Hi All! Let's speak in English language in this thread.Sankt-Peterburg-kun here.
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in и language лишние. (в целом грамматически норм, но это излишние слова).респекк изи рил ток бро.
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>>159924249 (OP)Hello. Sosi Huy
>>159924404No, you are
Oh,you are from my city?From what district are you?
>>159924432>oh, you live in the same city as i do?>what distict do you live in?не благодари.
>>159924432from pushkin district so are you?
>>159924488This maneuvers by omega
>>159924536>I'm from the pushkin district>what about you?Пожалуйста.
>>159924582>these
>>159924586do you have speack english very well? its nice
>>159924628yes, mgu finished.
>>159924380>>159924488>>159924586Если я у тебя в гостях жопу не вытру, ты вылижешь?
>>159924249 (OP)what u want?
лет мим спик фром май харт уже было?
>>159924648Нормальные люди жопу не вытирают, а моют.
>>159924640> mgu
>>159924684>этой шутке больше лет чем тебе
>>159924679Нормальные люди её вылизывают
>>159924701Не знаю как у вас в рашке принято.
>>159924716Я тоже не знаю, как в рашке принято
>>159924698> >этой шутке больше лет чем тебе> старый олдфаг-пидор порвался, несите нового
Here I come. How are you guys, what do you want to do this week?
>>159924786This week is almost ended, debik
>>159924838Ok, my bad >next week
>>159924838he meant the coming week, debil!!!
>>159924786> gonna gucci shop
>>159924786o rly? didnt think of anything more interesting?
>>159924893Firat that came in my head
>>159924928>first
>>159924875Don't call me debil, it's hurts :c
>>159924786im want sit on 2ch.hk and hiccup
>>159924951>fist
>>159924716>>159924732Are you dva dolboeba? Chto vi talking about?
>>159925033>chest
>>159925032Cool, as am I
>>159925056Vi are talking about washing our assesJoin us
So I'm about to grocery store.
>>159924249 (OP)Hallo. Are you lurkoyob?
Sit on the bricks watching my uncle works, rate me
i have lepra invitationsleave your photo and email
Where in Moscow can I buy vicodin without a prescription? I want to be like Doktor House in everythingI already have a cane
>>159925230Leaved behind your cheek, chort ebanii
2ch, I thinking joke: instead of the "Big Adonniy Collider" say "Big Grydnoy Collider".
>>159925227> Sit on the bricksTony Blair in this thread, let's go on the referendim.
>>159925360Блять, я дебил, спутал брикс с брекситом.
2ch why is the WinRAR archiver called that? What in it is so winrarning?
2ch, I use heroin for four months.very, madly delivers.There is no dependence.I recommend.
>>159925417>WhyWhy not/Because
Why don't you turn off your internet and go make great deals?
Sup, board. Ural-kungod here. Ask ur answers.
Dvach, if i cook a mermaid, will the soup be fish or meat?
>>159925492Do you suck dicks?
I found JJ Artemy Lebedev !Pruflink: http://tema.livejournal.com/
>>159925518No, im not ur mum, lol.
>>159925579> JJ
>>159925590My mom laughed so hard that she did a barrel roll
2ch how to make a milkshake? I mixed milk and mineral water in a 1:1 ratio, and it turned out what kind of dick
Чего блядь? Это русская борда, тут все говорят по русски. Если не нравится, или не знаешь - пиздуй на другую. Фочан там, или хуй знает что, ссаный англоговорящий.
Who is a cocksucker?
>>159925725but im love this imijboard
>>159925725Вот — форумчанин правильно говорит. Нехай пиндосскую пропаганду тут распространять.
>>159925663SODOMITE
>>159925772MeYou
>>159924249 (OP)Вот ты пиздишь-пиздишь, а двач не вернуть.
>>159925772ur mom ))
>>159925774>imijboard>English language
>>159925833whats right ?
>>159925808No, yours
>>159925774Чего тебе надо? Я нихуя не понял, пиздуй учить русский, если хочешь тут сидеть
>>159925833>ImaginationBorderlandsFixed
>>159924380Лол, даун, speak IN т.к. здесь важно подчеркнуть обстоятельство места, т.е. говорим IN English, IN this thread
>>159925866Imageboard
>>159925270>>159925356>>159925230>>159925417>>159925458>>159925510>>159924249 (OP)proslejilsya
Изи изи рил ток синк эбаут зис
>>159925923>>159925927>>159925923>>159925927write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard write its one more time retard
Anglichanin in this thread. Ask your answers.
>>159926092>>159925518
>>159926092Do you suck cocks?
Nachalnique, this faggot obosralsya
>>159925518nopeAnglichanin-kun
>>159926180Barrel roll may be?
