Only English is allowed. Anybody who writes a single word in Russian gets his face pissed on.

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>>119308134 (OP)
Паста с форчонга, не ведитесь.

>>119308715
In his parlance I can sense a feeble note of Voronezh accent.

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>>119308134 (OP)
fuck you.

How can I level up my english skill from upper intermediate to advanced?

>>119310808
If you were Upper Intermediate, you would know how.

Can you just poshel nahuy ots'uda???

>>119309973
>english
>british
Isn't it the same?

>>119311405
no

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We're running out of bumps!

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>>119311405
Great Britain = country, 3 parts (scoolland, aleland, queenland). English = England = Queenland.

>>119308134 (OP)
Hello, guys. How are you doing?

>>119312915
What do we need english thread for anons?

>>119313099
Дуинг грейт, ливинг он зе эдж.

>>119313065
Who cares tho?

>>119313255
ale-lovers. school-people. everyone but brits.

>>119313148
On the edge of what?

>>119313396
он зе эдж оф лайф, бро. Он зе эдж оф лайф.
Айм миннинг, джаст ливинг зе стайл Ай энжой, пушинг май лимитс ту зе макс.

>>119313590
Well done then! Keep up living as you like and enjoy your existence!

>>119313784
Олл-райти. Вотс ап виз йор лайф, мэйт?

>>119313590
Why are you writing in Cyrillics? It looks awful.

>>119314044
Žust fǒr fůn, bró.

>>119313949
My life is meaningless and existence for me is only a suffer. So i cant answer that question, br0.

>>119314362
Wáj dů Ǔ ťhíňk sǒ?

>>119314506
Because

>>119314314
This one is even worse.

>>119314567
Nah really, tell me why.

>>119314571
Йэп.

How many of us are here? Must be three.

>>119314739
me (cyrillyc/czech dude), mate with awful life, OP. Anybody else?

>>119314618
Because i have no friends, only harkach with stupid threads and pussy-addicted fags.

How russian pidirahen like me can learn pendosski jazyk?

>>119314984
Simple and without any back think.

>>119314794
Soo what? I don't have any friends either, I've got my university, and that's like the only place where I see new faces. (well.. and university parties as well; in place where I live there a LOT of erasmus students, and they throw parties once in a while, which are fun).
Your condition depends most of all on your mood, like you know, when you think your life's shit, your life becomes shit. You just should find something fun, and move on from 2ch and shit.

If anybody wants to improve his Speaking/Listening skills? I invite you to join together via Skype where we can do a voice communication sometimes. By spending only 15 minutes per day we can greatly improve our skills. Who wants? Feel free to write on email yaglush@gmail.com

>>119314794
Do you think you actually need friends?
I, for one, haven't talked to anyone since I was in high school, and I'm fine with it. My brain starts forgetting how to pronounce words, it's really hard for me to say a sentence without stammering.

>>119314984
you already understand the right sentence structure so don't worry just learn

>>119314984
Anglický je jednoduchý, potřebuješ jen číst 4chan a studijní materiály z slovníkem aby ho dobře umět. Ten začátek, co máš z střední, ti z tím pomůže.

Učil jsem angličtinu samostatné, a nejvíc slov znám z různých sci-fi knih.

I fucking hate czech keyboard mates.

>>119315333
which languages?
engurisho-only?

>>119315214
Ye, i agree. But i cant leave dvach yet, here is all my friends. Even though i dont like this place much, i will still stay for some time.

>>119315333
Good idea but I'm too shy for that.

Rucka Rucka Ali - batya odobryaet

>>119315683
>too shy for online communication
don't bullshit me asshole.

a table
crocodile
apple
hu is absent

больше нихуя

>>119315214
>university parties
What? You go to parties? Sociowhore!

>>119315580
yep
I think it will be quite difficult to find here exotic languages speakers

>>119315787
-who's absent, good sirs?
-table, crocodile and an apple
можешь простые диалоги уже составлять

>>119315801
yep I am.
The last one I've visited was language-themed btw, was quite fun.

