SAY AURORA, TAKE OF YOUR UNDERPANTS WITHOUT TALKING @ SAY WATERMELON, YOUR DAD IS A TODDLER @ SAY CAN, YOUR GRANDMA IS A GYPSY @ SAY BANANA, YOUR DAD IS A DRUG ADDICT @ SAY BAGEL, YOUR MOTHER IS A GYPSY @ SAY VASE, LIVE WITHOUT GAS FOR A WHILE @ SAY FEMALE THIEF, YOUR MOM WILL KNIT DEFTLY @ SAY GAS, A GYPSY WILL GIVE YOU A TIT @ SAY GARAGE, TAKE OF YOUR PANTS, SHIT ON THE FLOOR GO TO A BEACH @ SAY TWO HUNDRED, TAKE OF YOUR PANTS AND GO TO BRIDE @ SAY STUPID WOMAN, YOU HAVE A PRETTY SHAPE @ SAY ZIL, YOUR DAD BRAKED WITH A BUTT @ SAY CARRIAGE, (FRIEND NAME) SENDS YOU REGARDS @ SAY BRICK, YOUR DAD IS A BUM @ SAY GLUE, DRINK A CAN OF SNOT @ SAY MUG, YOUR MOM IS A TATTLETALE @ SAY CORN, KISS A GYPSY'S BELLY @ SAY ONION, A KNOCK ON A FOREHEAD, SAY GARLIC, HAVE IT A SPADE ON YOUR BACK @ SAY MAY, I'LL FART AND YOU'LL CATCH @ SAY FLY, GRAB YOUR EAR, SAY WASP, GRAB YOUR HAIRS, SAY BIRD, GRAB YOUR TESTICLE @ SAY MACHINE, DRINK A CAN OF GASOLINE @ SAY WELL, BENDING BAGLES, WHEN BENT, WILL GIVE ONE @ SAY STICK, YOU HAVE A CHECKMARK ON YOUR NOCE @ SAY PASSWORD, THERE WAS A KING SITTING ON A POT @ SAY STEAM LOCOMOTIVE, I SHAT AND YOU DELIVERED @ SAY STEAM BOAT, TAKE OF YOUR PANTS AND TAKE A HIKE @ SAY OVEN, YOUR MOM IS UZBEK @ SAY BASEMENT, A SKELETON KISSED YOU @ SAY PILLOW, YOUR MOM IS A FROG @ SAY TOWEL, YOUR MOM LOVES A GERMAN @ SAY TOMATO, YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS A BOXER @ SAY CANCER, YOU ARE A FOOL @ SAY MISSILE, YOU ARE A BATHROOM MANAGER @ SAY STEERING WHEEL, I SHAT - YOU GUARD @ SAY AIRPLANE, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND GO TO FLIGHT @ SAY AMBULANCE, YOUR MOM IS NAKED @ SAY HUNDRED, YOUR MOM IS A KNOCKOUT @ SAY THREE, WIPE YOUR SNOT @ SAY TOILET, YOUR DAD IS A DIVER @ SAY FOUNTAIN, YOUR UNDERPANTS ARE THEEERE @ SAY TEAPOT, YOUR DAD IS A MANAGER
>>253493319 SO YOU ARE A TROOPER PARACHUTED ABOVE THE FOREST OF DICKS AND SEA OF SHIT. WHAT IS YOUR LANDING POINT? @ THERE IS ALWAYS MEADOW IN FOREST AND ISLAND IN SEA
SAY THREE HUNDRED @ THREE HUNDRED @ SUCK OFF TRACTOR DRIVER @ I AM THE TRACTOR DRIVER SO SUCK ME OFF @ YOU ARE UNFIT FOR TRACTOR DRUVER, SUCK OFF AND BE FREE
>>253493679 WHERE DO WHORES LIVE, WHORES @ FURRY WHORES? @ NOT MUCH MONEY, A LONG BUMBLEBEE @ YOU DON'T GO TO KIBITKA @ WHORES WHORES E WHORES WHORES WHORES WHORES @ ALAS, WOULD SCULPT A WOMAN'S CHEESE @ WITH SUCH INSIDE @ ALAS, WOULD SCULPT A WOMAN'S CHEESE @ WITH SUCH INSIDE @ DON'T LAUGH, DON'T FLY AWAY @ GRAB WALLS WITH YOUR DICK @ WHORES WHORES E WHORES WHORES WHORES WHORES @ WE ALL LIVE OVER THE DUNE @ WE LOVE STAKE, BUT SHERKHAN @ WE ALL LIVE OVER THE DUNE @ WE LOVE STAKE, BUT SHERKHAN @ I'M A MORON, NOT A SHERKHAN @ ATE CHEWED PANTS @ GIFT A PAIN, IF YOU'D LIKE @ HOW MUCH FIRE IS IN A PISTOL @ GIFT A SALT, IF YOU'D LIKE @ HOW MUCH FIRE IS IN A PISTOL @ DRAN-DUN-DUN WAS IN SAR @ IN THE SKY AND IN THE SONG AREN'T WHORES
