>>238060343 Hello, fellow English learner, it's totally understandable. I even have an explanation for why you are a dummy dumb and still haven't mastered the easiest language in the world yet.
You're just a fucking stupid animal unable to learn prepositions. In fact, I recommend you to quit trying to learn any language and possibly cease to use them at all. Do you think you can do that for me?
Раз уж тут eng тред, то выебываться своим охуенным знанием инглиша не буду, просто спрошу совета у анончиков Достиг примерно уровня b1-b2 где то года 2 назад, с тех пор, несмотря на то, что смотрю фильмы/играю в игры на оригинале и вот это вот все по ощущениям не апнулся совсем В чем проблема и как наконец дотянуться до c1 господинов?
My certificate says that I have the biggest dick in the thread. Using this certificate my astral projection migrated to Germany. So yeah, keep seething, you uneducated pleb.
>>238060185 (OP) Я короче по бухалову, вхожу в чатрет ебаный английский, они как бы понимают, телочки крашные с калифорнии текут при виде меня, но ебаный язык ихний мещает, хули они говорят будто хуй жуют?
>>238060185 (OP) How to learn speak and scribe English, but don't build sentences, as I do it, when I speak and scribe Russia?
Really, I know many English words and can read original English books, but can't use them in the right way, when I try to speak English. Each time I just used Russian's rule of grammar and changed Russian words on English.
>>238067241 If aren't employee in international company, or living/spending vacation in English speaking country, stop giving a shit. With practice you will speak fluently just in a few weeks, if ever need to
>>238067241 Насчет общения уже давали советы, попробуй обыденность сместить в английский, а именно: всякие приложения(тв/phone/пк) и более мелкие вещи, вроде бытового окружения(инвентарь, активности), к примеру, искать кастрюлю на сайте на английском.
Дополню, довольно полезно будет подписаться на что-то английское в (твитер/вк/телега/инста, тикток/ютуб если там не только видосы(я хз)) Чтобы просто маячило возле экрана при просмотре на телефоне.
Вроде все, хотя, если есть музыкальный инструмент, можешь поиграть песни на англе(простейшим аккомпанементом, поебать, тебе главное войс)
>>238068728 >>238068590 No, it means licking your inmate's asshole in jail. And "salad" is something tasty to mask taste of shit. Thus tossing the salad, kids
>>238068917 Lol, you need to consume movies/podcasts/youtube in English, and learn fucking grammar. Grammar is big in a sence of people willing to have a conversation with you, if your grammar is crippled you'll make a first impression of a retard and make easier for everyone to dismiss your opinion. Look at the German guy character in "Jango" - his English is weird but his politeness and elaboration makes him almost cute (as much as a hitman can possibly be).
>>238068459 >mastered the most complex grammatical structures and most arduous vocabulary units the language has to offer >displays his illiteracy by utilising 4chan newspeak made specifically for retards like himself what a miserable guy
>>238060185 (OP) You'd be surprised how little shit native speakers give about grammar. Like, even basic spelling is a struggle for many, things like "you're-your" are nothing unusual. Still, you're better off communicating with them instead of local /b/tards, regardless of your skill. I'm not sure how to put it better, but non-native speakers oftentimes give themselves away with strange speech patterns. It's something you just have to pick up over time.
>>238069713 I tried to learn grammar and even achieved some success in this area, but because I practically don't use English in my ordinary life, just read books, since some time I forgot grammar rules and started to write English words in the Russian manner. I haven't any idea how to fix it.
Анон, послушай. Английский это язык пиратов, наркоторговцев, работорговцев и тд и тп. Ты точно хочешь иметь с этими людьми что-то общее? Я понимаю, что тебе с детства вбивали в голову, что говорить по английски это перспективно, что это универсальный язык будущего, но это мнение отдельной кучки либиралов. Так вот что я хочу сказать - просто говори по-русски там, где это возможно. С иностранцами говори, если ты кодер то пиши комментарии на русском, статьи и тд. Не надо вестись на чужой язык, и уж тем более на чужую культуру. Не будь дурачком, Анон.
>>238070230 That's true. A lot of language learning comes down to just input. The more English there is around you, the sooner you will learn. Also, it's much better to listen to people speak and not only read. I learned a lot of my English just listening to bloggers, reviewers and so on. And of course your skill will depend on how much time you spend learning. Think of learning a language like learning drawing or a musical instrument. The more time you spend on it, the sooner you will learn.
>>238070756 Do you know there is a great piece of fanfiction featuring tentacled Himmler written in English? This fact on its own makes English worth learning.