>>119315787
Well, you need some practise then. If you are unable to speak english in 2016 year, you should kill urself, pidoraha.

>>119315767
Yeah, there are people like me.
Why are you surprised? It's 2ch, babe.

>>119315683
It's ok I'm too. But I think the right way is not to care about the shame and other stuff when you try to achieve some goal.

>>119316016

ты сам пидораха, картофан
анда ам ванна бройк у носе, вой? фок ю, зос вой

>>119316216
your nitrobutthurt is way too obvious, pidoraha.

>>119316321

шата я фок ап, лойл скуман, думб, кант.

What are you doing right now? I'm working from home but procrastinating a bit.

>>119316180
I don't think I'll ever need speaking skills. I have nobody to talk to in Russian, let alone in English.

>>119316534
Haha. Russian pleb. Dont try to act sarcastic. Without knowing such an easy language as English you become a rather stupid pidoraha-animal.

>2016
>to don't know most light language in world

brit here

>>119317151
It's so fat it's even thin.

>>119317354
proof lolka

>>119317354
Show us proofs, sir.

>>119317739
Thats a bad proof. We dont know when this screenshot was taken. Also you could just used proxy to forge your location.

>>119318182
what proofs do you want

What up, lads?

>>119318500
Pics of your room or belongings.

>>119318500
Vocaroo something like "whuzzap 2ch I'm really brit ask your questions"

>>119319468
Russian 12yo voice with russky accent incoming (skrin`te)

>>119308348
Нихуя не понял,что за пидорское сборище?

Hey, talk to me, i'm bored

>>119319468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eGVcGoV1o0

>>119319822
Talking (typing) in english instantly makes us pidors? Have all english-speaking people you met been pidors? If so, I`m sorry for you.

>>119318500
your timestamped power outlet

>>119319603
Something makes me think he's really brit. Look at >>119317739, the time is right (it was 17:12 in London), let's wait for more proofs. I think he's being truthful.

>>119320196
How did you find the way here?

>>119320196
How did you end up here? What happened to your life?

>>119320196
Lol, you seem to be a real brit. How the fuck u reached this thread?

>>119320400
>>119320507
>>119320558
semyon

>>119320507
>>119320400
>>119320558
russian 4chan anons mentioned it, so I checked it out and stayed for webm and fap threads

Why is it easier to find someone who speaks Russian in Israel than someone who atleast knows how to spell his name with latin letters?

>>119320656
Do you understand stuff in webm threads? What do you think about russians?

>>119320656
>webm and fap threads
This is why I left /b/, and you stayed for it

>>119320786
russians are cool, best posters on /int/

I understand most of it, but not the russian stuff of course

>>119321029
How does it feel to live in first-world country?

>>119320273
You're a fucking genius. Srsly

Ficken englisch schweine.

>>119321170
good I guess, but I have nothing to compare to
its probably not as easy/nice as you think it is

>>119321417
englischen.

>>119321600
What do you think about Putin?

>>119321600
You just didn't live in Russia.
I've moved to Europe a year ago, and i can say that it is just amazing. Especially when you have something to compare to (i've lived in Siberia all my life). It is just so much better in terms of level of life. I don't want to be rusophobic, but i can't help admitting the fact.

>>119321600
Russia is a fucking disgusting shit country trust me. I wish i was born somewhere else, in europe or usa for example

>>119321983
Implying you can't escape from Russia. Only if there is no Russia in you of course.

>>119321811
Danke.

>>119321983
Lick him properly. He is a real stranger! Soon he will save you from that hell. He already building a house for u! Fag.

>>119321983
I dont like you, go away fucktard

>>119308348
Szczałem ci w usta, kurwa.

Anglais est merde))) 000

>>119322129
I cant yet. But i dream about that day.

>>119321417
meine katze ist rot, mein mutter ist rot, ich bin funf jahre alt, schwarz, lila, danke
ich bin learning deutch for 3 years. THAT'S ALL FOLKS

>>119321906
conflicted, he's both good and bad

>>119321912
Where did you move to?