>>159926092Can you do a barrel?
>>159926171> NachalniqueManager
>>159926226>May be Sure the barrel roll can be, why would you even question that?
Sup, b. I'm a cat. Ask me.
>>159926235For what?Anglichanin-kun
>>159926279You forbid?
>>159926297To put it in your anus obviously.
>>159924249 (OP)Saint Petersburg, bydlo.
>>159926374Forbid? You seem drunk Ivan, the way you structure your speech is wierd
>>159926462Oh look what we've got here, another newfag porvalsya to platinum
>>159924249 (OP)I fucked your mamka chmo.
>>159926546suck me cock
What is this thread about?
>>159926584Wow sir are from Ireland?
>>159926651no im from sankt-peterburg
>>159926506Nah, didn't touched me at all.Just decided to give a correction at least!
>>159926620This thread is mainly about speaking English. Feel free to ask us knowers anything you wish to learn or to be explained
>>159924249 (OP)>Let's speak in English language in this thread.Let's speak English in this thread.>Sankt-Peterburg-kun here.Sankt-Peterburg-huy is here.А теперь просто динах.
>>159926722I understood. Let's post, bros.
>>159926786new faggout
>>159926786>Sankt-Peterburg?
Who is Abu?
>>159926786Даун ебаный. Загугли прямо сейчас отличие фразового глагола Speak in и глагола speakВ данном случае Speak In — верно, т.к. это начинающая дискуссию конструкция в предложении с обстоятельством места. >Is here Ну тут ваще орнул. Тоесть ты в одном посте одновременно наезжаешь на типа за формальную речь, и одновременно за неформальную. Иди нахуй отсюда пиздюк
MY CITY IS ENGLAND
>>159926863Ur fattyass mazza
>>159926977Which is also the capital of London btw Dang those newfags above make me fucking sick
>>159924249 (OP)>Hi All>All
>>159927031Don't write ITT more, doven! OK?
>>159927198Fuk u stupid shit
>>159927098Hi to everyone?another anon
>>159927098>Ещё один пиздюки не знающий ни платины, ни английского Hi all — юзабельная неформальная конструкция, так бай де вей ёпта, так же как Dear all
>>159927070Ti ne ponyal menya, eto angloyazuchniy meme
>>159924249 (OP)Rolling in.I'm pretty good at grammar but tend to do lot of mistakes in words because do not remember write them.What is your level OP? Why haven't you left that shitty city?
Пошли нахуй пиносы
>>159927317>how to write themfiixed
>>159927344ALL HAIL UKRAINE
>>159927317>lotlots*
>>159927267Fuck you yourself stupid shit
>>159927270Don't listen to that low-life Ryazan kiddo, his mind's been tortured by ЕГЭ probably. Hi all isnt really the best phrase to use, but it's correct and frequently being used in NA, though it sounds peasant and wierd.
>>159926953>неформальнуюДа ты же идиот. То, что ты несешь, включая "speak in" - признак органического поражения головного мозга, тебе надо срочно к врачу. А без глагола to be даже ниггеры в гетто не говорят. И твой говноглобиш меня не интересует, я говорю про стандартный английский.
What's up dudes?
There are two chairs in the room. The sharpened pikes are on the first one and the stroked dicks are on the other one. Which one do you choose to sit and which one do you offer your mother?
GOOD AFTERNOON, FELLOW COMRADES! I AM IVAN FROM GLORIOUS SOVIET MOTHER RUSSIA!
>>159927386>lotslot*
>>159924249 (OP)Сычев, сколько тебе повторять, при th язык между зубов!Иш, умник нашелся!
>>159927424What is NA?
Cheeky cheeky dvoscht. My english lvl around intermediate, so i can fluently speak on it. But also i do some a lil grammar mistakes, so fix me
>>159927445I'll take the sharpened pikes and cut off the stroked dicks. Than i'll sit down and invite my mom to sit down
>>159927497Why? I don't actually know any difference between "a lot" and "lots". But I didn't say "a" so I meant "lots".
>>159927403Fuk u ples fuking COCKHOLE
>>159927575God! Sorry.>feel any difference>know the difference
>>159927441Dvachers try to write in English.
>>159926953Он так-то прав насчет speak in, звучит как речь с какого-то совкового партсобрания.
>>159927566Invite her to sit down on your dick?
>>159927317>Why haven't you left that shitty city? I should agree.Moved to St. Petersburg few months ago, and it's just terrible place.
>>159927615There is no difference
>>159927430I suspect you have never ever used English IRL, and you are only used to the begining levels' grammar they teach in schools, thus those kind of phrases blow your mind. Also XXX here is an oftenly used construction, really popular on imageboards such as 8chan or 4chan.
