КАТАТЬ ВАТУ
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TO ROLL A COTTONWOOL

почему никто не участвует в моем этом итт смешном тренде

op is dick

покажу сисечки за бамп

2 teas for you

олдфаги тут?
@
oldfaggots here?

блядь, хуета тред
ну, чуть чуть верю ладно, может и взлетит

Shit, is that you?

there are two chairs

похуй лови

Look, Grandpa, the dog is sitting

Once, man weared a hat...it was just his!

>>185484791
A bear walks down the forest. Sees a burning car. He gets inside and burns.

>>185484865
Dont post uggos pls

work again damn

RUSSIAN SUGAR NON-COLUMBINE-THREAD IN KERCH

Four tea b

CANADIANS HAVE EYES

>>185484995

вот это годно

>>185485083
lost with meatsouce

- Is this a fake?
- No, it's Abu, thank you, Abu!

Mates, u should not uncover this topic.

>>185485130
>- Is this a fake?
>- No, it's Abu, thank you, Abu!

whats happened to him?

UNDERBEERS HERE?

>>185485278
>UNDERBEERS HERE?
сложный прекол

Igoryan? Is that you? I recognized you buy your schizoid bullshit...

>>185485393
>by
FIX

>>185485309
подпивасы же
мемс с чемпионата мира по футбику

>>185483341 (OP)
Ебать оп-зеленый. Проиграть с подливой - это спизженное у форчанеров lose my shit.

>>185485263
He got a fuck

>>185483341 (OP)
Igor', you?

>>185485517

ну тогда напиши прекол а я переведу ))) дружим?

>>185483341 (OP)
Shit, you?

>>185483341 (OP)
Urine ate a shit

А папич как будет? DADDYCH?

>>185486417
Gayich

>>185485483
Даун, это форчанеры спиздили наше "потерял свое дерьмо"

>>185486586
Insideassych

>>185486417
CUCK OLDICH

Piss ate shit

>>185487068

мне нравится когда рандом хуй переводит без гугла

>>185487068
сможешь так же молодых и шутливых?

>>185487068
Aren't you by any chance that shmuck whom I got tired of banning on /moba/ 3 years ago?

>>185487168
Bernd you should not really open this topic. You are young, playful, everything's easy for you. This is an another thing. It's not Snowden and not even secret services archives. Better not to get into that. Seriously, any of you would deeply regret. Close the topic and forget what was written here. I fully understand that this post incites additional interest, but I far the curious - stop. The rest will just not see it.
Уже давно есть на Лурке

>>185487168
Bernd you should not really open this topic. You are young, playful, everything's easy for you. This is an another thing. It's not Snowden and not even secret services archives. Better not to get into that. Seriously, any of you would deeply regret. Close the topic and forget what was written here. I fully understand that this post incites additional interest, but I far the curious - stop. The rest will just not see it.

Well let's look at , what you wrote )) Seems like you're really a contused , mentally injured imbecile )) I can say this face to face ,how about you come and listen?) All this bullshit that you wrote is just plain simple fucking lies , you indoor rambo)) your life wouldn't get better cuz you wrote a lot)) bullshiting isn't a hard job, lots of fags like you melted in spring )) People say about fags like you: Mom didn't want it, dad didn't even try) Read my message to you closely and try to analise it and make some conclusions for yourself)

СREATED

>>185487238

мне не нравится этот варик. он какой-то неживой

мимо автор самой пасты

@

NOT PREPARED

RUSHED AS A YOUNG BOAR

>>185487356
@
HAVEN'T PREPARED

>>185487450
@
HAVEN`T HAD PREPARED

>>185483341 (OP)
мб пойдем нести культуру в пиндосские массы?

>>185487449

я когда мне было 16 лет и яйки потели летом после баскета, я прибегал домой и протирал их коньяком отца из холодильника я прочитал мол спирт убивает все бактерии, когда я друганам сказал меня тролили еще хуй знает лет 10, пиздец. нахуй я это написал

>>185487536

умоляю объясни разницу

>>185487551

пробывал 4час сказал что мой айпи пидарастичен

>>185485428
Этот мем протек из /ftb в б во время чм. А там он уже стар как мир.

>>185484178
Starypeedorases here?

