars cold light dims on this godforsaken planet.You are such a div.
>>129254444The fuck'd I just read?nice quads tho
>>129254480Learn Russian, joke was lost due to language barrier. Tip: what's dimunitive for "bicycle" in Russian?
>>129254433You use microwave to heat water right?
Слыш ты, хуило, будешь мне тут указывать на моих двощах, писать на русском или не писать тут.
>>129252857I am learning it on www.duolingo.com. But i have finished all exercises and i don't know what to do next.
>>129254468I know I was wrong but I won't agree with you because you're an asshole.
>>129254564НОУ Ю ДОНТЮ ТУ ДОНТ CЕНКЬЮ ВЕРИ МАЧ :D
>>129254538слыш
Уссываюсь с замкадышной бляди, делающей вид, что умеет в ангельский. Ссал тебе в ебало, пидорашка
>>129252505 (OP)what runglishy means ?
>>129254595:DDD
>>129254480Word 'great' and slang term for 'bike' are homonyms in Russian.
Are you a native speaker, mr. TS? If no, what resources would you recommend kindly for us humble peasants to be able to even barely touch the unembraceable prosperity of chosen ones, who can juggle words of this lord's language as a native one. (Feel free to correct me, this will help way more than doing nothing).
>>129254630>homophones
>>129254624It's when you write in Russian using English words.
>>129254538вот всегда интересно было как такой даун размшлял когда решил написать в такой тред такую хуйнюТипа такОХОХО ща я тут напишу хуйню для траленка канешн на русском ттут же англотред, а я кароч всих тральну написав на рузкам, и еще кароч как быдлан надо типа ета мой двощ а мне тут никто не можут указывать сру где хочу. ахаха ух какой я траляка у них же там бомбанет нахуй, надо както помягче мб, а не , ъотя и так сойдет.
>>129252505 (OP)
>>129254692бамбануло))
>>129252505 (OP)Is you of suckings dicks, homosex?
>>129254791You gaylord.
>>129254692Ебать ты подгорелец. Беги, охлаждайся и зашивайся
>>129254820You is of suckings dicks. Must be of shamings you bydlo peedor you
>>129254791> Is you of> Is> ofSjebal iz treda, ssanyi vatnik.
>>129254905huy sasi
>>129254883You mangled boil-brainde pigeon egg.
>>129254615Уссываюсь с людей, использующих слово "замкадыш".
>>129252505 (OP)Sosi hui, bydlo zapadodrocherskoe.
>>129252505 (OP)Are you a native speaker, mr. TS? If no, what resources would you recommend kindly for us humble peasants to be able to even barely touch the unembraceable prosperity of chosen ones, who can juggle words of this lord's language as a native one. (Feel free to correct me, this will help way more than doing nothing).
>>129255066Замкадыш, плееееез...
>>129252505 (OP)Hey buddy, you pick the wrong door, a leather club is two blocks down.
>>129252505 (OP)Пасскодная сага за счёт заведения.
>>129255144You're using commas like a Russian. Stop doing that.
>>129255637Даже две
>>129255637
bump
sasai pindos obama chmo though
>>129252505 (OP)Roll
Hey bois, do you watch any letsplayers? Singeing the goodnotoe to the bydlo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olu92FM87HIThis guy was one of the main reasons ive learned english, i just love his voice, though.
>>129252505 (OP)Обоссал рыльце пасскодобляди.
Thought>>129253117>4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to.I thought this is a nice english thread but looks like more like OP-faggot's own plase to show himself. Everyone look at me, i'm so cool i can speak english better then you oh yeah fap fap fap. Fuck you!
>>129258553He's the one who started it all. See >>129252690
>>129252505 (OP)ОП пидор, тред нихуя ни о чём. Ебал мамку ОПа
Someone keep the thread up. I'll be out for a while.