Knowledge of English alone allowed me to fix my life after selling all I had and fleeing to SPB. It was my only skill and it got me a job as a support engie for the tech product which now being sold all over the world. Given that the product itself was quite a niche one, the company was okay with me learning technical part on the fly and now I work remotely from SPB, my salary depends on $ insteald of the motherland currency and I have decent perspectives to even grow in my professional sphere. Ofc I have to work hard and slacking in a slightest is not an option but $ 24k annual helps me with that.
To sum it up - keep working on your language skill, it will get you far.
Oh man, that is some serious jealousy right here. Are you alright? I suggest you stop, take a deep breath, and leave this thread. Don't come back xDDDD
>>238069512 Они говорят примерно это: Хули ты пиздишь ЦССУКА, залупаешься, блядь, ты живёшь где-то на континенте, хуй через знает где, блядь, хули ты сюда лезешь.. к американцам, нахуй. Запомни — у меня есть, блядь, хороший, бля, человек, я его, сука, блядь, отдам деньги, чтоб те, сука, в мозгу въебал пулю, нахуй, и ,чтобы ты закрылся, нахуй, и никогда сюда не лез, понял? БЫДЛО ТЫ ЕБАНОЕ, блядь!!! Всё нахуй.
>>238071650 still waiting for you to explain your shortage of C2-related vocabulary in your post which features fatuous attempts to showcase your ostensible intellectual supremacy...
>>238070230 >You'd be surprised how little shit native speakers give about grammar. And this is true. As i got from us guy to whom i spoke - u speakin' english much better than me in russian. So keep going. Learn new words from movies, songs, books especially. Books is a best word knowledge base because you see how the phrases built, see right sequences and so on. Don't panic, Anon. If you wish speaking english - speak it. No other way to learn it.
>>238072070 Why would I even consider explaining anything to you? It seems you forgot you place, so let me remind you: dogs do not deserve any explanations, dogs do not ask questions, dogs simply entertain their masters. So, please, make sure I am entertained, keep barking at everything I am throwing your way.
i don't even know what to say. i hadn't cared about English until i entered grade nine, and since then i've been learning it passively for almost three years. honestly, i'm not sure whether i've achieved great success in doing so or not; anyways--i've chosen English as a subject i'm going to take the Sole State Exam preposition. as you can see my speaking level is to be improved, if possible & if i could manage it, of course.
>>238074638 >>You missed. >Можно, но не совсем походит по смыслу. Absolutely not. Miss - to miss the point, make a big mess or some kind of loose. Miss the target. But not late. Absolutely different sense.
>>238074638 Как раз идеально "You are late". Дословно переводится как "Ты есть опоздавший (прямо сейчас)". Никакие lated или missed не нужны, если мы не говорим о прошлом, типа "ты вчера опоздал на поезд и я выебал твою тян" - "You missed the train yesterday and I fucked your girl".
Why does my whole body shake when I try to speak English with natives? It's like when you are in a cold place, and your body starts shaking for some reason
>>238075192 Because of practice. You have no idea how to speak right way and truyin' to translate from russian in your head. That's a reason of your tremor. Speak as much as you can. Use short sentences.
>>238075721 i speaking english long, but the main difference between us is that my dick is bigger than yours, and so i don't tremble like a little pussy when i detect signs of life on my way
>>238075964 I speak easy about simple everyday things, otherwise It's either slow or clunky. Reminder that all high-quality specimen had left the england hundreds of years ago and formed a country. It's called United States.
>>238060185 (OP) I really love English, you know, but my level is very low, you know. I has not enough money and time to learn language more perfectly. How i can learn English v domashnikh usloviyakh? Now i learning by watching movies in english with russian subtitles. Any sposobs?
>>238075192 Same thing Talked to an american once and was shaking all over the place. Maybe it had something to do with the floor actually being cold, but I'm not sure. Also had a sore tongue after just an hour of talking. I think it's because I've been doing alotta new moves that tongue is not used to do.
>>238076062 Go to an English-speaking country, go to a bar, get drunk, start talking. > but what if they laugh at me They aren't going to follow you back home, are they? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
>>238075660 Also this. Fluency means being capable of thinking in English without involving Russian at all.
>>238076511 >v domashnikh usloviyakh? Now i learning by watching movies in english with russian subtitles. Any sposobs? Better use inglese subtitles. So you'll see exact words pronounced. Otherwise you'll loose link between what you hear/what you see.
>>238076511 Change your Russian subs for the English ones. Most words and constructs in use are very repetitive, so with practice you'll understand what's going on.