PET'KA ASKS VASILY IVANYCH WHAT NUANCE IS @ VASILY IVANYCH SAYS @ PET'KA, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU @ PET'KA TAKES OFF HIS PANTS AND VASILY IVANYCH PUTS HIS DICK INTO PET'KA'S BUTT AND SAYS @ LOOK, PET'KA. I'VE GOT A DICK IN THE BUTT AND YOU'VE GOT A DICK IN THE BUTT @ BUT THERE'S A NUANCE
>>253498292 1 STAKE, ALL ALONE 2 SWAN, GOOSE, DEUCE AGAIN 3 ON THREE 4 CHAIR 7 AXE, HATCHET 8 WEDDING BANDS 10 BULL'S EYE, SENTINEL, SKULL 11 DRUM STICKS, 12 SHAKESPEARE 13 DEVIL'S DOZEN 14 SOCHI 18 FIRST TIME 20 GOOSE ON A PLATE 21 ASSHOLE 22 DUCKLINGS, GEESE-SWANS 24 GOOSE ON A CHAIR 25 AGAIN 25 27 GOOSE WITH AN AXE 33 CURLS 38 PETROVKA 38 41 EATING ALONE 43 STALINGRAD 44 SMALL CHAIRS 45 WOMAN IS A BERRY AGAIN 47 WOMAN IS TOTALLY A BERRY 48 ASKING FOR A HALF 50 HALFHUNDRED 51 MAGNIFICENT FIVE AND A GOALKEEPER 55 GLOVES 61 GAGARIN 66 FELT BOOTS 69 THERE-HERE 70 AN AXE IN A LAKE 77 AXES 81 OLD LADY WITH A HOCKEY STICK 82 GRANDMOTHER SAID IN TWO 85 PERESTROIKA 88 NESTING DOLLS 89 GRANDFATHER'S NEIGHBOUR 90 GRANDFATHER
>>253490444 (OP) MAKE PEACE, MAKE PEACE, DON'T FIGHT ANYMORE. @ IF YOU WILL FIGHT, I WILL BITE. @ BITING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH, WILL FIGHT WITH A BRICK @ A BRICK WILL BREAK, FRIENDSHIP BEGINS
HOW MUCH WOLF NOT FEED - ALL INTO FOREST LOOKS @ WOMAN FROM CART - MARE EASIER @ SEVEN TIMES MEASURE - ONE TIME CUT @ SEVEN ONE NOT WAIT @ WITHOUT WORK NOT CATCH AND FISH FROM POND @ DON'T SPIT IN WELL - WILL BE HANDY TO DRINK WATER @ PEASANT HUT ISN'T RED BY CORNERS, IT'S RED BY PIES
GIRLS, NEVER EVER MARRY @ NOTHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN @ WHEN YOU WAKE UP EVERY MORNING YOU WILL FIND THAT YOUR TITS ARE ON SIDE AND HAIRS ON YOUR PUSSY ARE MESSED UP @ OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Не ходите, девки, замуж — Ничего хорошего! Утром встанешь — груди набок, А п…. взъерошена.
>>253490444 (OP) FAIRYTAIL? @ ABOUT HOW GRANDFATHER FARTED INTO A BABY-CARRIAGE @ DO YOU KNOW ABOUT A SUCKY MUSHROOM WITH A RED HEAD? @ BEND A BIT AND YOU WILL KNOW
I will briefly introduce you to the essence. Recently (+ - a month), while jerking off and watching porn, images of my idols appear in my head, or rather those whom I respect, so to speak, and would like to be like. Like Batman (not in all its variations), Aragorn, Ned Stark, Erwin Smith.
This is how it looks - I take out my dick to jerk off, start scrolling porn videos, just start to fantasize myself looking at it - and the image of Ned Stark pops up in my head, who stands next to me and watches me jerk off, says to me - "Is this worthy What are you doing, why are you doing this dirt "and the dick almost instantly starts to fall off, lust subsides and fucked.
Now I will tell you about the fucking thing that happened to me for six months.
To begin with, all anime people are fagots and condom. So that's it. I went to college last year (I'm 18). And it so happened that the group was not formed, which is why they pushed dolbaeb from other professions into my group, even that turned out to be no more than 10 people, and all turned out to be fucking anime people.
