ENGLISH THREADThe first one this year
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>>143911825ДЖАСТ УНИСТАЛ ГЕЙМ Ю ФАКИНГ ТРЭШ, РЕПОРТ РЕТАРД ОЛ
>>143911825Айм донт.
Why not?
Why the fuck would you create an English thread?
so... somebody can say to me why u dnt play in games in telegram?
>>143913380пиздец, господи просто пиздец эта грамматика
Christ is Risen!
>>143913418хуле ты хотел, только с ниграми и общаюсь => пишу также
How I can learn english so, that would be looking english films without translation?
>>143913549Today is a Christmas, son of the bitch.
Advise me plugin for firefox browser for quick word translation.
>>143913762So you could flood with your backasswards English? Hell, no!
>>143913864*flood us
Great, where is other guys?
>>143913380You must learn grammar! Son of the bitch!
>>143914046You have some particular bitch in mind? If not, then use the indefinite article for fuck's sake!
>>143914127definite article it is you! so i use it
>>143910575 (OP)how about to talk about big dick?
Why is life so abusive?
>>143914945probably life is hell
You're a fаgoot OP. You could've at least proposed some conversation points. Without them thread will inevitabely go down the shithole route and die out in a matter of minutes.
>>143915239You might be right to an extent, but fuck you anyway.
>>143915603Well fuck you right back my friend.
>>143916128Nice talk we've had.
>>143916198A swell imageboard chat between two fine gentelmen. Started nowhere, went nowhere, got nowhere.
What the hell are you all doing here?
>>143910575 (OP)Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, dear anon! Yesterday, when I was taking a motion around my home, a small company of three guys asked me to fire up their cigarette. "I'm not smoking" I told them. They weren't sad about that and asked me to give them my cellphone (it's a smartphone actually, but who cares). "I gonna use my own SIM card" told me one. I refused to give'em my phone, I was afraid they are not giving it back to me. "Da ti okhuel pidarath, seychasz peezdi poloochish". I run from them as fast as I can. The end. Did you enjoy my story?
What'cha doin', bitches? Madafaka.
>>143919680Did they pereebaly you?
North Ireland will be free.
Ты хвастаешься насколько хорошо знаешь английский.
>>143919941Yeah, they pereebaly my cabbage-soup from roundhouse kick.
>>143920108The thread isn't there for people to show off. It's there for people who wanna speak foreign languages with others.
Fast nieamand in diesem Faden kann wirklich Englisch. Noch weniger wissen Deutsch.
>>143920248You made me laugh and loose in the game with browny sauce.
>>143920350Ich kann ein bißchen Deutsch sprechen.
>>143920445Go out.Fucking Hanses.
>>143920445So wie ich dann, lol.
Guys, guys! Let's build a hugbox here.Hugs everybody
>>143920562Aber habe ich zu wenig Ubüng.
>>143910575 (OP)Go to 4chan you anglo-saxon bitch
>>143920825Nope, we're gonna stay here to speak angel language while you mate please proceed to parasha.
>>143920724Ich auch. Ich kann einfach draußen gehen und mit deutschsprachigen Leuten sprechen, aber ich bin ein Hikka.
>>143921200Please stop polluting the thread with your ich-mich-schwitz gibberish.
>>143921198I was just wondering, why create an English thread, if it can be stupid to go to 4chan?
>>143921200Ich lebe in Deutschland aber ich habe keine Freunde weil auch ich ein Hikka bin. ибаные придаточные сука
>>143921462We are hikkas
>>143921557I know :/
сажа
> Admitting to being the dense fuck you are does not make you seem any less of one in the eyes of others.Anyone to unravel this?And this, too, for that matter:> Those who eat non-liquid food (pasta, puree, porridge) with a fucking spoon must be beaten to death with bicycle chains and fed to stray dogs.
>>143921512Ja, Nebensätze sind schwer. Besonders daran zu gewöhnen, sie automatisch richting zu verwenden.
>>143921777Do they suggest to eat porridge with a fork? Disgusting.
>>143922008>>143921950>>143921919Peedorakhe priepeklow.
How you are learning English? By what technique?
Сажа
Один бамп стоит тысячи саж!
Hello. My name is Vasya. I'm 23 years old. I'm virgin.
>>143910575 (OP)Обоссал всех школьников в этом ИТТ
Что тут у нас? Сажа! Ахаха наканецта
Every time I try to post what I've just written there shows up an errors says there is a word from a spam-list. See the picture.
>>143928098> errorfix
>>143928098The thing is, you only learn English to make up for your insecurity. This minor advantage over other people keeps you from getting disappointed in yourself to the point of ending up on a noose... That's what it is.