>>159927735No, I won't. I'll invite her to sit down on the chair
>>159927611What did you say? I don't understand you your faggot language.
>>159924249 (OP)>Sankt
Mid or feed?
>>159927780> 8chan or 4chanIt's like learning Russian using 2ch.hk
>>159927776I just haven't heard native english people useing "know any difference".
Hi, OP, could you suck my Dick, pls? :3
>>159927853DotA2 is for gays
>>159927853go feed 4k trash give a fuck
How's it going, bros?I woke up at 8, spent a couple of hours doing nothing then started up an IDE and wrote some code. Now I'm procrastinating instead of implementing the next component.
>>159927915>implying 2ch isn't a gay boardPriceless. GG WP
>>159927822This COCKHOLE fucked up look at him ksaksaksaksaksa
>>159927949Do you earn 300k per second?
>>159927885No difference between "a lot" and "lots"
Huy
>>159927939Looks like you have a BAGET))))
>>1599279922ch is a board for anime lolis. GTFO fag
>>159927885Well, native speakers sometimes use broken english and incorrect tenses in informal conversations. So it doesn't really matter, unless you use english for business and such.
>>159927821It's because I have already invited her to sit down on MY dick, azazaza.
>>159927556>Cheeky cheeky dvoscht. My english lvl IS around intermediate, so i can kind of freely (fluent это получше чем интермидтет обычно) speak IN it. But I ALSO do some (артикль не нужен, т.к. SOME уже говорит о количестве) lil grammar mistakes, so fix me
>>159926682>didn't touchedИ вы мне предлагаете с такими даунам на английском общаться
>>159927997Alas, no. I'm just a first-year student. But I'm gonna get there.
>>159927737Still better than staying in Flyshitmaker. Just try to avoid drugs and mindless people.
>>159927995Die, motherfucker. Feed crap.
>>159928063But I'm an anime loli :3
Let's sing! Music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc8hbSM1zVoThrough the gap beneath the doorI can hear my father's footstepsHe's asks why he can't hear meHe calls me crazy for thatAnd he drinks his herbs...Why he drinks his herbs?..When I was a teenagerFather always lurked at the door:"You out there... right?!So why the hell you're quiet?!Ya shas dver s petel snimu!!!"And he drinks his herbs...Why he drinks his herbs?..He drinks to shit five times a dayHis ass it hurts, he says it burns.He also farts. I'm not a troll!My story's real! I swear you all!"Flush, he says, when you shitAfter every piece of crapJust do like me!.."Then he drinks his herbs...Ones I heard that he's standingSo I decided to look through gapAnd saw him watching from his side:"The fuck you doing? Are you mad?"And he drinks his herbs...And he drinks his herbs...
>>159928087Sorry, but you are unable to do this because you are homosexual. I know this information from your stepfather. He said that he penetrates your anus using his penis every Saturday
ВНИМАНИЕ, ОБНАРУЖЕН ЖЖ АРТЕМИЯ ЛЕБЕДЕВА
>>159928128Kawaii! Show your boobs pls
>>159928208пруфлинк????
ПРИШЕЛ ОТЕЦ С РАБОТЫ, ГОВОРИТ СОБИРАЙТЕСЬ...КАЖЕТСЯ, НАЧАЛОСЬ
>>159928093>make mistakes Not do>>159927554North America
Hi my Abu My famillly Doshirak me there is problema me there is lobster pliz gift me moneys
England is my city
>>159924249 (OP)сиди в своем мухосранске и не высовывайся
>>159928130GODNO
>>159928350whats is big sity ?
>>159928130I shall sing popular Russian song!From a smile everyone gets brighterEven elephant or a small snailShare your smile and it will return.Uhh... Sounds awful.A small spruce was born in the forestA small spruce grew in the forestIt was as green in the winter as in the summer...Crap.I dunno any Russian songs.Let's enjoy Black Eyed Peas instead, you'd have to know only 3 words.
>>159928180Its a lie! I have only been penetrated by heterosexual man! And all the men I penetrated were heterosexuals too!
>>159928350U etogo pidorahi podgorelo.
>>159924404Dvachuyou
>>159928286>North AmericaThanks.
>>159928400Давай я тебе спою, а? Там, значит, аккорды первые такие:
OP IS DICK
>>159928235COMRADE MAYOR!!! This pervert needs to be GULAGED!
>>159928502no you are
>>159928125Mindless people is an issue, yes.And these grocery stores around the town selling a dog food to a people. Never expected a place having a reputation of #2 Russian town to have quality of life this bad.>>159928104Бля, вот это я знатненько каэш обосрался.