>>238076511 You can read all the Murphy's books. I've been learning English for about 2 years now, but started reading Murphy only 2 weeks ago. It's very easy to read. I've started feeling progress now
>>238077255 It does. Start small: switch your phone to English, read English news sites, shitpost on 4chan instead of 2ch. >>238077366 When you see something you can't understand (even roughly), stop and translate it properly. Then make a flashcard in Anki or Memrise with the phrase and train with them.
>>238077614 >When you see something you can't understand (even roughly), stop and translate it properly. Then make a flashcard in Anki or Memrise with the phrase and train with them. Right. Will help much.
>>238077650 >You'll be the racist/sexist/homophobe in one flask just in very short time. Hell yeah brother! I couldn't care less what jewish media and institutions call me.
I can read a scientific article or an entire book about antiquity and the way people ruled vast counties and conquered countless regions expanding further and further in their military campaigns. But I can't write shit when it comes to actually building sentences of my own and articulating my thoughts on anything, let alone speaking or maintaining any sort of a conversation. What do I do?
>>238077614 >It does. Start small: switch your phone to English, read English news sites, shitpost on 4chan instead of 2ch. So you did it? I'm not using russian at all my devices. Except the case i need to talk russian to someone.
>>238076894 the reason I can't tell what you was gonna say in your second sentence is that you're learning a lang... via computer games... and at the same time you don't have the basis you need in order to form proper constructions and not the 'i have knowed english because i playing game' bullshit, so shut up and leave the thread
>>238078067 >you was lol > in your second sentence is that you're learning a lang I said that i've learned english. This means that the action is completed. Now cry in the provided bucket you filthy snownigger.
Hello. Me likiey New York very much. I like rats and sewers and all the good stuff of a contaminated megapolis with stiffed stagnated air full of disgusting odors coming from large piles of trash lying alongside sideways and dark narrow alleys overburdened with old rusty junk tanks, that have been homes for generations and generation of dirty sick street rats that would fight for a slice of pizza to the very end, for dozens of years.
>>238078038 Yes I did. Now I don't even go to runet for anything other than 2ch except when I need to know something about Russian news or laws. > Except the case i need to talk russian to someone. You can add Russian keyboard manually and keep the English interface on most devices.
>>238079122 > Seattle Is The Best City Of The US. > written by an actual burger Fuck off you stupid spidorashka. You're not even considered white anymore, so yeah fuck off.
>>238079965 >implying russki do not steal french and greek origin words russki and mericans do not have any European history and heritage, so it is you stealing our words russki bag
sup /b/ros Does anybody know smth about IELTS? I want to earn master degree abroad and besides a lot of papers I need a paper with 6.0 or more IELTS points. I only have 2 months to prepare. Any chances?
>>238079886 You don't need it. It gives you fake feeling of knowledge. You better start watching tv shows, news and movies without subtitles so you can improve your engrish without being annoyed with endless language rules etc. Btw you can't learn a language without proper theory and practice. Good luck
>>238082167 Well, actually there are no reasons for you to study english in 2021, unless you want to, yet, having a knowledge how to speak english can open to you big part of pindoss entertainment, such as netflix zalypa tv, 4chan, dickscord and english shitposts.
>>238060185 (OP) Let me speak from my heart. I'm trying to jerk off while shitting. But I haven't tried to shit without taking off my sweater. So if you want to shit being clothed in sweater don't go to bathroom till you take off a sweater. Hope you could make out what I tried to get across. If you read this your mother will die in five days.
>>238084319 wtf fuck yourself you stupid bitch ass racist you ass meet me at ohio state in the detroit at car factori me and my homies wil meet you under the lamp tower we wil beat your ass
Брух, никогда не общайтесь с иностранцами, если у вас недостаточный для этого уровень. Только что словил стыд, когда попытался сказать что-нибудь на английском в дискорде. Естественно, я промямлил что-то невнятное, и они такие: "Wow", - и вышли. Боже мой, как ливнуть с этого мира.
>>238085944 Always try to talk to foreigners if you have the chance, even if you don't feel comfortable with your English. It's always good to practice. Don't be a pussy like this fag.
>>238085944 Периодически пизжу с иностранцами в дискорде на околооружейную тему, полёт нормальный. Они знают, что я русский, и практически всегда я появляюсь там изрядно бухим, о чём заранее сообщаю. Если они что-то не понимают, просто просят повторить. Некоторое количество клюквы играет на руку. внезапно заорать СОЮЮЮЗ НЕРУШИИИМЫЙ - бесценно
>>238086217 oh shit I forgot that it's an English thread. Not used to write in English on 2ch, kinda like forgetting to alt+shift when switching windows.
>>238087228 It's because you're an омежка that has low self-esteem. That's it, it has nothing to do with your English. Don't be a pussy and practice. At the end of the day, no one fucking cares how you sound like.