>>135402517 (OP)
бампать всяким говном на бачке когда женщина

>>135402566
What'd you say?

>>135402644
you 39 re you saying

>>135402682
Have you had a stroke man?

>>135402831
had a wonderful dream while lying

о, вы из англии

>>135403192
No, I'm not.

Hello,DvaChe

>>135402517 (OP)
NAHOOY POOTESHESTVOUYI

>>135403295
Sup!
How r ya doin'?

>>135402517 (OP)
Хуй

>>135403351
It sounds like a kind of Mordor dialect.

>>135403387
Say it in engrish you moron!
Read da rules!

fick dich >>135403537

>>135403618
Is it deutch?

>>135403671
deutsch

>>135403671
ja, natürlich deutsch

>>135403715
pls get out of here you german sardelka

>>135403487
It sounds like your mom is getting fucked.

>>135403755
better german than russian in this thread

>>135403229
энд вхере а ю фром?

>>135403807
> your mom is getting fucked.
Well, it is not so bad as you're saying it. I'm glad for her

PINGAS

Wtf where are all these native englishmen who usually visit such threads

>>135403965
айм хиа

>>135404008
Indeed

>>135403965
They're sleeping now cuz they have to attend schoold.

>>135404136
tomorrow is saturday, durachok

>>135404136
Such a pity, they would have been truly saviors

>>135404231
Russian schoolboys go to school even on Saturday.

>>135404231
Saturday is also a day when dvach visitors go to school, my friend

Hi guys. I am playing tf2 now. It is very good game!

>>135404356
Medic!

>>135404301
shit, I forgot

>>135404356
I doubt that

>>135404356
tfwngf-game of my life

ебучие пиндосы и сюда добрались

>>135404530
zrada

>>135404530
I'm not a pindos!

- You tell me. What happened with the thread?
- It sank.

>>135405247
Let's save this thread

>>135405329
What for? Are you OP?

>>135405247
I'm sorry, anon. I don't know what I want to say. I learned english with Dmitry Petrov in YouTube. You can ask me something.

>>135405247
It has sank.

>>135405400
klewer , da?

>>135405353
No, just im so bored and lonely. I want to talking.

>>135405364
studied

fix*

>>135405451
let's talk about cars

>>135405364
>>135405457
> studied on youtube
> still knows English better than me

>>135405424
yes i am!

>>135405451
want to talk

>>135405400
so there shoud've been has happend in this case

>tfw most of you know English much better than my programmer coworkers

>>135405546
> has happend
Nope

>>135405481
why exactly about cars?

>>135405570
> >tfw most of you know English much better than my programmer coworkers
What a dirty lier!
Show us your IELTS/TOEFL certificate, coworker

>>135405617
i just woke up

Let's talk about music! I dick blues music! We don't like children's music! NO-NO-NOOO! And what music are YOU into, anon?

Hi guys. How r u? Can u help me with my language? How i can study english to upper- level? And can i do it without language's schools? Maybe u know helpful courses on coursera?

>>135405630
because somebody in this thread fap on music

>>135405720
I'm into metal,kircore and other genres with dirty, fat and loud distortened guitars.
0000-0000-0000-0-0-0

>>135405802
black metal, grind, mathcore, noisecore, etc

>>135405802
Yeaahh, kircore is for men

Lets talk about tyan

>>135406071
But we don't need no tyan

>>135405767
> Hi guys
Sup!
> How r u?
Not so perfect but who cares. I had a birthday yesterday.
> How i can study english to upper- level?
Depends on what language proficiency level you have got right now.
> And can i do it without language's schools?
Yes. why not?
> Maybe u know helpful courses on coursera?
Just socialize!

>>135406113
r u schoolboy?

>>135406157
> Just socialize!
> 2ch.hk
omg

>>135406071
I'd want to have some relationship with tyans, but it's too difficult to create them.

>>135406181
No, why?

>>135406203
> omg
If you think that dvach is a place for unsocialized virgins, you're wrong.

>>135406276
I wasn't serious, ofc there are a lot of quite different people

Deutsch hat Klasse, Deutsch hat Stil und Romantik und Gefühl

>>135406216
u r right.
our beloved its dvach

>>135406345
Exactly! By saying 'socialzed!' I mean you should talk to people if you want to improve your language skills. Skype, discord, any pay1$-and-talk-with-native-speaker-fromUSA site, whatever you like!

>>135406477
Hurraa, ein Bruder ist gekommen!

>>135406495
You're right. Unfortunately I don't socialize and the gap between my reading (for example) and speaking skills is enormous.

What is your english lvl?
I think my lvl - a1. I know some phrases and i can write simple
sentence.