>>159927679объясняю ещё раз, Speak in English и SPEAK English — разные по смыслу конструкции. То что для вас в русском языке они переводятся одинаково не значит, что в оригинале они имеют одинаковое значение
>>159928455Everybody, everybody, let's get into itGet stupidGet it started, get it started, get it startedLet's get it started (ha), let's get it started in hereLet's get it started (ha), let's get it started in hereLet's get it started (ha), let's get it started in hereLet's get it started (ha), let's get it started in hereYeahLets get woohoo!Lets get woohoo! (in here)Lets get woohoo!Lets get woohoo! (in here)Lets get woohoo!Lets get woohoo! (in here) ow, ow, ow!Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
Hi anon! Please tell me why this girls look so beautiful?
KOKAINUMKAKIE BAWI DOKAZATELSTVAPOCELUY MENYA V JOPU
Easy, real talk think about this)
>>159928546We are in the Internets.You don't speak English or "in English". You either can into English or you can't or one of the above, no other options.
>>159928642Are you SHWARZ?
RAKAMAKAFO
>>159928682SHWARZ NIGGER
>>159928619Because of photoshop
>>159928668>You either can or notWell, those two schoolboys above probably cannot, since they see no difference between Speak in and Speak
Guys, why this catgirl smiles so sarcastic? She wanna to take my goodies? Or my virginity? Anyway, i wanna slap her cute ass :3
Huys, who can explain how to learn engrish at home?
>>159924249 (OP)О, вы из Англии
>>159928768Pffft. We are currently viewing Russian cancerous imageboard. Even I cannot into English even though I don't require any translation whilst viewing cancerous american internets, imageboards, movies, tv shows and youtubes for over 12 years already.All that means nothing for a person whomst've'd decided to visit 2ch/b/ voluntarily.
>>159928934Oh, you're from PIDORASHKA
>>159928845Just do it, without rear think.
>>159928814I've kecked right now
>>159928989SAnks for your tip, brah
>>159928989>Just do it, without rear think.Cunted like a lord.
>>159928814You better use "why does her smile look sarcastic" or "why is her smile looking that sarcastic" Because when you say "she smiles sacrastic" it kinda deny that she smiles at all, like the whole physical action, so that would mean that she only could smile that way, not that the particularly this smile is sarcastic. >Wanna toNo need for to since "wanna" is wants to already
>>159928964Well you're doing a great job man. >Whilst Try not to use this word instead of while, that's only being used to make your speech sound more fancy, whether in formal or informal speech
>>159929108Oh, thanks for explaining, /b/ro. I try my best in english last time, but it's not so easy :(
Hello, /b/rothers, do you like anime?
>>159924249 (OP)>Sankt-Peterburg-kunAnd srazu obosrams
Hi, anon. My English is bad.
>>159929245Yes i am! I wanna be with 2d-girl so hard! Especially with this perfect frog :3
>>159924249 (OP)Bonjour imbécile. Je mettrai ma plus belle culotte
>>159928814Maybe, because she is a whore?
>>159929309This isn't 2D, mooron.
>>159929218So >whomst've'dwas okay?
>>159929336DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU YOU RETARD! SHE'S PURE GIRL AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH!
But what's russian rapers opinion about it?
>>159929390I assumed he wrote that this way intentionally
>>159924404Net, sosi ti
>>159929474>rapers You misspelled "rapists".
>>159929380>pookI'm sorry what?
>>159929511As did "whilst". I would've'st'd add more such silliness but couldn't think of any more.
>>159929524>pukeftfy
Guys, do you have any groups on Telegram?
>>159929524Don't be sorry, child.
Why this picreleated trap is so kawaii?
>>159929623>Don't be, sorry child.ftfy
>>159929623Boy.I am 20 years old.I work in the company-leader in my industry.I have a very beautiful and intelligent girl.I'm the leader of a metal band.I'm studying at the best technical university in Moscow.My friends are very influential people - from the sons of the FSB chiefs to the security directors of individual companies.And what can you boast of, boy?
>>159929664>Мальчик.>Мне 20 лет.>Я работаю в компании-лидере в своей отрасли.>У меня очень красивая и умная девушка.>Я лидер металлической группы.>Я учусь в лучшем техническом университете в Москве.>Мои друзья очень влиятельные люди - от сыновей руководителей ФСБ до руководителей безопасности отдельных компаний.>И что ты можешь хвалиться, мальчик?It's a copypasta from 2ch. Please, disperse, nothing to see here.
God the cashier's just said to me "Have a good day" How dares she telling me what to do?
>>159929422But someone with name Ashot loves her in more physical way, if you know what I mean.
>>159929651That ryazanian fucky-sucky.
>>159924249 (OP)Hola, gringo! Podrías chupar mi pene?