>>185487591
Второе неправильно, так-то

>>185487612
так а если мы все вместе?
как по мне так пора уже засветиться на 4часах всяких, мол ретардс фром раша виз лав
чтобы игорь по рукам пошёл, а?

MOOT HAS BLESSED THIS POST

HELP ME WITH CREATE NICKNAME FOR MY PUSSY
ON DOUBLE IM THINKING, ON TRIPLE CHECK IT OUT

>>185487885
Почему? Настоящее совершенное

CUCKS HERE?

>>185487406
STARTED THE 'YOU SMILED - YOU MADE A DUNG PILE' THRED
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GOT NOTHING IN STOCK
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YA TOIK A SHIT
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YA TOIK A PEE
@
YOU DIE HAVING A DIARRHEA FIZZLE BURST

OLDFAGGOTS IS REMEMBERING

>>185488472
> IS REMEMBERING
Shit? you?

>>185483341 (OP)
> LOST
Defeated

>>185487960

JAMES SINKED OUT

hey, you, chmoha, go nafik

>>185488554

GRAVY DEFEATED

>>185488170
Потому что в презент пёрфект не используется словосочетание haven't had. А если б использовалось, то глагол to prepare не был бы в третьей форме Более того, в отрыве от контекста, в данном случае можно использовать даже past simple DID NOT PREPARE

>>185488554

это побежден

>>185488388
>toik
WOMAN - NOT A PERSON
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CHICKEN - NOT A BIRD
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ENGLISHMAN - NOT A HUMAN

LIQUID PERNUV DIE
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SOLIDLY PULL AIR REVIVE

>>185485585
Igor, are you? Remember Me? I am a classmate of yours. I recognize you from your words to the schizoid and the vyser. Do you remember when we all pissed on you in the third grade, on the sweet tooth? You still drank, licked his lips and asked supplements. And then your father came to pick you up, the same janitor who raped a dog on Vernadsky and received a suspended sentence for stealing processed cheese in the store. He went into the classroom, everyone started laughing, and you shit yourself in shame, and then said that all your life you will hate the janitor, but in the 9th grade, when you went to the RAID to kick them off, they let you in a circle, and then you on the anus imposed eight seams. How are you, Igor?

HIS NAME IS VLAD ROSLYAKOV
HIS NAME IS VLAD ROSLYAKOV
HIS NAME IS VLAD ROSLYAKOV

GAYORAHA

HOW DOES THE KUN WANT!

блять не устаю проигрывать с этого треда, но когда пишут как тот чувак с сигаретой и очками тоже проигрываю, только типа специально смеюсь типа понимаю, хотя нет. особенно посмешили приколы прро хуи!

YOU AIN'T KNOW, HOW I WISH A TINY CHAN

Girls doesn't know how to take a shit - G(n)TS

>>185484995
серанул

>>185489328
Oink, swine

>>185483341 (OP)
FUNNY TRANSFERS OF VOLATILE PHRASES OR HOW WOULD HAVE COMMUNICATED AT 4CHAN PENDOSES IF WE HAVE GIVEN IT TO THE PIZDS
I WILL BEGIN

Sitting with my friend in the summer Cafe. Ask your answers

>>185483341 (OP)
Тащемто "засмеялся-проиграл" и есть перевод YLYL you laugh - you lose с того же форча, вы впали в рекурсию, сэр.

>>185483341 (OP)
Suck dicks @ do barrel roll!

>>185489514
go away to fb, sucker

I like to cover myself with unfresh shit and jerk off. Everydau I walk on Earth with black bag for garbage and collect all the shit I see. I collect two full bags for a day. But when I come home after hard work day I move to a bathroom and turn on hot water, mmm and I pile in it all my treasure. I masturbate imagining about single organism has consumed me. It seems to me that feces can think, they have families, cikties, feelings, do not flush them in toilet, better give them a shelter, speak with them, tender them… Yesterday at the bathroom I had a beautiful dream like I dived in sea and it turned into shit. Fishes, jellyfishes – everything made of shit, even sky and Allakh!


Посоны, деревенский перевод пасты вована!

Positions AMERICAN RAPERS on this issue.

Common - sits ITT and actively supports the persecution of scum.

2pac - wished to deal personally with the zhivoterki physically.

Macklemore - offered to COLLECT THE MATTER, and not to sit on the ass.

