ENGLISH THREADSup 2ch! Do you know what time it is? It's time you stopped wasting time on bullshit and had some english practice.ITT, we can discuss anything, but only in english.
>>207214676Looks like u translated your sentence incorrect bruva, word "much" is usable only for uncountable things
>>207211656 (OP)Im hikka and I fuck this life in her mouth and I really dont care what happens to me cuz im RNN master and have some mental issues.
>>207211656 (OP)Then I shall insist you to go and practice your grammar elsewhere - you came into the wrong place in the wrong time.
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>>207219743Same. Every time when I wanna write something Im always thinking "блять щас неправильно напишу и будут меня гнать и насмехаться надо мной", but im translating very easily. How to fix this shit. btw SPEAKING is much easier than writing for me for some reason
>>207211656 (OP)American language is just a sewer of words and rules. No gender, no number, only few lazy time forms and 's in the end. But sounds are so sweet. Like 'th'. I wish I could ever kiss someone who knows how to pronounce it.
>>207211656 (OP)CREATED BUGURT-TRED@I DO NOT MANY BUDGETS@POPOSOL@SHOWCASE@FROM VARIETY URCHISH@FROM THE POINT, WHAT IS WHAT'S THE SPERM@LIQUID PERNUV DIE
>>207225772Doesn't matter. Only niggas and other lowlifes populate such areas close to sport objects, such as waterpool. Decent white folks simply have morning running. Miami, East Coast?
Хеллоу, халф треда трай ту спик инглиш, бат чаунд, лайк э рязаниан ПТУшник, ор долбоеб с сейм ВКонтактес гроупс. Аре ю брейндэд, факин морон? "Я, блять, не могу разговаривать на этом ебаном английском: почяему ты, чертов нубас, траханый пидорас не стал жрать Баланара на миду?"
>>207211656 (OP)Why are you forcing your sraniy English upon us, brat? If one cannot communicate in English, what are his options then? Answer me, silly lad
>>207214676Usually every day or two days, depends. If I work in blood sweat then ill take a break for a few days.
>>207220197Practice, comrade. Do that shit everyday and u will feel confident enough to not give a shit about your grammar, because you will speak/write fluently by that time. But I'll be honest, I'm not perfect myself, I think. IDK
>>207211656 (OP)> ENGLISH THREAD> Sup 2ch! Do you know what time it is? It's time you stopped wasting time on bullshit and had some english practice.> ITT, we can discuss anything, but only in english.Пидрила, научись без ошибок писать для начала, а пока обоссываю тебя.
>>207227685For me personally, I like to speak to myself in English. You know, like, you standing in your kitchen, doing your dishes, and saying shit aloud like "holy fuck look at that dirty dish ill clean that shit for good, foreal", and etc etc. Just talk in your everyday life (but be alarmed for anyone around you or they think u are nuts) and it will naturally transfer to your brain
>>207228025But in this case no one can fix my mistake and wrong grammar structure and pattern will go into my mind.>but be alarmed for anyone around you or they think u are nutsNothing to worry about i'm kind of hermit (lol) and have no friends.
Hello americans pidors. We russkie fuck you. Fucked americans faggot fuck you, we crush your country and fuck your girls easy pidori pendosskie
Эй йоу я узкий кокниКак пчела? Мы вчера с осями пошли в омеган и взяли там себе сливу, нажрались отец
>>207211656 (OP)Alrighty people, hear me. I woke at 5 AM, took a shower, ate some breakfast, fed the cat and started working. I had been working until I dropped a teapot accidentally, so I stopped to clean a mess. After finishing cleaning I opened 2ch instead of going back to work and this thread was the first thread on the first page, so here I'm the teapot breaker. Ask me any questions you like in the next 30 minutes then I'll return to work.
Why more dvachers hate this person?You envy him because he has decent salary and big house in Italy.Typical dvacher is so stupid that domt earn 15k rubels in pyaterochka, dvacher can envy and be angry on Vladimir Solovyov.
>>207219743First of all, no one cares. Secondly, try Grammarly to improve your writing and Duolingo or Lingualeo to practice tenses. The last thing, if you're not limited at money, take offline English First courses - nothing can better except the moving to an English speaking country of course.
>>207231357Раз. Зачем так категорично? Как не обязательно быть шефповаром чтобы сварить сосиську, так и не обязательно быть флюентом чтобы сносно изъясняться на бытовом уровне.Два. Где ошибся? Говори давай, мне же интересно.
Halo Halo my frundeS! How you doing guuu-u-u-uyssssss!! Please answer me, how to improve my speaking and listening. I can easily read and translate without any vocabularies but if you tell me the same shit I have already translated in written form (i will not understand, maybe, it depends on speaker accent)
>>207232383> Bruh moment, it's looks strange when we speaking on English> Bruh moment, it looks strange when we're speaking on English
>>207211656 (OP)ni hao xia pengyou, if u can understand it, your mother will die tomorrow, idk how but it is true. Make your life much easier
So, Two See H. How's your day going? Are you working? Maybe you are in class right now? Rate your pizdos from 1 to 10. I'll start: 6/10, at work atm
BUMP! We need to speak English ASAP, because pretty soon Russia will be gone! Let's help each other, friends.