>>159924249 (OP)I'm so excited right now, Anon. I have no job. I had no moneys, but now I have almost 2kk to start my new life. I have so much ideas. Could you tell me your ideas?
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>>159929763Go build a wall, spic.
>>159929664I fucked your mum yesterday.
>>159929774Donate it for charity, then do a barrel roll and suicide
>>159929817I hope she liked it? Don't worry I will not tell to my dad.
>>159924249 (OP)>English language>British flag
>>159929851That's quite not really usefull.
>>159929817Peeing in your mouth
>>159929855>I won't tell to my dad
>>159929817>mum Britbongs are invading!You have 5 more years of daily dentist visits to have at least bearable appearance, luv.
>that slavshit cosplayI'm laughing so hard
Hi, sucksuck, my name is Antonio. I'm anonim. Let's see my board. You like it? I'm not. Please, kill me.
>>159924249 (OP)>English language>2l17>don't speak american
>>159929474GLORY TO KPSS REMAINS SILENT503372
>>159929805Construí a tu boca, puedes revisar
>>159929980You've constructed only your ego. Return to your dirty homeland to get killed by cartel, Pedro.
>>159924249 (OP)Fork in your eye or ur asshole is mine!
>>159929855Of course, she liked it. I was nice with her. Your father watched in the same room and enjoyed by himself.
How to start speaking English fluently?
>>159930041>este mañamiroc de estúpido gringo
>>159924249 (OP)Here is two chairs, there is masturbating cocks on one and pikes edges on another. Where you will sit, where you set your mom.
>>159930086Try to speak English, while you sucking native speaker cock.
>>159930086https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lleRiM2vYL
I wanna lick Rem's feet so much!
>>159929921On the other hand you have Michinohime, who's been cosplaying since ever.
>>159930196>speaking inferior language of inferior countriesSpic, please. Let me remind you that only accountable achievements done by spaniards occurred 500 years ago when they genocided and mated native americans.
>>159930086Start to speak, not write. Try this method, take a photo, like the view from your window, and then try to describe each object depicted. Without the hesitation, just describe what you can and as fast as you can.
>>159930287Where is cosplayer-girl? I only see photoshop!
>>159924249 (OP)> Sankt-PeterburgYou mean Saint Petersburg mate?
>>159930287lol'd
You are a pilot now! You fly, there are oceans of pee at left of you and cock forest at right. You need to land, where you will?
>>159924249 (OP)>Sankt-Peterbur
>>159930445MAYDAY!!!! MAYDAY!!!!!!
>>159930445All oceans have islands, all forests have polyanas.
>>159930479Are you cockhole?
>>159930386As if you call yourself Basil Pupson, not Vasyan Pupkin
>>159930498Welcome to a badass club, brother.
>>159930365>i see your mom bent over in front of me
>>159930219How can I find native speakers? I'm a homebody.
>>159929905Thanks
Guys, i drew Lenochka, do you like her? What do you think, i have a talent?
>>159924249 (OP)Ебать ты долбаеб братишка земля те пухом.
>>159930448Newfag'v'st'd
Why mcChiken lose fight to Mayonaizer? It's because MMA for pussies only?
>>159930639No fug u
>>159930639I think that anime is shit for little girls and faggots.I believe u are faggot.
>>159930550Just watch TV shows, cartoons, youtubes and internets without translation.Then when you understand you could try speaking to someone on chaturbate or omegle.
>>159924249 (OP)sup dudeim from muhosranksvilleim 21 years old
>>159930732u 4got 'bout games bro
>>159930710ЕS it's not anime, rеtard! It's russian visual novel, based on mаsсots of twoch!
שלום חברים!?מה אתם עושים היום אני רוצה לבוא לישראל ולטייל עם בחורה שלי שם זה יקר?
OPEN is a dick
>>159930829Games work too ofk.
>>159930858
>>159930844I dont give a fuck how u call this shit.For average person all this shit is the same
>>159930865Bitch duratskaya autozamenaOP*
>>159930844>russian visual novel>moscots of twochlol wa? its a shit dudeif u like VN u must play in "saya no uta"dis is real creepy shit and more better dan EV
>>159930365How to increase my vocabulary?
>>159930942>>159930960Fuck you gays. ES is a true masterpiece of VN.
>>159931006Buy some on market.
>>159930890u all write 2 correctforeigns dont speak so clear
>>159928104Ну с тобой точно никто и не будет разговаривать. Учащиеся часто слконны делать ошибки на инглише, которые вовсе не подразумевают незнание правил, а просто от невнимательности.Такие ошибки поправлять - дурной тон.
>>159931014snaked bout u
зыс из э тэйбл нахуй
>>159931077Go shake your one-eye snake
>>159930732But i won't manage to suck their dicks.