Kendrik Lamar - offers painfully and humiliatingly PACKING THEIR WITH ELLA.

Snoop dog - offered to punish the punitive holes.
THE GLORY OF THE CPSU WILL KEEP SILENT.

50 cent - send out two vague tweets.

EMINEM - BELIEF, COMPLICATED FAILURE - BOKVOED.

проиграл заодно но я не знаю этот язык у нас в школе немецкий

My brother Nazif and I returned to the subway from the mosque, with the evening prayer. In the car, two American did not want to give us a place, or rather, they got up too slowly, for this we cut them, these hares screamed like pigs, choking with blood. The rest of americans, like a flock of frightened sheep, lumped together at the far end of the car and were even afraid to look our way.

>>185491621

как уметь так?

>>185492155
Как?

>>185492618

блять уметь так, я знаю английский охуеть как но не умею так строить фразы у меня вылазить лишь ебаный грейт бритн

>>185493076
Лол, это гугл переводчик.

OP it a faggot,
His mother a whore.
And ass OP open the door.

>>185485743
Хуюжим)))

>>185484178
>>185487877
Проиграл

>>185488472
IMMORTAL SHREDDER

>>185494822
CHINESE IS FAGGOTS

Peeing
@
Popping

>>185495386
After liquid fart, die.

>>185483341 (OP)
Тред хуйня

crocodilingby

>fart

>>185484880
Чёт со временами ты проебался.

Does someone know the origin of writing "t." when signing your post? What does t stand for?
t. curious

Запилите теорему Эскобара на английском, только как бы она реально звучала, а не машинный транслейт

>>185496241
One is shit, other is shit, both are so shit that i fucked your mom's mouth

>>185496241
That is some shit and this is some shit. Those two are such shits that damn it I fucked its mother's mouth.

>>185496082
Чому? В анекдотах обычно используется Present Simple.

>>185483341 (OP)
Hi, 2ch! I am a girl!
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Gimmie pusy to fuk

>>185496695
"Сгорел" же — совершённая форма, present simle несколько искажает смысл.

TYAN CANNOT ONTO SHITTING

COFFIN COFFIN CEMETERY FAGGOT

>>185497104
*into, сорян.

>>185496441
Вроде по смыслу верно, но как-то слишком корректно.

PUNCH THE WOMAN IN HER FACE

I couldn't be more fat. I was just leaking from the thread.

>>185497073
В русском - да, совершенная форма, как и у "сел". Но в английском это звучит как "он садится в машину и сгорает".

>>185483341 (OP)
FEMALE DOG WHORE ARE YOU PENISUATED?

DONT GET IN DAMN DEGENERATE FUCKING BITCH CRAPPY WERE YOU TOLD? IT WILL DEVOUR YOU

>>185497332
А ннака-нака обратно?

FUCKING MOUTH OF THIS CASINO DAMN

>>185483847
Бикоз, йоур тхреад нот фанни, ступид асхолл. Ю факин щит, буллщит.

>>185497238
Скорее как "он садится в машину и горит".

>>185497540
)

>>185497332
OBLIQUE HEADED FUCK FACE! BLUNT SNOUTED DICKHEAD!

ARE YOU CRAZY? WHAT YOU DO THERE?
Daddy and tea with grace

Damn, little brother you're such an idiot. Rest in peace.

>>185497540
В анекдотах Present Simple может означать вполне законченное действие: сел, сгорел и т.д. Для незаконченного больше подойдет Present Progressive.

Прикиньте постили бы с русней картинки с надписями wanna some sunflower/icecream/

>>185499004
Поясни

>>185483341 (OP)
>ПРОИГРАЛ С ПОДЛИВОЙ
>@
>LOST WITH THE MEATSOUCE

Еще в классе 9 переводили с одноклассником всякую хуйни и перевели эту фразу. Правда тогда он выдал просто souse.

Тогда люто орали. До сих пор кекаю, так сказать

Витал, ты?

>>185499262
Щас ты в 10м?

>>185499329
В 8ом

>>185483341 (OP)
>ПРОИГРАЛ С ПОДЛИВОЙ
>@
>LOST WITH THE MEATSOUCE

SQUIRTING GRAVY

>>185487625
О, Адлерские битарды. Го кооперативится.