This kind of threads is the most painful kind for my soul. Probably it's the biggest number of misstakes in one place that I've ever seen. Pathetic attempts of ignorant anons to write in the simpliest language on the earth fail dramaticaly. Most likely this is the core feature of this kind of threads that keeps people with a decent knowledge away. It's a shame to be THAT uneducated.Your mamma is a harlet anway
>>207233767I bet you're a Russian who learned the language when they were a kid because none of the English speakers I know makes sentences that long.
>>207234474I am, indeed, a russian. Although my english had dramaticaly improved only in the eleventh grade of school when we'd got an ex-uni professor who made all of us able to speak. And since then I've been practicing english every day. >>207234582Care to elaborate? tbh I wasn't writing about spelling. It was more towards anons breaking basic grammar rules
>>207234609Dude, I'm not mocking you, I'm not perfect myself. But at least u can turn down your toxic behaviour and help us to learn it better, right? It's better for everybody. Like, epic win-win style.
>>207233767>This kind of threads is the most painful kind for my soul.Awkward sentence, yet grammatically correct>misstakesBruh>Probably it's the biggest number of misstakes in one place that I've ever seen.Doesn't sound natural at all>dramaticalyBruh x2One can always find areas of knowledge he lacks in. The little passage you came up is a poorly written mashup of English words structured with a Russian mindset. The only thing you are right about is that your knowledge is, indeed, decent, no the superb one. You've just shit the bed yourself.
I think a chance to become rich if you're not "high born" is equally slight as a chance to start speaking fluently if you're not raised in an English speaking country... And this idea pisses me off. I so badly want to get back in time and spend all the wasted school time on English.
>>207235032Practice, nigga. Movies with eng subs, games (with VoIP of course), books, you name it. Do what you want, and you'll get there.
>>207235011>The little passage you came up is a poorly....came up with, nigga.We ain't perfect at all but dat nigga was right. Shitheads knowing nothing flood threads like this. Np thing to do fore a real G here
>>207235141I'm afraid if I followed this way without any additions I would become a "man who says nigga like a pro" but cannot book a table for an evening.But yeah, without practicing the language in a "field" I wouldn't notice the missed "with" in the cool guy's message. So, for anyone who reads this: you should learn and only then practice. Learn a new tense, test what you've learned on an English speaker man and get back to learning. Or yell "nigga" like a pro all day. The choice is yours.
>>207236035I didn't meat to hurt you with word nigga, sorry my dude. >you should learn and only then practiceOf course you should, you just can't speak language because you watched VSauce all day long. Let me elaborate what I was trying to say - for the games, you can find someone who willingly and for free will talk to you and play with you (maybe its gonna be a kid, who gives a shit? He speaks language you want to learn), but you need something to get you off the ground - in other words, basic knowledge of the language. So, if we moving from here, then its much easier, cuz if you'll read a book, you just cant miss something that you dont understand, be it a word, or a grammatical thing. For movies, and games - its the same thing. So, my NIGGA, to learn English for real, you need to combine practice with learning. And then - win-win.
>>207235003Dude doesn't understanding postirony, check it outOnly the one knowing what's rights can deviate from the norm on purposefully
>>207211656 (OP)что пиздите долбаёбы? нахуя вам инглиш, когда вы один хер сгниёте в сраной пидорахии? Оп -хуй, местные аноны - пидоры. Ебал матерей.
>>207211656 (OP)Английский хуйня, каждого англоговорящего куколда ебал мать на спине их членодевок отцов
>>207237651Ну я английским себе сотку в месяц стабильно зарабатываю, а так у меня больше никаких скиллов нет. Ну и в медиа-пространстве чувствую себя комфортно, так как могу черпать инфу из оригинальных источников.
>>207237651Я потребляю 90% контента на английском, мое общение в 50% случаев проходит на английском, а ты меня спрашиваешь зачем он мне нужен? А не пошел бы ты нахуй, не осиливший васян с завода?
And I repeat, we'll continue our discussion in language of GODS in a second. After we kick out Russian Vasyans from our GODLY place.
>>207239530I'm a fine dog, but fucking vet pisses me off. tomorrow they shoot me right in my sweety ass and it was awfull man, i want blow they head off nigga.
>>207239897>Я достойный пес, но ебаный ветеринар меня бесит. Вчера они ставят уколы мне в задницу милашки, и это было ужасно, чел. Я хочу снести они голову негра.
>>207240023>Everything has its time, wait a lil bit.I hope this war end soon and i can went to my family.
>>207243487Words work like a spell, if you say it more than 10 times a day, you'll gonna believe it yourself. So, how your gf do?