>>159931044Perhaps you are speaking about informal communication e.g. Facebook. IMs.Even Reddit or 4chan look more mature and formal in terms of grammar.
>>159931006>How do I increase my vocabulary?
>>159931032Buy what?
>>159931006How do you know you need to? How big your vocab is?
SON-BASKET, WHY YOU ALWAYS STAY AT HOME?@GO TO STREET, MAKE SOME FARTING
>>159931115i dо it еvеrуdау on DА BЕST VN IN DА WОRLD "SАYА NО UTА"
>>159931186Suddenly pooped myself.Go on.
>>159931142i learned speak in da games where ucant write 2 long
>>159931272Me too actually. I can't even remember games that required writing at all. But lots of text were present and read and thus the semblance of grammar.
TIOG GIVE YOU HERSELF@WAKE UP SON, YOU'RE SHIT YOURSELF
>>159931374BUT I DIDN'T SLEEP, MOM!
>>159931186SHIT GET STUCK@HELPING WITH A FINGER
>>159931408THROUGH A CUNT WALL
>>159927301On tebya ponial you retard oboscanij
>>159931185>How big your vocab is?I don't know how to check it.
Интересно местные маньки хоть раз общались с ангосаксами? Они в общении делают столько ошибок, сколько первокурсник-лингвист не делает.
>>159931451testyourvocab dot com
>>159925458Hule you pizdish that it is bezvredni? My brother died from this dryan.
All judges just don't get Oxxxy rounds, because they're left dicks on versus. Oxxxy is a poet and what he make - it's things that only he can make at all. He battle'd versus crowd, when glory to KPSS just throw all punches in Oxy.
>>159928619bcuz u is a pedo fag
>>159931561Fuck off, bydlo.
I speak English in Elementary AI level. How to fix it? How to level up?
>>159931674*AI - A1 or Artificial Idiot
>>159931674PRACTICERACTICE
>>159929390Что значит "y'all"?
>>159924249 (OP)>speak in english>sankt-peterburgангличанин
>>159931746"You all", duh. Never heard of contractions?
>>159927780>I suspect you...Т.е. ты не видишь очевидной разницы между "Anon speaks in English" и "Anon speaks English"? Т.е. ты не понимаешь смысл этих фраз? И ты еще кукарекаешь про начальный уровень?>Also XXX here is an oftenly used construction, really popular on imageboards such as 8chan or 4chanБля, дебил. Это глобиш, это неносители языка так пишут. Я тебе про английский, а ты мне про хуйню. Продолжай учить говноглобиш по форчану.
>>159931745But where?
>>159931746Сразу видно, что кто-то поней не смотрел.
Hey Vsauce, Michael here>>159924249 (OP)
>>159931924Да насрать что там в древнеанглийском, скоро и неправильные глаголы уйдут.
>>159931572I'm not sure that it is accurate.
>>159931941>2017>almost all of teh internets is still accessible>thousands of games in steam with English>thousands of movies with available English voiceover>any other thinkable media accessible in English>whereNowhere. Wait for a magician in a blue helicopter.
>>159927884Два чая этому.
>>159931982It is imprecise but gives a good estimate.Read moar. 3k is a viable amount for you to visit 4chans or reddits or whatever. You may also watch cartoons or read children books.
OP is huy? Or how it sentence translate?
>>159931958I was going to seeing MLP I had seen humanoid cartoon without true magic and good. And some people, generally, masturbation at this. It's sad.
How can I poop properly?
>>159927884Much better than trying to do so through vk or IMs with dumbcunts.Just take a look around: most posts written show grammatically correct speech: start with a capital letter, use punctuation and have less errors in general compared to cattle-ridden shitholes like aforementioned social networks.
>>159932070Yeah, but somebody will laugh me for my runglish?
>>159924249 (OP)>Let's speak in English>Sankt-PeterburgOh, these holidays.
>>159932306You always can end up your pathetic life.
>>159932354Экзактли
>>159932306Yes, of course. That's the internet, a place where you are a laughingstock, a nobody and will eat cocks.I have relatively decent English and am constantly ostracized.
Let's start parody 4ch-people in this thread!
>>159924786Fuck you, manya. Learn about "Realnaya jizn"
>>159932559>4ch>people
>>159932354WAKE ME UP WHEN SEMPTEMBER STARTS
>>159932559Суп б, я из России. Давайте выпьем водку и прокатимся на Ладу.
>>159932559DO YOU SEE RUSSIAN NATIONAL DEBT?
ESPERANTO! ESPERANTO! ESPERANTO!
>>159924249 (OP)>Let's speak in English language in this thread.>speakHow you going to speak with the letters, manya?