>>119322129
You can't, actually, unless you:
- are rich enough to invest millions of dollars
- are at least rich enough to study abroad
- have supernatural language learning abilities
- have a european citizen to marry (Елена, не слушайте никого.jpg)
- have heritage and are able to prove it
Period. All the aforementioned methods require quite an effort to accomplish. Which your common b/tard is not capable of.

>>119322642
Germany.
Anything you're about to say about refugees is far from truth.

>>119322840
>implying you are less misinformed by mass media than anybody else

>>119322840
I think Britain is a bit different to the rest of western europe tbh

I would rather live in somewhere like germany although it wouldn't make much of a difference in terms of life quality

britain is just a bit depressing, comparing to the rest of europe

>>119323029
Of course i am, i'm bloody living in the country.
I don't need no mass media, i see everything with my own eyes. The situation that russian mass media are trying to make up is happening, of course, maybe in some refugee camps (there are about a dozen in the whole country), but everywhere else — i see as much black and muslim people on the streets as in any other country. And it's not like they're stabbing everyone with a knife, shouting nasheeds and raping lolis.

>>119323127
Yeah, it kinda seems different, even though i haven't been to it (but plan to visit London for a week soon).
Is it true that the prices there are rather high too?

>>119321906
>>119323127
"britain is just a bit depressing"
Why is that?
Also, always wanted to ask, what is your internet speed?

>>119324336
>Which city does, then?

UP

Украiна цэ Пакiстан

>>119326174
шо

>>119326934
Care to provide any proofs?

>>119327009
I'm sorry but I cannot understand whether your sentence is a question or a statement.

>>119327424
Well, it has a question mark

>>119326934
"deft in" or "deft at"? Which is right?

>>119327524
Right. However, I cannot find any question structure in you sentence. Can you help me with this?

>>119322645
And now you'll provide anything that supports your words. Why in Soviet times people did emigrated from Russia, but now they can't? Ruble's value was shit then and its shit now, but back then they had no problems to run.
Look for jew roots, Luke. The Force will show you the path.

>>119327783
Of course. Just put "do you" in the beginning of the sentence, and you're good to go. Although, there's nothing inherently wrong with not writing/saying that in colloquial speech.

>>119327646
neither of those mean anything

>>119328244
Thanks for the explanation. By the way, how can I distinguish between "care" without "do you" and "care" meaning that you order me to care?

>>119328031
Oh, they had tons of problems back then too, don't step on a slippery slope of idealising USSR.
People who fled to another countries were either scientists or writers. Well, or jews, yeah. Your common USSR citizen had no ways of leaving the country. Moreover, before 50s people who lived in villages couldn't move to a city and had special passports, different from those that people in cities had.

>>119328671
Once again, question mark

>>119328881
>question mark
>colloquial speech
Are you kidding me, dude?

>>119328671
it's a set expression

>>119329118
colloquial — (of language) used in ordinary or familiar conversation; not formal or literary

guess i'm not. unless they did away with punctuation in everyday speech lol

>>119315531
i lost to the technically ignorant faggot who can not swith language settings

Хуй

>>119328807
My dad actually was riding through the borders for years trading goods in Poland, even was married on polish girl. But eventually decided to break up with her for my mom. Twenty years later I'm here, in Israel. Viae Domini imperceptae sunt.

>>119330160
Sieg Heil!

пиздите па русски заебали америкосы

>>119330448
Nahui idi, slavshit.

>>119330312
"Past continuous", "Present perfect", "Past simple". Go and google that shit. You are welcome. Fuck you.

I can't say shit about difference, but there's something common between them: they are all grammatically incorrect.

>>119330312
I can't say shit about difference, but there's something common between them: they are all grammatically incorrect.

>>119330803
They are correct, they just make no real sense.

>>119330612
>The process was started
>"Past continuous"
Ti ohuel?

>>119330948
>was started
>has been started
>got started
Really?

>>119330868
>they are all grammatically incorrect
What is wrong with them?