It all started with the fact that a couple of especially active ones began to act out the roles of some characters from the anime right in pairs, whores, the teachers generally didn't give a fuck what they were doing there. Then this infection spread to absolutely the ENTIRE GROUP, ALL AS FUCKERS STARTED TO CHOOSE THE OTHER NAMES AND SHARE CHARACTERS. The anime "Attack of the Titans" was taken as a basis. I myself watched anime, but I was not as fucking as these. I got the role of Berthold, because of my skinny, tall stature, and my neighbor's silence. My "like friend" Rainer made some kind of hacha bortsuha, after which he constantly tried to hang out with me, just the fiercest shit, as I remember this shit IMMEDIATELY SUCH SPANISH SHAME ATTACKS, THESE FOOTBALLS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING TO US THESE FUCKING PHOTOS. This quickly got sick of me, and I said that I would not do this fucking thing and let them get rid of me, this hach immediately flew up to me and flicked it in the face with his palm, saying that he would fuck off me if I didn’t play with them, from which I just flew away to some transcendental world, WHAT THE FUCK IS SUR. From that moment on, I sluggishly played along with this crap, I even had to go to the canteen with them. I'll tell you a couple of highlights. Before the new year, these fuckers started a performance, like some kind of garbage from the group. We collected the grandmothers and ordered the costumes of fucking scouts from the same anime to dance with them to OPENING. Fiercely skrinziroval with that shit, although notably lost. In addition, under the threat of a hach, I had to act out a relationship with one dwarf fat woman, fight her in physical training and rub against her sweaty boobs, whore.
>>253507652 THERE ARE TWO CHAIRS. ON THE FIRST ONE THERE ARE DICKS JERKED, ON THE SECOND ONE THERE ARE SPIKES SHARPENED. WHICH ONE WILL YOU SEAT ON AND WHICH ONE WILL YOUR MOTHER DO?
>>253507991 WE ARE BANDITO, GANGSTERITO, WE ARE KNUCKLETO - PISTOLETO, OH YES WE SHOOTTO, KILLTO, STEALTO THIS AND THAT, OH YES BANKO TRUSTO PRESIDENTO ROBBERANTO UN MOMENTO, OH YES
WE ARE BANDITO, FAMOUSTO, WE SHOOTTO PISTOLETO, OH YES WE FIATO DRIVINGTO ALL DAY IN A CABRIOLETO, OH YES ALL THE TIME WE DRINK CINZANO, WE ARE ALWAYS FED AND DRUNK, OH YES KEEP MILLIONOS IN BANKOS AND SPITTO ON LAWO, OH YES
WE ARE PIRATO, TRAVELO, WE ARE SENIORO DE LA THIEVO, OH YES AND CITIZENTO RUNAWAYTO IN SPILTO PRESTO SOONO, OH YES OH LA BENTO DEL BAMBINO STEA GRANTO GANGSTERINO, OH YES UMMA MAANO SAV MONETO AN SHOOTTO PISTOLETO, OH YES
>>253507540 My dad makes dishes-out-from-hell! Let's take example recipe, because there is so my options! He takes the soup, but he does not warm it up - warming up is not my dad's word. He takes the soup, throws it on the pan and starts frying it. He adds awful tons of onions, garlic, black and red peppers, FLOUR! - for thickness, tomato paste at the top of all. And then he fries it until it's smoking. Then he takes this to the balcony to chill. Then my dad takes it back home and after adding another ton of mayo starts to eat. He's eating directly from the pan while scraping it with spoon. Eats and whispering - "oh shit". Sweat comes out at his forehead. From time to time he's kindly offering me to try it but i'm declining. Should i tell you about how deadly his farts are after? Wallpapers are falling off from walls - that deadly!
>>253508277 When I was 15 I used to take a shit and my dad had been ocasionally hanging out around the toilet asking me why I was so silent. First time I didn't respond so he tried to force open the door shouting: "Why are you keeping silence, what's going on there?" He started swearing and tellong me he's gonna knock down the door, also he used to swear when I forgot to flush the toilet, not only after I took a shit, but even right after the shit left my asshole saying that it stank. He used to tell me: "When I just took a shit I always flush it down and you have to do the same!" One day I was sitting on the toilet and heard that my dad stood right next to the door, so I wipe my ass and got on my knees - there's a chink under the door - so I watch through the chink and see my dad on his knees looking at me through the chink saying: "What's wrong with you? What the hell are you doing there?" By the way dad always drinks some decoction which makes him take a dump often, like 5 times a day, then he complains his ass is sore and farts. That's fucked up! That's a real story I'm not a troll.
Я кстати не понимаю почему копипасты двача не переведены еще на все основные языки мира. Это же и есть современная русская культура, русское наследние.
>>253508932 >>253508435 Quand j'avais 15 ans, j'avais l'habitude de prendre une merde et mon père avait été décalé sur les toilettes me demandant pourquoi j'étais si silencieux. La première fois que je n'ai pas répondu alors il a essayé de forcer la porte à la porte criante: "Pourquoi gardez-vous le silence, qu'est-ce qui se passe là-bas?" Il a commencé à jurer et à me dire qu'il va abattre la porte, il avait également l'habitude de jurer quand j'avais oublié de chasser les toilettes, non seulement après avoir pris une merde, mais même juste après que la merde ait laissé mon trou du cul. Il me disait: "Quand je viens de prendre une merde, je le plierai toujours et que tu dois faire la même chose!" Un jour, j'étais assis sur les toilettes et j'ai entendu dire que mon père se tenait juste à côté de la porte, alors j'essemperais mon cul et je me suis coulé sur mes genoux - il y a un coup de filet sous la porte - alors je regarde à travers le félin et vois mon père sur son Les genoux me regardent à travers le chink disant: "Qu'est-ce qui ne va pas avec toi? Qu'est-ce que diable fais-tu là-bas?" Au fait, papa boit toujours une décoction qui lui fait prendre une décharge souvent, comme 5 fois par jour, puis il se plaint de son cul est douloureux et pet. C'est foutu! C'est une vraie histoire que je ne suis pas un troll.