>>159932644This Harry Potter fan is broken. Throw this piece of trash out of the thread.
Rate me
>>159932693With sign language. Why use postal letters?
I hate Russian people!
>>159932693how ARE you going
Slav Canadian is in the thread. Ask your questions.
>>159932713Not bad. You may stop visiting this shithole and start visiting another 4chan.
>>159932767I have doubts that you are Canadian.
>>159932767Do you learn English quickly with the Ukrainian language help?
>>159932782But i can't write on english well, because i never take any course of grammar or any stuff like this :c
English grammar is simplest than Russian grammar?
>>159924249 (OP)YOBA ETO TI ?
>>159932907Just see others write and repeat.No one writes "on" English, and neither should you for example.I didn't take any courses too, btw. Just pay attention, is all.
>>159932980Of course
>>159932981NET ON U BABOOSHKI.
>>159933016Ok, thanks for advice. I'll try my best.
>>159932980>grammar is simplest than russian
>>159933034A TI TOGDA KTO ?
>>159933089BABOOSHKA
>>159933076Please write how right, motherfucker
>>159932980english grammer are simple then russian, yes
>>159932756It is not easier but different. You will definitely fuck your brain learning it.
>>159933133>write how right,It took me a while to parse this.
>>159933112POZOVITE YOBU
>>159924249 (OP)Down-New-City-kun in thread.
>>159933184>>159932980
>>159933187ON OO DEDOOSHKI
>>159933226A DED GDE ?
>>159933187ЙОВА НЕЯЕ.
>>159933197>Down-New-CityRedGiftVille-kun salutes you.
>>159933133Please, come back when you are 18
I am speak English or no? Give me your money, please.
>>159933299NA KUHNE, DOEDAET YOBOO
>>159933353But I cannot back in time.
>>159933362Hello, Niko! This is Roman, your cousin! Let's go bowling!
>>159933389>cannot back in timeAre you doing this on purpose?
Please, give me the site, which find the grammar errors and fix its.
I'm posting in epic thread!
>>159933515Google translate
Fucking shame, there are people of my country that speak and understand English well, even younger than me, i got stuck on low level, i can't improve my English greatly.
>>159933322Hello, citizen!
FUCKING FAGGOTS! I AM LOOKING AT HER ERRORS AND I MADE ITS ERRORS
>>159932782I feel like bigger boards have shittier /b/.>>159932817Fell free to have them.>>159932857Lul no, I learned it at work and reading fiction.
>>159931561> Они в общении делают столько ошибок, сколько первокурсник-лингвист не делает.Англосаксы или маньки?
>>159933485No. As I know no one can back in time.
>>159933583Your English is pretty well.
>>159933605>8/27Anglosaks are the idiots.
>>159933605Do you still remember russian?
>>159933605SIИGULAЯITY
>>159931615> Glory to KPSSI lose
You all insane and aren't healing. Only I am standing here in white raincoat and I am beautiful.
>>159933605>Fell free to have them.That was a trick question. If you were rude - you'd fail as a Canadian miserably.You are on your way to become a true Canadian.A true Canadian would've apologized for me having doubts.
>>159933643Dude, learn english.
>>159924249 (OP)Londan is de capital of Gret Breten
>>159933745Will it help me back in time?
>>159933777Double-Triple will not lie!
>>159933777You are pretty guy, guy. Your english is very well.
>>159933722GLOЯУ ТО АЯSТОЕSКА
>>159933824I'm not your guy, buddy.
English is a excess language.
>>159933777Landn's da capitl o' da great britn
>>159933923U are speak in Old English
>>159933923Kinstn is da cep'l of jameica.FTFY
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
>>159933923Ландн ис зэ кэпитл оф Грейт Бритн.
I hope someone will creat a new thread.
Bend the guitar yellowYou embrace gently.A string of echo shrapnelIt will pierce the stiff height.The sky dome will swingBig and star-snowy.It's great that we are all here.Today we met.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
>>159933736Lol, I actually apologized for bumping into a tree once, true story.>>159933680My Russian is still WAY better than my English. Well, I mean my English is quite simple, though fluent.
How to compel yourself solve the GOLICHYNSKY ?
>>159934132>gayhide post
>>159924249 (OP)Это платиновый тред?
>>159934215Don't hide. Maybe he is a straight person with some problem and because of bad translation you think that he meant "gay" as "homosexual" but he might've meant "happy"
>>159934253Iridium one
>>159934253Iridium thrad
>>159934215>talking with copypasteLoL, sage, report.
Just got here and the thread is already slowly fading into the bump-limit, meh. I'm never in time for this kind of threads.
>>159934383We can make a roll!
Do you speak Russian?
>>159934416https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQI found guide for rolling here.
