Welcome to the only and one official English thread!What we have here:- discussions about anything in English- learning tips and tricks- questions & answers about grammar and word usageWhat we don't have here:- shitstorms about politics and history- pointing out mistakes without being asked to- trash messages like "fak ur mom pindos ebany"
instant bump
bump
How do you like the new header, by the way? People seemed kinda tired of Da Rules, so I've made a new one.
Well, pug is Chinese dog. Sage to shiteater
>>129470744The pug is a French bulldog.It would be more relevant to post English bulldogs in an English fucking thread, but they look hideous. Pugs, on the contrary, are cute.
>>129470576 (OP)Че?
>>129470576 (OP)ну мопсы то реально охуенные
Ahoy!Whatcha think 'bout Memrise&Anki? What keeps you motivated to study this simple, yet elegant tongue?
What accent dya stick to? And what woulda rather have?
Why does every person I kno in the interwebs point out how fucked up cyrrilic letters are? Ain't it easy to figure out what meaning each one has?
>>129474214>>129474239>>129474263Hey, I remember you.You posted exactly the same things yesterday.
>ококофутбольные фанаты пиздятся >время создать великобританский тред
>>129474214>>129474239>>129474263Stop writing like this, please.
>>129474397What's wrong, sugar?
>>129474423You're pretty much of a faggot.
>>129474263>Ain't it easy to figure out what meaning each one has?>Ф>Я>Ш>У>Ь>Ю>Ы>easy to figure out
>>129474397I mean, it pretty much seems that even op has forlorn this thread, and all you are capable of doing is simply debuff to answer the questions because they are written in a colloquial way?How disrespectful of yours it is, young lad.
>>129474443Oh, such a witty retort for a cuntboyDo you have anything to say that would include having any semantics whatsoever?
This is awkward.
Op is a faggot./thread
AAAAA CYKA BLUAD IDI NAHOOY
I will take it as a no.This thread is doomed to drown in shit, because this board is filled with uneducated, poorly-mannered 14-yr olds.
>>129474557What meaning do you put in 'this'?
>>129474610This whole situation.
тест
PUTIN VODKA BALALAYKA
>>129474627Some random guy called me names for using slang.Nobody's willing to have a dialogue with me.I'd rather have to concur with you.This indeed is extremely awkward.
>>129470576 (OP)Can someone please elaborate about the usage of "have" and articles? I know I can google that shit but would be neat off somebody would explain it in layman terms.1. haveI know "have" is fofr recently happened things, but can it be used in any other cases? I've seen it being used by native speakers even fi the thing has happened long time ago. Examples:I haven't even seen that. <- I suppose it lacks 've after I. Alright, if true, should I pure 've after everything that has things like "seen, been, done" in it in 100% of cases, or there are exceptions? For example, my friend is often uses it so much it starts looking ridiculous (I've wanted to do it but I've decided not to for examle). So, there should I put 've and where not?2. ArticlesI know the is for defined things, a/an are for undefined. But sometimes I wonder if an article should be there at all. Examples:My dog uses a large dildo to fuck itself in the shitter but my cat thinks.If you have enough lube, do a proper spelunking into the depth of the cat's butt.Make sure the cat's anus is properly tendered so the chance of an attaack by the enraged cat is minimal.Give me the same dildo you used.Thanks for taking your time (although I will probably be rightfully told to GTFO to google like to a lazy fuckface I am.
Seems like somebody's copying yesterday's thread post by post http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:41N3R93glFYJ:https://2ch.hk/b/res/129420058.html and this is fucking creepy
>>129470576 (OP)В рот твою мать ебал, пидор грязный. А мопсы пиздатые.
нахуй пшел отсюда, выблядок паскодный.
На форчан, быдло
fak ur mom pindos ebany)))
Hi guys! The weather in DC is awful, so can anyone bump with beautiful pics of summer there?
Как понимать что Вы пишете? за месяц
>>129477378Da
drochite moi hui sebe v rot
>>129477483Эй, дружок-пирожок, тобой выбрана неправильная дверь.
>>129477483$Π/_\$|b°
ไม่ระบุชื่อ ที่นี่ เรียนภาษาไทย ?
Опять они тут пиздят по-буржуйски.Сажи клятым америкосам.
>>129474239>writing in accentNot sure if retarded or not.
Tactical BUMP
I've been bumping this thread the whole day and no one has come, what the actual fuck?
>>129483426Потому что ваш парашный английский не нужен никому.
>>129483426Its because of bydlo
>>129483595Yesterday's thread was a success. It got 400+ posts. I only had to bump for a few minutes till some anons came and started a discussion.
>>129483426Sup anonNice to meet you
>>129483793nice to fuck your mom`s corpse ahahahahahah u understand? Ur mom is dead ahahahahaha
>>129483426I've come tebe za cheek, check.By the way, what's the best way to say "сделал X тебе за щеку" in English?
>>129483859No, yours <3
Playing with English people in Smite, but they use strange words. I'm tired of this shit. :/
>>129483940There's no way to say it in English. It's something only we have. soobrazhalka-to works
>>129483859I hope you die in pain, twatfuck
>>129484034What is Smite?
>>129484275I have also always wondered how one says "ебать в жопу/рот/пизду" - "fuck in the ass" or "fuck one's ass" or somehow else?
>>129474239No fucking idea about what accent I have, but I'd prefer cockney or some traditional british.
>>129474971I've = I haveIsn't that obvoius?
>>129483753Today is the Day of Russia, didin't you forget? Speaking in English is highly unpatriotic. Writing this post makes me want to puke.
>>129470576 (OP)fak ur mom pindos ebany
Sosi pisos
>>129484789I am not a patriot, i hate this fucking country, i hate pidorussia! I want to move to US!
>>129484891Are you 14?
>>129484891Then go for it! Nobody gives a single one about you here, go and leave! What, are you too young to have a visa?
>>129484978No. I am 15.
>>129485005>young to have a visaUnfortunately, you are right.
>>129484439>"fuck in the ass" or "fuck one's ass"Both are fine
>>129474239RP russian pronounciationTo be serious, I've never tried to speak English in real life, so I have no idea how bad my accent is, but I guess it's terrible.I prefer GA though. RP is shit. "I mide a mistike" lol. Them brits, they's faggots.
>>129486337What do you have against the British, you murrican shite?Threadly reminder that the USA is no more than another English colony.
Am I the only one who wants to punch whoever says "not sure" instead of "don't know" just to sound more American?
>>129486775You're not, really. I also feel like beating somebody up when they end their sentences with "though" or "really."
>>129486337>I mide a mistikeu wot m8There's nothing like that in RP. You might be confusing it with Australian. They're capable of saying "I mide ah mistike" and don't even feel bad for that.
I'm fucking tired of talking to myself. Fuck you guys, fuck you. One last bump and I leave.
>>129487475UDVAIVAYU
>>129487743I love you
I feel like there are a few anons lurking the thread, but they just don't post anything.
this is one last bump I was talking about. Bye, see you in hell
Well, now when OP is going away, let`s start some conversation.
Hey y'all you are fucking wankers!Suck my dick pls
>>129488162>now thatilliterate fag
>>129488328fuk off nigga
>>129488387what did you say whiteboy?
bump, motherfucker
>>129470576 (OP)Паша, иди нахуй.