The day before yesterday, on the advice of trusted comrades, I bought a new megadevice - butt plug "Stalin-3000". Immediately, panting with greed, he opened the box with his tenacious paws and started the megadevice. Size, my compliments. Joseph Vissarionovich was a real lump. Even my ass, accustomed to the harsh army days, refused to accept from the first call. Together with Oleg Zotov, they fought the problem. Sensations - ATAS. It cannot be compared with a machine gun. In addition, the mustache tickles the prostate pleasantly. I went on like this all day. Resolutely ready to shoot a new lack of spirituality. Many children will see manifestations of homosexuality here. Dumb children do not know that pederasty and patriotism are two different things. The device is excellent, I recommend it to everyone. All this, as usual, is advertising.
>>253509159 RUNNING @ I'LL JUMP FROM ROCK @ HERE I WAS AND HERE I DISAPPEARED @ AND WHEN YOU WILL KNOW ABOUT THIS @ THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHO YOU LOST
I could bet on new years eve he'd call me up at night from the other side of the world Ed was always there allright Ed's got the looks of a moviestar Ed's got the smile of a prince he rides a bike instead of a car I wanna be his friend
Dancin' in the livingroom with the ladies so nice like a child with a wisdom tooth he's just a friend of mine Ed's got the rings and the colours Ed's got the wind in his hair he goes ridin' with the brothers he's got a fist in the air
He's going to the run run angel going to the run run angel and heaven and hell came together that night only for you this time going to the run forever angel
One summer at the festival holdin' on real tight on the back of a harley he took me for a ride in the sky Ed's got the looks of a moviestar Ed's got the smile of a prince he rides a bike instead of a car i'll aways be his friend
Going to the run run angel going to the run run angel and his wings started to shine so bright like a fire in the night he's going to the run forever angel
>>253509800 Such tenderness on mirrors, Where shadows of poses in children dress Draws tenderness on the bodies, And in the eyes there is summer, infinitely, Also so tender
Can't forget this summer. Wind on my cheeks will be kissing autumn somewhere It's a pity... Wind can't in such tender way Oh fuck i died from COVID shit fuck
AND KINDA I LIKE KINDA RIDE IN EVENING OW I DON'T RIDE BUT KINDA SMTHIN' THERE WHAT THERE SMTHIN' HAPPENED BUT THERE DOESN'T SMTHIN' HAPPENED BUT KINDA BE THERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5v6hHqfGI0
- (Torn Sleeping Epifantsev for the shoulder.) Brother! Brother! - Fuck, fuck, fucking! - How n ... how did you sleep, brother? Hung out, probably! Brother ... - Yeb your mother, fuck, go from here Fuck, fuck! - What, what happened to something? - You have crap what else, asshole, fuck?! - No, I did not have a kakal. I brought you to eat! - Bitch, fuck, Pidoras, fucking! What did you do, what are you, asshole? - What you! I get to eat! .. "The fuck, after all I looked out, oh Midel, fucking! .. Your mother, remove it shit fuck from here, fucking! Now you will lick it all, fucking! - I brought you to eat something! - What are you attempting to be brought, what are you, asshole, what, fucking?! Huli caused ... Duch of shit, you smeared, asshole, fuck?! - I'm already attempted, I'm ... - Pidoras, fucking! (Trying to kick Pahoma from the pipe.) Bitch, fucking! - Brother, what! - Remove it shit from here, fucking! - I was already attempted! .. - Yeb your mother, fuck, and climbed the whole floor, fucking! - I wanted to eat you! .. - Mudak, fuck, well, you asshole, fucking, I'll kill you now, fuck! I fuck you, now I will kill fuck, fucking! - I brought you to eat something! .. - (in a quiet voice.) Fuck, well, you are a PIDORAS, fucking ... - Severe something ... - Fuck, well, you are crazy, fuck your mother, and ... - Severe something ... - Fuck, with whom you planted me, fuck, fuck in my mouth! ..