>>159934416Did you mean AN OVERRIDE?
Ruski' est'?!?!?!?
>>159934428
What is analog "Ellochka-ludoedka"-Wiktionary for English?
>>159934572Niggaspeak.
>>159934021NANI?!
>>159934572NANI?
>>159933777Holy shit, boys! The luck is on out side today!
>>159934572Bushmen
>>159934636It's spelled "Nanny", you illiterate imbecile.
>>159934653Thats a lose.
>>159934674Go suck your own kuk
>>159934686Ehay nahuy, peetooh.
>>159934686That's why luck is on our side.Btards should never win.
>>159934674
>>159934360>talking with
>>159934674Baka ka?
IAM LEARN ENGLISH BECAUSE I AM PROGRAMMER GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
Please gomenasai me, but i don't wanna talk with ITT bakas.
What time is it?
>>159934779I gave you my most valuable possession. Check behind your cheeks.
>>159934845あなたはポストモダニズムのタンクです
>>159934845Even Russsians are easier to understand.All weaboos are literally degenerate scum.
>>159924249 (OP)Op is a faggot, pissed behind his cheek
I was been learning German in School.
>>159934756>responding with
>>159934986*ator...
>>159934915Chotto mate! Don't be so fast with your resheniyami! Watashi wa don't retard, i'm intillegent.
>>159934907DIO?
holiday is a "holy day"?
>>159935021No it's "holi day"
How to learn english memes?
>>159934756>Talk to and talk with both mean to converse with someone.>In almost all cases, talk to and talk with can be used interchangeablySuck my the pisos.
>>159935095Without a back thought
>>159935008Nani the fuck did anata just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi'll have anata know that watashi graduated top of watashino class in Nihongo, and watashi've been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of Kyoto. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another gaijin. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu'd before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks that anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of shinobi across Nippon, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu's the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You're fucking shinimashita'd, gaki. Watashi can be anywhere, anytime, and watashi can korosu anata in over nanahyaku ways, and that’s just with watashino sude. Not only am watashi extensively trained in unarmed sentou, but watashi have access to the entire arsenal of the Jieitai and watashi will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable shiri off the face of the tairiku, you chiisai kuso. If only anata could have shitteirudarou what unholy hofuku your chiisai “kashikoidesu” komento was about to bring down upon anata, maybe anata would have held your fucking shita. But anata couldn’t, anata didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn baka. watashi will shit gekido all over anata and anata will drown in it. You’re fucking shinimashita'd, gaki.
>>159935095lurk moreKnowyourmeme.com
>>159935098>my>the
>>159935133Blyad, watashi wa just pooped myself, bakemono.
I like sucking dirty niga dicks are you like it doing too?
>>159935156Thine orifice shall consumate my penis.
>>159935098> my theOh, boy. That escalated quickly.
Wut is your english level?
>>159935224OVER 9000
>>159924249 (OP)Get the fuck out of here, fucking hipster! Russians must speak russian! Пидор ебучий, раскрошил бы тебе ебало.
>>159935224Don't know, may be A-1.
>>159935224untermediate
>>159935315A suitable level for an untermensch
How to learn English fast without registration and sms?
>>159935364>without registrationNo way.
>>159935364You just take and learn it! Without a back thought!
>>159935364Come to me, I'll teach you.Pushkina street, Kolotushkina house.
>>159935355Loose it.
Are you kidding me?
>>159925293>LeavedLeftfixed
>>159935467Not need use Past Simple and grammar
>>159935433I'm pissing on you.
Why I am looking Arabic text in the English resources often? I do not understand him.
Saw a perekat.
>>159935611Don't look it then, what's your problem?
>>159935640You are a medium?
>>159935523No need in using Past Simple and grammarFixed for you
>>159935640REROLL https://2ch.hk/b/res/159935712.htmlOVERRIDE https://2ch.hk/b/res/159935712.htmlPERECAT https://2ch.hk/b/res/159935712.html
>>159935364watch your shitty tv shows and movies with russian subtitles instead of russian voice over
>>159935224B2
>>159935679No, he is down.
>>159935755He's a down. You're an autist. And together you are an incredible wheelchair squad!
>>159935878Chairborne forces.
>>159935224B1
>>159931186>SON-BASKETin a voice
>>159931186TAKING A DUMP@ARE YOU RETARDED? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?true-story, im not green.
>>159935156>>159935210Sorry, fams.Suck my a pisos.
Oh, you're from England
>>159931186>>SON-BASKETsodomist
>>159931941here
Pls, make a perekat
>>159938330No perekats for blind imbeciles, sorry.
>>159932713Link at this site pls
>>159939348No links for blind imbeciles, sorry.Everything is written ITT.
