Bring up my post

Fuck you.

kurwa matka ja pierdole

By the way, I have understood my general problem in English, which is lack of words. Thus, I decided to increase my vocabulary, which is like kid's.

>использовать язык примитивных макак с отсутствием гибкости, возможностей, нормального синтаксиса, интонации, словоформ и пр.
>который стал самым популярным только благодаря тому, что британская империя владела доброй частью мира, ну и потому, что миллионы мух не могут ошибаться.

Прелесть. /thread

>>173167847
I dwach him.

>>173168054
There are many materials about learning foreign languages in English.

>>173168085
Do you dwach him every day?

What a pity that Krautchan was killed

>>173167617 (OP)
Fuck you and your family by big dragon dick. I'm all.

Bump

>>173168280
>I'm all
https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE

>>173168280
Forgot sage.

>>173168362
Of course.

Bump

>>173167617 (OP)
where u from? from Ruissia? Or u r our eng speaking friend from da USA? How old r u? Tell me smthng bout u.

>>173168620
> r
> u
> d
> bout
Shieeeet niggu, shiiiiiet

>>173168620
Why are you typing like a retard?

>>173168785
Because he is.

>>173168620
I am shy to say.

>>173168830
Don't behave like hikka

>>173168992
Where are articles, Lebowski?

>>173169057
OP is so autistic retard.

>>173169082
Where is an article?

>>173169104
I don't know. Why are you writing to me now?

>>173169142
Because I can.

>>173169158
Stupid ass.

I'm fine and you?

Ебаные пендосы, уже до двачей добрались ГЕЙропейцы !!!

>>173168212
What happened to KC?

>>173167617 (OP)
>>advices HAHAHAH

>>173172317
>advice
READ A FUCKING BOOK NIGGER

>>173167617 (OP)
Fine, thanks.

But you've chosen not so good place. There are scum only everywhere.

What is your goal for improving your English skills?

>>173173381
Hey dude im another anon, can u tell me good place where i can practice my english?
Not 4chan

>>173172515
ты долбаебина? читать научись для начала ты, я опу то и указал на его ошибку, еблан

>>173173847
I would say the best way - just speaking more and more with native speakers. The most useful is visiting/living for a while somewhere abroad. As another option, you might want to find a job for foreign customers.

I think it's counterproductive to studying English to be just "so good in English". The proper goal should be immigration or money or something else.

nigga tf just read a book lmao

>>173174352
>2k17
>books
LMAO ROFL

Kekekeekekekekekekekekekeke

Anyway, why did you create this thread? There is 4ch for practice your English. Anons here won't tell you about your mistakes, they'll just say "poshel nahuy suka blyat".

>>173174220
2ch this anon.

>>173174459
what are you fucking RETARDED can't u just like, read a book nigga lmao also:
>2k17
>26.03.2018

>>173167617 (OP)
Let me speak from my heart my friends
It's a unic moment today...

>>173167617 (OP)
Анус себе разработай

>>173174703
I n understood you cent speak russian

I sucks dicks

My dad fucks all hell food. Well, this is about a recipe averaged, because the variations are mass. The soup is taken, it is not heated, it is not about my batya. He takes this soup, dumps it in a frying pan and starts to fry. Adds to it a huge amount of onions, garlic, pepper black and red MUKI! for viscosity, tomato paste on top. All this is cooked to smoke. Then it is removed from the fire and cooled down on the balcony. Then the dad brings in and generously starts to eat mayonnaise. At the same time he eats with a frying pan skryabaya on her with a spoon. Eats and whispers in a whisper. At the same time, he has sweat on his forehead. Kindly offers me sometimes, but I refuse. Do I need to talk about what wildest fartle then? The stench is such that the wallpaper from the walls are peeled off.

sok moi kok

>>173175261
R u from Finland

I want to tell you one interesting story.

When I was 15 years old, and I went to shit dad all the time casually hanging around with push and kept asking what you've calmed down, why do you not hear? the first time I didn't answer, so he started banging on the door and yelling, what are you silent, what's wrong with you? began to swear and say that all the hinges will be removed, also, dad swore if I shit and do not wash off, and not just vkontse crania, but directly after vylezanija poop, motivated by the fact that it stinks, and then he told me: here I am as none and flush it, and so do you! one day I sat down to shit, and hear dad somewhere near the door stood in the distance, so I wiped his ass and onto the floor naceratice sat down, and there the gap is very wide at the bottom of the door, well, I'm in gap and I look, and there dad on Garachico sits in the slot watching, and said to me: you what? fucking? what are you doing? dad by the way all the time any herbs drinks to often to shit, shit 5 times a day, and then says that the ass is burning, and he farts. fucking short! real story. I'm not a Troll

Итт просто ебаное издевательство над языком. Sad.