>>253512702 Илуватар: — Ёб твою мать, блядь, иди отсюда нахуй, блядь! Мелькор: — Что, что случилося-то? Илуватар: — Ты чё, Песнь испортил что ль, мудак, блядь?! Мелькор: — Не, я не портил. Я вплести в нее мелодии собственных дум хотел! Илуватар: — Сука, блядь, пидорас, блядь! Хули ты сделал, ты чё, мудак что ль совсем, блядь?! Мелькор: — Что ты! Я возвысить силу и блеск мыслил.. Илуватар: — Блядь, всё-таки разладил, ой мудель, блядь!.. Твою мать, убери свои мотивы нахуй отсюда, блядь! Сейчас будешь всё это затихать, блядь! Мелькор: Я обрел думы-то! Илуватар: — Чё ты вплести собственные мелодии, чё ты, мудак, что ль, бля?! Хули ты фальшь… хули ты фальшь-то в Песнь вносишь, мудак, блядь?! Мелькор: — Я уж свои думы, я тебе… Илуватар: — Пидорас, блядь! (Пытается изгнать Мелькора в Предначальный Мрак) Сука, блядь! Мелькор: — Эру, ты что! Илуватар: — Убери свой разлад отсюда, блядь! Мелькор: — Я сочинил уже!.. Илуватар: — Ёб твою мать, блядь, и Негасимое Пламя искал, блядь! Мелькор: — Хотел обратить Ничто в Нечто-то!.. Илуватар: — Мудак, блядь, ну ты мудак, блядь, я тебя сейчас развоплощу, нахуй! Я тебя, блядь, сейчас развоплощу нахуй, блядь! Мелькор: — Я в бытие хотел обратить свои думы-то!.. Илуватар: — (Тихим голосом.) Блядь, ну ты пидорас, блядь… Мелькор: — Бытие-то… Илуватар: — Бля, ну ты Моргот, ёб твою мать, а… Мелькор: — Обратить-то… Илуватар: — Бля, кто мою Музыку поет, охуеть, ёбаный в рот!.. Мелькор: — Я не порождал разлад, я те честно говорю! Я тебе… я просто хотел тебе сделать доброе дело… Илуватар: — Чё? Мелькор: — Я не пел вообще сегодня!.. Илуватар: — Чё, нахуй, мне — добро? Мелькор: — Я хотел тебе… Илуватар: — Какое доброе дело? Ты понимаешь, что ты разлад в Песнь внес, бля, в Великую Музыку мою, единственная Музыка. Единственная, блядь, Музыка, мы ее петь будем. Петь будем, ты там фальшь породил. Чё… чё айнуры теперь петь будут, как, а?! Мелькор: — Хотел тебе доброе дело!.. Илуватар: — Что я теперь творить тебе буду?! Хуль ты разлад внес, что я теперь это исправлять буду?! Мелькор: — Я не вносил, просто у меня собственные думы!.. Илуватар: — Пламя найти что ли?! Я тебя сейчас воспламеню! Мелькор: — …думы, я просто обрёл, непохожие на думы собратьев!.. Я не портил, я просто хотел бытие датиь своим творениям, я тебе сделал доброе дело!.. Илуватар: — (Опять пытается изгнать Мелькора в Пустоту.) Сука, блядь… Мелькор: — Уф… Стукаешься!.. Илуватар: — Я тя ща изгоню, блядь. Мелькор: — Я уж сотворил… Илуватар: — Я тебя сейчас убью, нахуй. Ты понял, что я тя ща убью? Мелькор: — (Быстро и невнятно тараторит, пытается напевать мелодии.) Ну что ты сердишься, я великую музы… Илуватар: — Блядь… Мелькор: —…я тебе доброе дело сделал, музыку созда... бытие хотел дать, я тебе свои творения показать хотел... это... не вносил я разлад, как силу и блеск свой возвысил, не Моргот я, не портил! Илуватар: — Иди в Эа, в чертоги Мандоса лезь, понял, блядь?! Мелькор:— Я не колдовал… Илуватар: — Чтоб через пять минут в чертогах был! ИДИ В ЧЕРТОГИ МАНДОСА, СУКА! ЛЕЗЬ! Мелькор: — Я не разлаживал ничего… Илуватар: — Иди в чертоги Мандоса лезь, блядь! Манвэ, бля! Манвэ! Этот Враг обосрался, блядь! Манвэ! Иди в Эа, блядь, чтоб не обсирал мой замысел, в чертогах Мандоса сиди, нахуй! Ты понял, бляяя?! Чтобы в цепях Анфауглир сидел, сука! Распелся, пидорас, а! Манвэ, блядь, он поёт опять! Сажайте в чертоги Мандоса, нахуй, мои Дети с ним там сидеть не будут, блядь! Мелькор: — Негасимый Пламень! Илуватар: — Они не будут с этим Врагом в Арде сидеть, сука, блядь, а?! Мелькор: — Негасимый Пламень! Илуватар: — ХУЛИ ЭТОТ ВРАГ КО МНЕ В ЭА ВЛЕЗ, БЛЯДЬ, ОН ЖЕ МУДАК ПОЛНЫЙ, БЛЯДЬ! Мелькор: — Я не Враг, я просто хотел своим творениям бытие дать!.. Илуватар: — В чертоги, я сказал! Мелькор: — Стукнул… Илуватар: — Сиди в чертогах, нахуй, я тебя сейчас убью нахуй! Сидеть в чертогах будешь, цепью тебя скуём, блядь. Чтобы через пять минут, сука, в чертогах был, или я тебя придушу, блядь, вот этими руками, понял?! Мелькор: —Люли… Люли… Илуватар:—Фу-у, блядь, фу-у, нахуй!