>>135406724
I can read 4chan without Google Translate, so I would say near C2

>>135406672
No offence but I bet your reading skills are bad too. Could you write your speech on vocaroo? Just read any text

>>135406774
I mean understanding various articles or texts is for me much easier than saying something. I have difficulties when I need to construct sentences quickly, I remember just few words and so on.

>>135406771
Buy the way I read 4chan too, but with google translate. And I often don't understand, because anons from usa cut many phrases.

>>135406724
I'm estimating myself as ~b1.5. I could be b2+ if I worked harder on it .

>>135405400
Has sunk

Sup, guys! I live in USA for three years, but my English is still on Intermediate lvl. That's because i'm a lazy asshole and do not have any motivation to improve my language skill. I use just present simple, present perfect and past simple forms of verbs, I also have huge issues with articles and so and so. At the same time I can watch any movie and understand any conversation easily, but cannot speak. I'm really fucked.

>>135407012
My bad, but i just added has

>>135407036

Донт ворри, ви кен тич ю вери фаст.

>>135407036
>live in usa
proofs

>>135407138

Джаст плейсд соме проофс бихайнд ёр чик. Чек!

>>135407036
> I use just present simple, present perfect and past simple forms of verbs,
Hmm, what about continuous tenses?

>>135407138
Why would i lie?
>>135407176
Forgot present continuous, i can use it too ofk.

>>135402517 (OP)
It will change nothing.
Live sucks whenever you speak english or zulu.
Fuck.

>>135402517 (OP)
hello from prague
please, i want op-post on english

>>135407229
> Live sucks
who cares? life is worthless, but it's nothing new

>>135407265
What can you say about czech beer? how does it taste?

The most funny thing is that ive got drunk a couple hours ago and have spoke english with my friend. Now I am alone and encountered this thread. Lol. That's quite strange.

>>135407229

Вэзэр, нот вэнэвэр. Энд лайф, нот лайв. Хавевер, ит диднт мэйк лайф эни бэттэр, вэзэр ю врайт райт ор вронг.

>>135402517 (OP)
>In 2k16 be proud of speaking english

>>135407325
some tastes nice, some is monkey's pee

>>135407036
It's strange that you've been living in the US for three years and still haven't noticed that the native speak exactly the same way. I mean, nobody uses all those future in the past and past perfect continuous in real life.

>>135407392
Why did you think i'm proud of it?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m9fTH81P53

>>135402517 (OP)
Why not just visit /int/ at kc or 4ch?

>>135407441
Патамушта иначе ты бы не выйобывалса.

>>135407460
> /int/
These anonchiks don't love russian anonchiks
And yes 4chan is too fucking fast. I write a post - they write 20 posts

>>135407163
Ju ar not ty đink yu ar smaater đan mi, ju littl shet

>>135407463
We don't understand your barbarian language here.

>>135407336
Lol'd, when i drunk with one of my friends, when we drunk a lot, we switching to english too. But in that moment i feel myself so dumb, becouse my level of gramma low as asian penices.

>>135407463
plz on english

prague-kun

>>135407533

>>135407609
Wow, you seem to know a lot about Asian penises. Tough life you had, apparently.

>>135407609
> becouse my level of gramma
english grammar isn't so tough. what's the problem?

>>135402517 (OP)
I am going to take English exam in Russia. I want 100/100 points and i dont know how, this shitty language.
Just end me plz :)

>>135408089
> I want 100/100 points and i dont know how
If you don't know hot to achieve this, you won't get 100 points, bro.

>>135408215
I start learn Murphy's books for students. And maybe go to the teacher.

i want 40 kilograms of persimmon

i want 40 kilograms of persimmon NOW

One more knocker standing in back
My day covered by wire and wall
On every shit print of face
On every face print of ending

>>135408824
> I start learn Murphy's books
> I want to get 100 points
So cute

hello guys

>>135409161
sup!

>>135409323
> i heard what this exam don't need such mad skillZ of english
Yes, this kind of shit doesn't require such mad skillz but you should know all these things and Murphy's book isn't a magic pill like if you read it you will know everything and get fluency language skills, no it doesnt work this way

>>135409323
nice armpits brah

>>135409579
Of course dude all this year i dont use one book Murphy. In plans learn Rounds-up and other same shit.
>>135409592
Thx ;)



I go to sleep, bye bye guyzz

>>135402517 (OP)
Hi guys.
I've just created my twitch channel, for a long time i couldnt imagine my nickname for this. I'm hikka and want become sozioblyad, i hope that twitch could help me with that.
What are you doing.

>>135409901
gonna sleep