>>173175478
Трясикопье недоволен.

>>173175381
> one interesting story.
Мде. Дальше не читал.

>>173175546
Why not

>>173175512
Shake spear
Do you know the meaning?

>>173175586
Коз итс факед ап райт фром де старт, май рашн френд.

Skal!

>>173175632
>Коз итс факед ап райт фром де старт, май рашн френд
'cause it's fucked up right from the start, my Russian friend

>>173175615
Do you know Russian alphabet?

>>173175586
>I want to tell you one interesting story.

At least it should be something like that:
I'd like to tell an interesting story.
Your option is not polite.

>>173175755
R u British?

I don't know what should I talk in English.
In Russian I am used to talking about a learning English process.

>>173167617 (OP)
Hey guys, i coming in

>>173175799
No, but I'm familiar with business English and cultural differences. And I used to live abroad several years.

Maybe we can create sadness thread?

>>173175984
>several years.
for several years. // sorry.

>>173175968
Why don't u write something like "I enter" as a royal person?

>>173176028
Already

>>173175755
> Your option is not polite.
Ноу щит бич, итс камплитли вронг.

>>173167617 (OP)
Сажи пожуй

>>173175614
I'd love to shake your spear, son.

Не могу в этот позор. Прощайте.

>>173176330
For that ones who can't recognize face:
It's Evgeniy Petrosyan, a Russian comic like a Justin Bieber

>>173176408
So he's a completely worthless faggot?

>>173176270
Don't bye, don't come out

>>173176467
No he's a brave person. Maybe it's just said that pindoses (Americans) have a absolutely bad taste and I tried to describe his as a very popular person

How i can improve my writing and grammar skills, without courses? What book you would advice me?

Ingliz is a simpler linguage then even schinese

>>173176650
People uses Murphy as a grammar tool but I ain't. Grammar is so bored

>>173176742
so bored without you

>>173176650
Go to the USA/Britain/Australia and stay there for a while (3-6 months).

No books, no courses, just speaking with people from there.

>>173176779
Which getto do you recommend?

>>173176650
I don't think it matters all that much what books you read, as long as it's in english.

why do the locals use primitive words here as if they were in the middle school¿

>>173176861
In what country? If you'd gone to the USA, NY would have a best one for you.

>>173176911
What's the point of using complex words when simple words get the job done sufficiently and without much hassle?

>>173177053
lon

ESPERANTO VIVAS

>>173177090
Electron

Guys i have a great idea. Maybe we can choose a book to read it, and get some discuss on next monday. I think it's would be a great training

>>173177224
No, it doesn't work at all.

>>173177224
Someone must read in different pace

>>173177327
We can group together in some chat

Hello everynyan. How are you? Fine thank you.

>>173177463
Very good.

>>173177053
enliven speech and make it richer, though «brevity is the sis of talent»

>>173177413
Yes, but.. What is the reason? As for me, I prefer to improve oral skills, not reading/writing. And I would like to do that with native speakers.

>>173177572
>oral
CYKA BLYAD R U GAY

Oh you have such a great English skills.
Guess, I'll just go away with my shitty language.

>>173177620
I can understand you. So don't be shy.

>>173177615
This stupid pidorakha didn't catch, but he'd said their "doodle-doo". So nice to see it.

>>173177820
>their
his // of course.

Why don`t you just find suitable voice chat in discord? There are a lot of chats with native speakers everywhere with every topic possible, you name it. Also, don`t look for chats with shitloads of people, it`s not very comfortable being in the center of a crowded chatroom.

>>173178040
Cuz we're hikkas

那么你和蛋糕你使用谷歌翻译

>>173167617 (OP)
Hello everyone. Your mother wanna suck my dick because it's very big

>>173178273
Dick is a human's name, you nigger

>>173178203
Welp, that's why I recommend you chill chats with 3-4 people in voice chat at once.

>>173178418
Hikka must don't know what say to one people, and you propose to talk with many peoples

>>173178395
It's penis, and your ass have my penis right now

>>173178665
has at least. And this option is still wrong.

>>173177572
>native speakers.
The only right way to get better at spoken English. In my opinion, talking with non - native speakers just holds down your progress.
>>173178586
There is no hikkas on harkach.