A WORD IS NOT A SPARROW, IF IT FLIES AWAY, YOU CAN'T CATCH IT as if you could catch a sparrow after releasing it, what the fuck, what is this retarded analogy?
DON'T INSERT A PETARD IN THE ASS @ DON'T INSERT A PETARD IN THE ASS @ DON'T INSERT A PETARD IN THE ASS @ DON'T INSERT A PETARD IN THE ASS @ DON'T INSERT A PETARD IN THE ASS @ ...
>>253517425 TELL ME UNCLE, WAS IT WORTH IT TO GIVE BURNED DOWN MOSCOW TO FRENCHMEN? @ YEAH, WE HAD PEOPLE IN OUR TIME, STRONG, SLASHING TRIBE, HARD MOTHERFUCKERS - NOT LIKE YOU!
>>253502684 >DON'T BE AFRAID OF A SPOON, BE AFRAID OF THE FORK: ONE STAB - FOUR HOLES! DON'T BE AFRAID OF FORK, BE AFRAID OF THE SPOON: ONE HIT - YOU ARE IN EMERGENCY!
>>253518104 Это Лермонтов - Бородино. Он скорее был Моргенштерном своего времени и тонко траллел.
Так-то если изучить как проходила битва при Бородине и реальные заслуги Кутузова то имеем классическую агитку при обосранной жопе и выебывающегося дедка-рассказчика, что пролежал рядом с трупами сослуживцев все сражение, а потом побежал роняя кал одним из первых, но спустя годы накрутил на себя кулстори что он дохуя герой.
>>253518652 ALEXANDRA WAS WALKING ON A HIGHWAY AND SUCKLING ON A CRACKNEL @ THERE IS GRASS IN THE YARD, THERE IS FIREWOOD ON THE GRASS, DON'T CUT FIREWOOD ON THE YARD'S GRASS @ CARL STOLE CLARA'S CORALS, CLARA STOLE CARL'S CLARINET @ SHIPS MANOEUVRED, MANOEUVRED, BUT DIDN'T MANOEUVRE SUCCESSFULLY. @ IN THE DEPTHS OF TUNDRA OTTERS IN LEGGINGS ARE STEALING CEDAR CORES INTO BUCKETS
And I like to smear myself with not fresh shit and jerk off. Every day, I walk on the ground with a black garbage bag and collect all the shit I see in it. It takes a whole day for two full bags. But when after a hard day, I come home, I go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water ... mmm and dump my treasure into it. And I jerk off, imagining that I was swallowed up by a single body of shit. In general, it seems to me that poops, they know how to think, they have their own families, cities, feelings, do not flush them down the toilet, it is better to shelter them, talk to them, caress them…. And yesterday in the bathroom, I had a wonderful dream, as if I dived into the sea, and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, all of shit, even the sky, even Allah !.
>>253520535 Suddenly, a voice came from the chamber-pot party. But guys did not pay any attention to these screechy shouts, as usual. Let the cock crow, what can you expect of him? A brat is not a person, and tonight it’s going to have a very tough night. Throughout the last year and a half, every single one of his nights was like this, thus now its anus has been stretched so wide that one could easily hide a can of condensed milk inside of it.
>>253521812 Посоны, а разве wood не лес? Он же немецкий Wald. Откуда все эти Redwood, Hollywood, Sherwood. Даже англичанены так не говорят, с древесиной смешнее.
>>253522022 Вуд больше к материалам относится. Если используется для обозначения местности, тогда в значении "маленький лес", "лесополоса". FRIDAY @ PLANNING-FORETASTING @ SLEEPING IN WOODS IN 5 MINUTES
>>253522909 Так это же древняя тема, у них было два языка, придворный и для быдла. То, с чем имело дело быдло, имело германское наименование, а с чем бояре — французское. Поэтому свинья pig/swine, свинина pork, корова/бык cow/ox, говядина beef. Видимо, с лесом было наоборот, быдло его видело в виде материала, поэтому wood, а бояре ходили грибы собирать на охоту и вот это всё, поэтому лес как место стал forest.
>>253506635 I'M SALUTING TO YOU CATEGORICALLY! @ I CALL JUVENILE MORONS AS JUVENILE MORONS @ YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ARE JUVENILE MORONS? @ HUGE CESSPOOL FILLED WITH SHIT, AND IN THIS SHIT: BLUNT CHILDREN IN THE SHIT, FILL THEIR MOUTH WITH SHIT, FULL MOUTH OF SHIT, AND AROUND THIS MESS ALL IN THE SHIT, TO HOLE WITH SHIT. THERE WITH SHITHEADS — SHIT TO MOUTH AND TO OTHER SHITHEADS. MORON! THESE MORONS HERE, SPITTING SHIT — THIS IS HOW I MAKE MONEY. YONG FOOL.
