Ты пёрнул. Роллим, потом открываем.0:Красава! Ты громко пёрнул в туалете, сам бог велел!1:В метро. Никто не услышал твой пердёжь из за шума, но тебя спалили по запаху и стали переглядываться и шептаться2:Ты ссорился с девушкой. Во время вашей ссоры ты пёрнул, чем подлил масла в огонь.3:Ты пёрнул на зажигалку и у тебя взорвался кишечник4:Хз чё ты ел, братан, но ты был на дискаче и пёрнул так вонюче, что диджей потерял сознание5:На собеседовании ты очень громко пёрнул. Ты был принят на пилотирование ракеты на пердёжной тяге6:От твоего пердежа произошёл эффект бабочки, на другом конце планеты начался ураган, который потопил пару островов в Японии7:На кухне. Со стены отвалился шматок обоев8:Чел, хуёво. Ты пустил подливу. А это было на свидании с твоей ЕОТ9:Ты был в компании друзей и начался пердёжный баттлДабл:Учёные пригласили тебя на эксперимент по выделению полезного газа из пердежа. В конце тебе подарили зажигалку с твоим газомТрипл:Ты исполнил свой любимый трек. Само собой, жопойКвадро:Ты напердел с подливой прямо в ротешник своим школьным травителям. Они остались в шоке на всю жизнь, легли в дурку и им теперь очень плохоПент:На тебя напал лев. Во время обороны ты смачно пёрнул, и лев убежал. Теперь тебя зовут "Король земляного ветра".Больше:Ты — звезда мирового масштаба, тебя любят миллионы, любая тян наденет футболку с изображением твоего хуя. В прямом эфире, находясь на сцене, когда тебя смотрела вся планета — ты поднёс микрофон к жопе и наисмачнейши пёрнул с подливой.
>>204938796>От твоего пердежа произошёл эффект бабочки, на другом конце планеты начался ураган, который потопил пару островов в ЯпонииNice!
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>>204930195 (OP)\гороскопСегодня звезды встали таким образом, что ты можешь Гусю шею сломать. Однако, есть риск что бог далеко, а жизнь близко.. Поэтому Двач напоминает тебе, братишка: дома хорошо, когда есть деньги.
\гороскоп Сегодня звезды встали таким образом, что ты можешь дать скачуху. Однако, есть риск что совесть не отвечает или временно недоступна.... Поэтому Двач напоминает тебе, братишка: если кто-то громко плачет - довыебываался значит!.
>>204930195 (OP)\гороскопСегодня звезды встали таким образом, что ты можешь получить портфель на Дваче. Однако, есть риск ответить по жизни. Поэтому Двач напоминает тебе, братишка: человек, помоги себе сам.
Показываю горячий таймлайн. Джоанна прыгала на бутылке и она разбилась на осколки, порвав все внутренние органы. Лицо покраснело, потекли слёзы, но наступающий экстаз не позволял ей остановится. В итоге она сдохла...