>>119331043
What about it is invalid?
>>119331090
Once again, these are all correct. They just make no sense in conjunction with "the process".

so as i can there's a bunch of anons that are capable of expressing their thought in english quite easily, that's kinda cool. especially compared to yesterday's thread. what is your current level ppl?

Word up peeps
Is there anybody here who has passed TOEFL?
I'll have to do it very soon and currently work on it training. The point is i noticed that it's freaking easy. So my question is - wtf?

>>119331315
C1.

>>119331271-fag
>>119330948-fag
>>119330612-fag

>>119331315
Proficient

>>119331315
No idea, m9. Where can I test that shit?

>>119331043
>The process was started
It is past simple, dude.

So what is the difference, guys?
>>119331090

>>119331688
idk. try to ask google-sensei.

>>119331706
Oh. Well. You are right. Well shit, time to sleep then. For some reason I failed to notice that. Shit happens.

>>119308134 (OP)
OP like suck dicks

>>119331706
Ok, i feel like i have to do it...
>The process was started
Wrong. You'd either want to say "the process had started", and then it'd be Past Perfect, or "the process has started", and then it'd be Present Perfect, or "the process was starting" (past continuous).
>The process has been started
You'd rather say "the process has been starting" (present perfect continuous)
>The process got started
What the actual fuck? Did you want to say "the process has started"?

I won't explain the difference between tenses in English to you though, just google it, there's a lot of material out there.

>>119331090
> was started
it just was started and the exact time is not really important
> has been started
it was started a while ago and it's still ongoing / it just got finished
> got started
idk i think it's something extremely similar to the first one

>>119332454
my level is pre-intermediate, btw so i can't be sure about shit

>>119332420
Ебанутый не слышал о пассивном залоге.

>>119332712
Fuck. Indeed. Sorry. Nevermind my previous post.

Gus, what can you say about CAE and TOEFL in comparison?

>>119333134
what do you think about this one: >>119332454?

> "was started" and "got started"
i think there is no particular difference. maybe it has something to do with etiquette, politeness etc.

>>119332454
Thanks man. Now I'm interested in more details of the difference between 1 and 3.

>>119333134
Just nevermind it, i totally forgot about the passive voice.
>>119332420-kun

>>119333477
Alright. Thank you again. Look at what I found: https://www.englishforums.com/English/GetVsBe/xljch/post.htm

>>119333831
that's a complete bullshit.

>>119333781
what is your level?

>>119334125
>a
Your skills are complete bullshit.

>>119334252
well, that's simply cuz me level is pre-intermadiate
at least i don't usually forget about the existence of passive voice

ebal tebya fuck mother shieeet sage

>>119334379
> me
my

>>119334420
Go easy on him. Maybe he's Irish.

>>119334379
It was me who forgot about it, not him, haha

>>119334252
Check yourself before you give lessons
I'm 90 percent sure that it's absolutely normal to use "a" before "bullshit" as "bullshit" in this case ain't unmeasureable subject but a representative of "cases"quantity.
Waht a failure! It's a complete misfortune. And so on

>>119334394
why do russian anons keep posting this? I see it on 4chan too

>>119335103
what on the earth did you do on 4chan?

>>119334968
Cheeky breeky

>>119335168
i am >>119320196

>>119335245
I've dumb key

>>119334968
In fact, "bullshit" is an abstract notion. You can't have one or two bullshits, or different kinds of bullshit. So, "smth.'s a bullshit" sounds kinda bizarre.

>>119335556
СУКА БЛЯЬ
Все испортил

>>119334759
i usually confuse things without realizing i confused something lol. that's so uncool.
> Am I a faggot because of this?
lol. i think you know what i'm gonna say.

>>119335573
Nah nah nah
"misfortune" is an abstract notion is well. The key point is not the abstract-real relationspis but the belonging to a group or the unicness or the uncountability

>>119336103
Belonging без the
SUKA

>>119333831
Гляньте-ка, носитель языка пожаловал (нет)

сука подпиндосники ебаные, абу вам дал борду для общения на руSSком, а они суки не хотят на родном языке пиздеть. валите на форчан, быдло!