>>253525383 I GREET YOU CATEGORICALLY @ NOT UNDERSTOOD @ UNCLEAR @ IDIOTIC MOVIE @ THREE DUMB JAPANESE TEENAGERS @ MORON @ MORONS @ MORONETTE AND A MORON GENERAL @ MANGA @ ANIME @ DUMB SHIT OF A DUMB SHIT @ AND THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, TILL WE MEET AGAIN
>>253493186 LET ME RUN THE ENGINE @ RUN? YOU RUN ARM TO UNDERPANTS, ENGINE NEEDS TO START @ YOU CAN START FUCKING MARIE TO MOUTH, BUT ENGINE NEEDS TO PUT INTO ACTION WITH THE IGNITION KEY
BEARS WERE RIDING abicycle A CAT FOLLOWED BACKWARDS MOSQUITOES FOLLOWED ON A BALLOON lobsters followed RIDING A LAME DOG wolves were riding a mare lions were riding an automobile hares were in a streetcar a toad was riding a broom riding and laughing CHEWING ON GINGERBREAD SUDDENLY FROM A GATEWAY A SCARY GIANT EMERGES RED AN MOUSTACHED ROACH ROACH, ROACH, COCKROACH HE GROWLS AND YELLS AND MOVES HIS ANTENNAE "WAIT, DONT HURRY swiftly swallow you swallow, swallow with no mercy animals were shook lost consciousness WOLVES MOTIVATED BY FEAR CANNIBALISED EACH OTHER POOR CROCODILE SWALLOWED A TOAD A FEMALE ELEPHANT WHILE SHAKING SAT ON only squabbler lobsters AFRAID OF COMBAT-FIGHT ALTHOUGH THEY ARE BACKPEDALING they move antennae AND THEY YELL TOWARDS THE MOUSTACHED GIANT:
>>253524404 Уточню. Оно ругается на слово ARENT, если я копирую его из яндекс-переводчика. Если я пишу это слово сам - двач кушоет его нормально. Интересно, в чём прикол. Абу презирает яндекса?
How do you want a Tian. How do you want a slight, pale, not very high, virgin, unknown, with thin hands, small feet, bruises under the eyes, rareled or unprofitted hair, unwrapped, scored hiking, a laughter without friends and girlfriends, closed sociophobic, at the same time dreaming of a com- That is close to go to the world, but it did not break anything, in order to be isolated with it from unpleasant society. God like me bad without a rebel.
DVA-CH, TODAY I'VE DECIDED TO SHAVE MY BALLSACK FOR THE FIRST TIME. I'VE SHAVEN A HALF, LEAVING A BIT OF HAIRS, BECAUSE ANONS ALREADY TOLD IT FOR A WHILE THAT IF YOU SHAVE IT COMPLETELY IT WILL POKE.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE. I'VE GOT A FISTFUL OF HAIR. IT ALL REEKED OF PISS, YEAR LONG FAPS ETC. WITHOUT THINKING I'VE THROWN IT OUT OF THE WINDOW. WHADYAKNOW, A BALL OF MY SHAVEN BALLSACK WAS DRIVEN BY THE WIND STRAIGHT INTO NEIGHBOUR'S WINDOW, INTO THEIR KITCHEN!
FAIL IS THAT I'M GINGER, AND AM ONLY GINGER IN THE BUILDING. NEIGHBOUR'S REACTIN DIDN'T TAKE LONG AND ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO THEY BANGED INTO MY DOOR. I WATCHED THOUGH THE PEEPHOLE AND DIDN'T OPEN, AS IF NO ONE IS HOME. SOON DAD WILL RETURN HOME AND IT WILL TURN OUT I AM AT HOME.
>>253490444 (OP) GUYS YOU SHOULDN'T UNCOVER THIS TOPIC. YOU'RE YOUNG, HUMOROUS, EVERYTHING IS EASY TO YOU. THIS ISN'T THAT. IT'S NOT CHICATILO AND NOT EVEN SPECIAL SERVICES ARCHIVES. YOU BETTER NOT GET HERE. SERIOUSLY, ANY OF YOU WILL BE SORRY. BETTER CLOSE THE TOPIC AND FORGET ABOUT WHAT WAS WRITTEN HERE. I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THAT I'LL CALL FOR ADDITIONAL INTEREST BY THIS POST, BUT I'D LIKE TO WARN THE CURIOUS ONES - STOP. OTHERS JUST WON'T FIND.
>>253528128 Igor, that you? Do you remember me? I'm your classmate. I recognised you by your schizoid words and crap. Do you remember how the whole of our class peed in your mug at the third grade during a tea party? You drank it, smacked your lips and asked for seconds. And then your father came for you, the very same custodian that raped a dog on Vernadsky, and got probation for stealing melted cheese in a store. He came in the classroom, everyone started laughing, and you shat your pants from the shame, and later said that you will hate custodians for your whole life, but in the ninth grade, when you went on a raid to assault them, they passed you around and you've got 8 stitches on your anus afterwards. How are things, Igor?
>>253529801 I press 300 from the chest, do you know what is my grab, untermensch? I'll just squeeze your dead skull and break it like a nut. So remember, beta hipstar, if you are a weak, willless thinfag, don't even drare to get a gf. If you don't want to be pissed on by me. I'll take everything from you, you dumb cocksucker. Your guns knives peppers won't save you, they will be in your anus.