>>173178855
are*

>>173178885
Why are?

>>173178956
>hikkas

>>173178994
Why then not use "no hikka"?

This thread only for ppl who knows english or for retards like me?

Я хотел учить русский в начало но не знать как

>>173179095
This thread for people, who have C2 Proficient level in English, but pretend to be retard.

>>173179095
I guess the second option is much applicable.

>>173179022
Why should I use a singular form?

>>173179310
Shorter. You need to economize space on disk for Abu.

Спасибо, Абу!

Абу благословил этот пост.

>>173179198
Okay, thanks for explanation. I'm too young for that shit.

>>173179406
I referred to "hikkas" as the group of people. I don`t think that singular form would suit well in this case. But who knows? I`m just an elementary level english learner.

>>173179661
Your apostrophe so ugly, fallos.

>>173179581
Milosevic did nothing wrong

>>173179782
Not as ugly as ur mom, amirite?

But I can speak English fluently and everyone can understand me. If I need to write document, I command this to my secretary. So why I need learn grammar matrix and any other trash?

>>173179908
But it your mom too, cissy.

>>173180021
You should try to build a correct sentences

>>173180206
What's wrong?

>>173180021
> to my secretary
So fat.

There are no "secretaries" since the 1960s I guess. There are assistants.

>>173180256
> If I need to write document, I command this to my secretary. So why I need learn grammar matrix and any other trash?

Try to find some mistakes here

>>173180104
Nah, you mistake me for someone else. Perhaps, with your sissy handicapped twin brother.

>>173180021
> everyone can understand me
Yeah, because your speech like a child level.

>>173180379
+1 vote for this

>>173180350
>you mistake me
>you mistake me

Lol'd, do you really think that you can say smth like that?

>>173180379
You too.

>>173180469
This guy can speak only via translater.

>>173180689
Okay, my falut.

I'm sorry

>>173180781
fault*

>>173180379
Yep, but I do not hide this.

>>173180342
If I want a document being written, I might want to ask my assistant to do that.

Better?

>>173180715
Why can you speak only via translater, this guy?

>>173167617 (OP)
Иди нахуй даун, нахуй мне англиский я чо в англию поеду шоль

>>173180816
What do you mean?

>>173180814
You are full piece of shit.
>might want to ask
So cringe.

>>173180885
Yes. Right now.

English is very poor language. For example, how to say this all:
пр.  существительные: ахуение, ахуенье,ахуй, ахулиард, дохулион, жопохуй,мандахуёвина, охуевайтинг, охуение,охуенье, охуй, охулион, охуялок,охуярок, первонах, похуизм, похуист,похуистка, смехуёчки, сосихуйск,Сосихуйск, хуебария, хуебень, хуеберь,хуёболда, хуебратия, хуебратья, хуевед,хуеверть, хуёвина, хуёвинка, хуево-кукуево, Хуево-кукуево, хуеглот,хуеглотина, хуеглотка, хуегрыз,хуегрызло, хуедроч, хуедрыга,хуедрыгало, хуедрын, хуедырево, хуёж,хуёж-мандёж, хуезакидательство, хуёк,хуемудрие, хуемырло, хуемыслие,хуеплёт, хуепутало, хуепутальник,хуепутло, хуепыжлово, хуёпыч, хуерага,хуер-буер, хуерга, хуерлыга, хуерыга,хуерыгало, хуерык, хуесос, хуесосина,хуесоска, хуесосня, хуета, хуетень, хуец,хуёчек, хуешлёп, хуила, хуилище, хуило,хуильник, хуина, хуинушка, хуита,хуишечко, хуишко, хуище, хуй, хуйвала,хуйвала, Хуйвала, хуй-валуй, хуйлан,хуйло, хуйлыга, хуйман, хуйманок,хуйнюшечка, хуйнюшка, хуйня, хуй-перехуй, хуйство, хуюсик, хуюшечка,хуюшечко, шестихуй

прилагательные: наихуёвейший,охуебабельный, охуевший, охуелый,охуенно-невъебенный, охуенный,охуетительный, охуительный,подохуевший, похуёвее, похуёвей,похуестический, похуический,прехуёвейший, сосихуйский, хуев,хуевастенький, хуевастый,хуеватенький, хуеватый, хуёвее, хуёвей,хуёвейший, хуёвистый, хуёвый, хуевый,хуёвый-прехуёвый, хуеглотский,хуежопый, хуепыжловый, хуиный,хуистее, хуистей, хуистый, хуястее,хуястей, хуястый, хуячий