>>119335533
it's the most basic phrase we learn at school, so it displays that poster knows literally nothing other than this phrase. hope you get what i mean. i'm pretty bad at english.

>>119336103
>unicness
Uniqueness.

When one says "that's a misfortune", he means a single unfortunate event. In this sense, you can have, say, two misfortunes.

>>119336369
--->
>>119335103

>>119336383
OI SPASIBO BLYAT PODJEBAL

Right as he did.

>>119336420
>>119336369
i see, thanks

I've completed test and got a result about 9500 words. Am I faggot or not? Can't u help me teach more words (not cyka,blyat,cheekybreeky pls)? I need an analogue of 20 words per day. I'll give u a tip as usual

>>119337102
> 9500
hope you realize you don't actually know this much, right?

СУКА БЛЯДЬ.

>Your total vocabulary size is estimated to be:
>10,700 words
Feels batman. Studying English for 11 years now, last 2 years living in the country where my only option to communicate is English. Btw, the IELTS table of skill level definition for C1 says something like "is able to express and opinion and restore the conversation thread in case of misunderstanding". I think its totally about me, what are my chances to pass the test for atleast C1 if I'm totally retarded and can't have a grasp of these times' gramatics and stuff but able to communicate with native speakers?

>>119337262
i mean to say that the test is extremely inaccurate and it marks all the synonyms and other related words as if you know them as well, but in reality you don't

>>119337102
For starters, go through that test and write down all the words you don't know (with definitions and synonyms)
That should help

>>119337262
ofc, that's why I asked for help to learn more words. But Im too lazy to keep in mind it. I need app or smth like that. Well, I know most of basic phrase verb and sentences that u could use in dialogue but seems that's not enough

>>119337519
m8,where the fuck you live?

>>119337735
Israel.

>>119337519
>an opinion
Ofc

>>119337702
check ABBYY Lingvo and Anki out. you have an option to create your own cards with words or download them. think it's pretty useful.

>>119337643
Already done.

>>119308134 (OP)
Хелоу хаваю?
Вхуй из ондъюти тудэй?
Ай эм ондьюти тудей
Май енглиш из вери велл.

Bolshe nichego ne znaiy

man i'm way too lazy. i haven't really studied english in a proper way ever. it goes quite smoothly when i have to read/listen to english speech (basically, songs and movies, i'm not really sociable to hang out with people), but when it comes to writing/speaking i suck pretty hard. пассивное владение языком, я могу прочитать несложную книгу и будет окей, вижу слово - сразу знаю, что оно значит, но когда нужно писать самому - не могу вспомнить слова, даже самые распрстранённые, вообще. такой дикий контраст, пиздец.

>>119337519
The fuck you need IELTS? Pass TOEFL, m8

>>119338566
Sucks to be you, m8. It is assumed by default that anyone older than 18 has at least mediocre communication skills. So fucking funny to see how people strugle to say a simple phrase. LOL

>>119339810
I'm just curious, I don't know shit about them. What is the difference?

nigger nigger nigger

native speaker passing by

>>119340516
No idea, just passed TOEFL 2 years ago. It was quite difficult and exhausing, and I doubt IELTS is different.

>>119341542
why are so mean? someone prevented you from jerking off on poorly animated guys with japanese voices? could it be it, by any chance?

>>119341949
are you

>>119341949
>why are so mean?
Ok I won't bully anymore.
>someone prevented you from jerking off on poorly animated guys with japanese voices?
アニメのこと興味がないぞ。

Will Will Smith smith?

>>119341542
Я смеяться так трудно, смотря русский голь перекатная [кабацкая] несчастно в бедственном положении с их английский навыками.

>>119342854
пошел нахуй

>>119342854
i hardly know hiragana, dude. not to mention kanji and katakana. and i won't bother using google translate.

>>119343040
i translated it after all
> アニメのこと興味がないぞ。
> I am not interested in that anime.
sounds like excuse.

>>119343249
an excuse

>>119343249
No excuses, just saying that I don't watch mongolian porn cartoons.