STEALTH VIDEO GAME @ CROUCH @ WALK BEHIND A WALL OF BOXES @ CLIMB ON PIPES @ FIT INTO A WIDE VENT @ LUCKILY AN INEVITABLE EXIT TO AN OPEN WELL LIT AND PATROLLED PLACE DOESN'T EXIST @ PEOPLE START CONVERSATIONS ONLY WHEN YOU ARE SNEAKING NEARBY @ CONVERSATIONS ARE ALWAYS ABOUT SOMEONE FORGETTING TO CLOSE THE WINDOW ON THE EAST SIDE OF THEFOURTH STOREY AND ABOUT UNCLE BASIL LOSING A SAFE KEY IN A DITCH, I WONDER WHERE IT COULD BE @ IMMEDIATELY A HUGE LINE APPEARS "FIND KEY" @ COMPASS HAS A BRIGHT NEW RED MARKER @ LAND HAS A BRIGHT GUIDING LIGHT @ CHIEF RADIOS IN AND SAYS "I'VE HEARD THEY'VE LOST A KEY OVER THERE, GO AND FIND IT" @ THE SCREEN GOES RED AND PULSING IF YOU GET 2 METERS AWAY FROM THE PLANNED WAY, WRITES "MUST FIND KEY", RADIO GOES "NO TIME FOR SHENANIGANS, FIND THE KEY" @ KEY IS LIT UP BY A LIGHT RAY FROM THE SKIES @ THERE IS A GUIDE ON YOUTUBE "HOW TO FIND BASIL'S KEY" @ MILLIONS OF VIEWS. @ THANKFUL PLAYERS ARE HAPPY IN THE COMMENTS AND ARE ANGRY AT THE DEVELOPERS FOR MAKING IT DIFFICULT @ HUNDREDS OF THREADS ON BOARDS AND FORUMS "HOW FIND KEY" @ 10 YEARS LATER OLDFAGS REMEMBER THIS PART AS ONE OF THE HARDES @ BADMOUTHING NEWFAGS TELLING THAT EVERYTHING SHOULD BE EXPLAINED NOWADAYS UNLIKE THE OLD STUFF WHERE YOU WEREN'T AS GUIDED, EVERYTHING REQUIRED A THOUGHT PROCESS
>>253528840 >>253490444 (OP) MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP MURMURING AND DESTABILISING THE SITUATION IN THE COUNTRY? THERE'S AN INFO FROM A KNOWING MAN THAT THERE ARE SOME REAL CHANGES TO BE EXPECTED IN OUR COUNTRY. AFTER SYRIA SITUATION IS STABILISED, ISIS WILL BE DESTROYED. THEN THEY WILL MAKE A TRADE ALLIANCE WITH THE EAST. OIL WILL BE RAISED AND HELD, EUROPE WON'T BE ABLE TO DO A THING. THE MAIN GOAL IS NOT TO MURMUR. WE ARE REQUIRED TO SIT QUIETLY. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE, EVERYTHING WILL BE GOOD. EVERYONE WILL GET FREEBIES LIKE SAUDI CITIZENS, EVERYONE WILL ROLL IN BUTTER. MAIN GOAL IS TO SIT QUIETLY WITHOUT BUSTLE. NO MEETINGS, NO NAVALNYS. JUST WAIT AND EVERYTHING WILL BE GOOD, EVERYTHING IS CAUGHT THERE.
>>253531003 А где первая часть? I can destroy you and piss on you when you walking with your girlfriend. If you wearing like a fag or omega, then I gonna humiliate you. I will slap your face like a virgin and talk with your gf about you, cunt. Just because you can't even defend your gf dumbass. After that I will spit on your face and start paw body your tan. I kiss her and paw her pussy. She will accept this, because I'm alpha man. And what you gonna do, dickhead? Nothing, because I'm a meathead. Do you know about my body press? I can just push you and you will lose consciousness.
GUYS, TODAY I'VE BEEN WALKING AT A MARKETPLACE AND SAW A SKINHEAD IN A TSHIRT "IRUSSIAN", WELL I'VE POUNCED HIM AND SUDDENLY PUMMELLED HIS MUG WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AND EXPLAINED TO HIM BY YELLING "I DON'T LIKE SIEG HEIL", BECAUSE I'VE BECAME A FAN OF 359, GUYS OLD SCHOOL SPIRIT LIVES ONLY IN MYTISCHI, WHERE PEOPLE FUCK EACH OTHER UP HARDCORE WAY, WHERE GUYS LIVES VIA ENERGY, YOUTH AND FUCK THE SYSTEM! MYTISCHI 359 ONLY, HARDCORE ONLY!!! UNITY ULTRAHARDCORE MYTISCHI!!! guys fuck haches, fa, antifa, faggots, have fun at gigs, love your Family, guys and the Scene! TELL OPENLY AND BOLDLY RIGHT IN THE FACE! 359!