местоимения: нехуй, хуй-где, хуй-зачем,хуй-как, хуй-кто, хуй-почему, хуй-там,хуй-что, хуле, хули, хуль, хуля, хуля-перехуля

глаголы: апиздохуеть, вхуйнуть,вхуйнуться, вхуюжить, вхуюжиться,вхуякать, вхуякаться, вхуякивать,вхуякнуть, вхуякнуться, вхуяривать,вхуяриваться, вхуярить, вхуяриться,вхуячить, вхуячиться, дохуйнуть,дохуюжить, дохуюжиться, дохуяривать,дохуяриваться, дохуярить, дохуяриться,захуевертить, захуйнуть, захуюжить,захуюжиться, захуякать, захуякаться,захуякивать, захуякиваться,захуяривать, захуяриваться, захуярить,захуяриться, захуячивать,захуячиваться, захуячить, захуячиться,исхуючить, исхуючиться, исхуярить,исхуяриться, исхуячивать,исхуячиваться, исхуячить, исхуячиться,нахуевертить, нахуёвничать, нахуйкать,нахуйкаться, нахуюживать,нахуюживаться, нахуюжить,нахуюжиться, нахуякать, нахуякаться,нахуяривать, нахуяриваться, нахуярить,нахуяриться, нахуячивать,нахуячиваться, нахуячить, нахуячиться,опиздохуеть, остохуевать, остохуеть,отхуесосить, отхуюжить, отхуякать,отхуяривать, отхуярить, отхуячить,охуевать, охуеть, охуячить, перехуякать,перехуякаться, перехуякивать,перехуякиваться, перехуяривать,перехуярить, перехуяриться, подохуеть,подхуеть, похуюжить, похуярить,похуячить, приохуеть, прихуеть,прихуяривать, прихуяриваться,прихуярить, прихуяриться,прихуячивать, прихуячиваться,прихуячить, прихуячиться,прохуяривать, прохуяриваться,прохуярить, расхуюживать,расхуюживаться, расхуюжить,расхуюжиться, расхуяривать,расхуяриваться, расхуярить,расхуяриться, расхуячивать,расхуячиваться, расхуячить,расхуячиться, схуёвничать, схуярить,схуяриться, ухуяривать, ухуяриваться,ухуярить, ухуяриться, ухуячить,ухуячиться, хуевертить, хуёвничать,хуесосить, хуеть, хуйкать, хуйкаться,хуйкнуть, хуйкнуться, хуйнуть,хуйнуться, хуюжить, хуюжиться,хуючить, хуючиться, хуякать, хуякаться,хуякнуть, хуякнуться, хуярить,хуяриться, хуячить, хуячиться

причастия: охуевавший, охуевающий,охуевший, подохуевший

предикативы: нах, нах-нах, нахуй, нех,нехуй, нехуя, охуеть, пох, похуй, похую,хуеньки, хуй, хуйня, хуюшки, хуя

наречия: дохуя, нахуя, нехуёво,однохуйственно, охуенно, охуенчик,охуетительно, охуиссимо, охуительно,похуестически, похуй, похую, похуям,разнохуйственно, хуевастенько,хуевасто, хуеватенько, хуевато, хуёво,хуёво-прехуёво

частицы: хуй-с-два, хуле, хули, хуль,хуля, хуля-перехуля

междометия: ахтыжёбаныйтынахуй,хуё-моё, хуё-моё, бараньи яйца, хуё-моё с бандурой, хуё-моё с бандурою, хуё-моё, трёшь-мнёшь, хуй-муй, хуй на ны,хуй наны, хуй на нэ, хуюм, хуюм-буюм,хуяк, хуякс, хуяк-с, хуясе, хуяссе, хуяц-матрац, ухтыжёбаныйтынахуй

?

>>173180715
Still better than u, m8. Git gut.
>>173180781
Welp, I guess passive voice would be better in this case. So, I made a mistake, after all.

>>173180940
Sorry, but I didn't catch. This should be correct grammar-wise, shouldn't it?

Could you explain more, why it is so terrible?

>>173181190
Of course.

hello pidarasi, i am nihuya neponimayu vash lang

>>173182147
HI piece of scum, this is not a problem for us. Just get lost.

>>173182309
>HI piece of scum, this is not a problem for us. Just get lost.
go to dick suka pidaras

>>173182386
Ah-ah. You are not even able to send me to correct direction. So nice.

>>173182541
Go fucking yourself